Brit/pol/ batter your lass edition

>Domestic abuse services to get £2m amid lockdown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52255092

>Coronavirus may prove boost for UK's bees and rare wildflowers
theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/09/coronavirus-may-prove-boost-for-uks-bees-and-rare-wildflowers

>Coronavirus: PM making 'very good progress' after night of playing games and watching films
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-boris-johnson-playing-games-and-watching-films-in-hospital-11971837

>Let's dispel the myth that coronavirus victims were all at death's door
spectator.co.uk/article/let-s-dispel-the-myth-that-coronavirus-victims-were-all-at-death-s-door/amp

>Coronavirus: Former Hull factory to be turned into mortuary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-52247745

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>Coronavirus: Ethnic minorities 'are a third' of patients
>There is "emerging evidence" to suggest coronavirus is having a disproportionate impact on people who are black, Asian and minority ethnic.

we did it lads!

If a third of patients are ethnic minorities then the vast majority are white?
What are they chimping about it if there isn't actually a "disproportionate impact"?

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The article makes me laugh. So the rest of the statistics are where people but that doesn’t matter cos white people are icky.

>government not requires all white people to chip in and help MUH EFFNIKS
This might sound good in the short run but it will backfire somehow.

It's BBC, so (((legit)))

>week three
>still no lockdown gf

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It only kills those with African genetics.
I am white Scots ancestry, was over it in a week.
Suck on that Whitty you gollum faced cunt.

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Since 5 March 260 deaths a day averaged.

Totally deadly mortifying killer pandemic...hmm?

Made this on a Dime, it's shit, hope it helps you a tad lads regardless.

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>Gurnsey
>Isle of Mann

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I'm very tired in my defence laddo.

jidf detected

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>Don't even try
Paddies didn't seem to have much bother

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tfw just had a bitter breakup with my gf

What’s the best way to get over this shit lads?

Most of the cases are in London.

Play Bannerlord.

what happened?
>What’s the best way to get over this shit lads?
idk peoples milage varies with dating apps

STAYIN IN IS FOR WHYTE PPL

Lads ive fucked up and have nothing in the fridge for lunch or dinner. Are any fucking shops open today or am I going to starve to death?

this dude is a mathematician

> batter your lass edition
Alas, if women could only learn to hold their tongues.

Normal Sunday hours today lad. Everything is shut the morra

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Long as you have a decent breakfast you'll be fine

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if 1/3 of patients are bame, that probably reflects the current demographics of uk cities
>2021 census postponed indefinitely I reckon

Heh not at all.
If you care to improve on my figures go ahead .

london and birmingham are probably majority "bame"

can you think of a reason why averaging the number of deaths of an ongoing pandemic (something that grows exponentially) over nearly one-and-a-half months might be a bit stupid? bearing in mind that almost a thousand people are dying with it each day in the UK at the moment