Why can't rightwing men cook rice?

How the fuck can you not figure out how to cook rice?

Step 1) wash the rice
Step 2) put it in the rice cooker

Look at it! IT'S FUCKEN RAAAW!

>no spices
Nigger detected.

I go for half of that quantity per person as a side dish and cover for 20, otherwise, simple and ricepilled.

You forgot:
Add a cup of 200-proof alcohol per cup of cooked rice to make it edible

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ew. white rice is for fats and asians. brown rice takes a half hour.

You forgot
>black cock

>said the landwhale that goes for takeout every single day of her life

Stupid roastie
This is a dog whistle for banging azn women

Buckwheat masterrace reporting in, tastes better and has more nutrition anyways.