imagine stuffing that up inside you and twisting it around. Must tickle. Is that what they did?
I am running out of TP. 2 rolls left. No TP in any store for over a month now. Where do I go from here?
Eli Nelson
John Wright
Wet newspapers
Hudson Powell
I've been using table napkins that I found in a dollar store in a mall that no one goes to. I bought most of their stock
Zachary Clark
Get one of these. After you poop, hop in the shower to clean up, dry with a towel.
Landon Long
Buy a copy of the Communist Manifesto
Ian Torres
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Sebastian Diaz
Fix your diet so you only need one sheet per shit.
Easton Gutierrez
collect leaves
watch out for gestapo and stasi
Logan Hall
Best post of the wutangflu
Alexander Perry
Hurr durr how could you eat much we herp de derp