Just say to the no-doubt Jewish judge that you will find any Jew guilty, because all Jews are guilty.
You can both tell the absolute truth and get out of jury duty at the same time.
I have jury duty in about a month. What are some political views I can share to get out of it?
Carson Diaz
Luis Mitchell
Why would you want to get out of jury duty? It's a great way to fight against injustice. We all know the courts hate whites and men.
Brayden Miller
Jury duty is one of the very few things the average citizen can do to influence politics.
Don't think the person deserves to be punished for a dumb law? Vote innocent. Jury nullification is a thing.
Want to see a faggot in prison? Vote guilty.
Connor Barnes
go to the judge and tell him you don't recognise the usa as a legitimate state with a southern accent
Henry Baker
I don't feel like a morally competent authority to send someone to prison and would vote innocent no matter what evidence I was presented with.
Isaiah Ross
for some courts they only take jurors who are not against the ban of death penalty or something i think?
Blake Bell
wait ... i mixed up. They only want people who don't want it to be banned.
i kinda messed myself up .. eh. You know just say you think death penalty is bad.
Levi James
Say that you've been a member of Islamic Freedom Party.
Jackson Morris
When the prosecutor reads the potential sentence, just act like it's too harsh. This works wonders for drug related crimes.