Aus/pol/ - The ride never ends edition

Thanks for the qrd. Just as i expected when i saw the article which i couldnt be bothered reading because i knew it would be this

Stop being such a beta faggot.

Absolutely 100% based and redpilled

1. NEWS

- JobKeeper - The Government has passed legislation for the $130 billion JobKeeper Payment to keep more Australians in jobs and support businesses affected by the Coronavirus.
- Coronavirus modelling - The Federal Government has released the modelling behind Australia’s Coronavirus response. It shows how COVID-19 could spread through the Australian population under different scenarios but DOES NOT predict the future or factually represent Australia’s current position. Early data suggests physical distancing and other measures taken in Australia are slowing the growth in COVID-19 cases to a point where the health system can meet expected demand aus.gov.au/modelling
- Cyber crime - There has been an increase in COVID-19 themed cyber activity towards websites designed to either install software or steal personal information and banking details.
- Commercial tenancies - The National Cabinet has agreed that states and territories will implement a mandatory Code of Conduct for commercial tenancies.
- Restrictions - Public gatherings, excluding household members, have been reduced to a maximum of 2 people. Check State & Territory websites for further enforcement information.
- Stay home - Everyone should stay home unless you are: shopping for essentials, receiving medical care, exercising or travelling to work or education.
- Easter - During the Easter period, places of worship must remain closed to the public. Services will be streamed and only clergy and those formally involved in services or streaming are permitted to attend.
- Stay informed - Download the official government 'Coronavirus Australia' app in the Apple App Store and on Google Play.

More? Read aus.gov.au/news

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It’s pretty much only mega northern beaches or mega south afaik, maybe east where the jews are I wouldn’t know

record everything from your phone call to your house so that if she does spaz out you can call the police and give them the recordings. In an ideal world you'd just slap a bitch and be done but times are bad.

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2. LATEST NUMBERS

As at 3:00pm on 10 April 2020, there have been 6,203 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in Australia. Of these cases, 100 were confirmed within 24 hours prior to this time.

Of the 6,203 confirmed cases in Australia, 53 have died from COVID-19. More than 338,000 tests have been conducted across Australia.

Confirmed cases in:
Australian Capital Territory - 103
New South Wales - 2,822
Northern Territory - 27
Queensland - 965
South Australia - 428
Tasmania - 111
Victoria - 1,241
Western Australia - 506

View more data & statistics aus.gov.au/current-numbers

For the modelling behind Australia's response to the Coronavirus aus.gov.au/modelling

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I love cunts with a bit of inner labia, is objectively much nicer sucking on a cunt with a hard clit if there is labia to tongue and suck too

one day you will come to realise this
if you're not a genuine homosexual, that is

how do i go about recording phone calls?
I already have proof in text regarding consent about sex and that, i’m scared of being false flagged and going to jail or held on remand for 2 years, over some chick being jealous and talking shit