Alright laddies, whats for dinner? Im having rissoles and tomato Tonights topic; what are you doing this easter long weekend and what chocolate eggs you eating?
Who feeling completely unJUSTed now that coronavirus has come along?
Isaac Rivera
>We both work full time, I also help run my non profit AND manage a complex project in Egypt AND am running a COVID-19 tracking platform. So, his happiness trumps crappy math worksheet management. >Managing his education is a bridge too far right now. I also cook, manage cleaning, have a garden etc (husband does 50% of housework BTW, we are a team). The thought of homeschooling makes me want to barf. It’s a fucking joke. >Our work is more important that our son. Fuck that little shit. Fuck math worksheets. What did she mean by this?
>Where the fuck is everyone stop pretending you have lives
I'm guessing the shills don't work public holidays.
Slack cunts.
Ian Parker
Cadbury fruit and nut fuck the easter egg jew the chocolate is cheap shit
Noah Ward
I was supposed to start work for the dole on the 30th of March lmao
Dominic Morgan
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Isn't it convenient that this virus kills the people in the way of total chinese rule. the boomers.
The woke are just chinese puppets, against free speech ect. soo kil off the ones that stand in the way. fuckers
Brandon Baker
Gotta love Pete Evans. The ultimate troll irl >tfw 4 day weekend before i get back into work Shit is nice af. just get to chill at home and not have to worry about seeing family. loving corona-chan atm
Kevin Bennett
Feels fucking great being right about the fact that Coronavirus in Australia would be a nonissue come end of April. Was telling my co workers that since the start of last month. Just want supermarket shelves stocked normally tbqh
Jaxson Brown
>boomers stand in the way of the Chinese Yeah, opening the borders, selling off our manufacturing and importing cheap foreign labour is really “standing in the China’s way”
William Wright
Old workplace let me and 2 other guys go right at the start of corona-virus as we were senior staff at a higher pay rate. A few weeks later, they let another 5 people go.
2 missed calls from my boss today, and one of the other lads who was let go same time as me told me the boss was calling to offer our jobs back because the "curve was flattening"
Nah, get fucked, we had over 30 years service between us and you let us go because of a bad flu that's going to last like 3 months you money grubbing fucks
Kevin Stewart
Ratatouille
Ian Thomas
I want to sexually assault you in your uniform.
Asher Robinson
>maccas That better be Filet-o-Fish considering the day. We're having grilled salmon.
If there is a good side to this then it's that no one is going to trust employers ever again.
Oliver Howard
Wheres the cunt in japan I was talking to earlier?
I wanna know how to score shitcunt work in the land of the rising cun.
Cameron Thompson
is having sex with trannys considered to be based?
Adrian Rogers
Pete Evans makes me kek with his scams. As other user said, a perfect IRL troll
Brandon Butler
Sounds like you've got leverage to negotiate for better pay and conditions if the cunt wants you back. Tell them you'll come back for 20% increase in pay and a signing bonus as a show of goodwill.
Brandon Lewis
And a free lunch.
Easton Cox
>It's likely there will never be an effective cure for Corona. True, the vaccines are bullshit talk by insane billionaires. The success is going to be in different theraputics eliminating the more deadly immune responses. Not just the anti virals, they're talking t-cells and all sorts of things.
Christopher White
Filthy pajeet loving cunt.
Juan Richardson
Going to run quarantine lines tomorrow lads. No pigs gunna stop me.
Christopher Green
No, but if you're going to be a degenerate remember that trannies are the demographic with by far the highest prevalence of GRIDS so use protection.
Leo Mitchell
That industry is totally fucked, it was based around importing out of China and reselling product here so it'll be crippled, and I know a lot of people who ha worked a long time for their bosses and got dropped like a hot pan at the first sign of trouble so you're right there
Already got another job lined up starting in 2 weeks, the industry was going to end up fucked anyway
For now, it'll be just put the head down and learn some new skills and invest
Jace Sanders
>It's likely there will never be an effective cure for Corona wow it's almost like it's the seasonal flu better let all the prisoners out and start arresting old people for sitting alone in the park.
Easton Gutierrez
why is 4chin but mainly this bread so quiet tonight?
Chase Adams
The cunts a nutter but he looks pretty fucking good for 47 so he can’t be too far off on the crazy shit he shills.
Carbonara el penne thanks to the misdus while i drink and shitpost m8. Tastes good. Kids are rippen in too
Austin Cook
SERIOUS QUESTION BOYOS
If USA and China went to war, who would we support?
USA >Military ally >Probs going to win >Much fellow westerner
China >Biggest trading partner >Makes 99% of everything >Could cripple our economy
Brody Howard
The boomers are the ones who let the chinks buy into all our shit and let the government take OUR FUCKING GUNS
Owen Taylor
>I'm moving to Australia.
You're always moving to Australia, and we're always going to be full - today, tomorrow, the day after that, next week, next month and next year, full always full.
Evan Watson
USA China would have to annex us to get our support in a war and yanks won't let that happen
Elijah Green
Aren't we literally allies with the US?
Nolan Jenkins
vaccine talk is simply a way of easing the proles into permanent suspension of their freedom.
The doublethink way it will be sold is that we still ARE free, and the democracy is a cherished pillar of society, it is just that as true patriots we have all voluntarily put freedom into hibernation forever.
Everytime the media tells us a vaccine is close, some disaster or tragedy will occur that pushes the vaccine out another year.
I don't people have any idea of just how fucked we are. East Germany 2.0 is here, they are just ironing out the bugs as they roll it out.
Liam Clark
What industry? Trying to see if it was my old employer, it sounds like something they’d do
Henry Green
You’re a faggot if you even need to ask that question. I’d be in Chinatown bashing 5th column skulls before the first shots were fired.
Benjamin Clark
>looking to buy an apartment in sydney >careful about demographics >research demographics of basically every suburb
guys
it doesn't look good
there is basically only 1 white region left
Julian Edwards
BASED and FAMILY PILLED
Landon Adams
They’re gonna start moving manufacturing away from the chinks, it only took a bio weapon
Christian Peterson
lads i got involved with a crazy bitch and i wanna break it off but she’s genuinely crazy and it’s likely she’s gonna come to my house and scream and cause a scene. i just can’t win, it’s all so tiresome. what do?
USA. Nothing good has ever come out of china even when we've given them strict instructions to follow. Their diets, their customs, the people themselves are fucked.
Didn’t NZ break the treaty by banning nuclear ships in their waters?
Ayden Cooper
>buying apartment >Sydney Mate if you want you can just give me $800k now and I’ll give you back $550k in a year. Save you the hassle of moving. t. Reasonably snr in a bank. We did 50,000 calls from clients in mortgage stress just this week.
Aaron Brown
>care worker >Slowly losing hours every week and no one looking for new workers >gf is takeaway shop manager >Sales going down every week since Coronachan, shop closing any day now
Nuke China
Easton Scott
Call the cops and get her a $1600 fine.
Ethan Reyes
Thanks for the qrd. Just as i expected when i saw the article which i couldnt be bothered reading because i knew it would be this
Carter Gomez
Stop being such a beta faggot.
Christopher Brooks
Absolutely 100% based and redpilled
Jackson Carter
1. NEWS
- JobKeeper - The Government has passed legislation for the $130 billion JobKeeper Payment to keep more Australians in jobs and support businesses affected by the Coronavirus. - Coronavirus modelling - The Federal Government has released the modelling behind Australia’s Coronavirus response. It shows how COVID-19 could spread through the Australian population under different scenarios but DOES NOT predict the future or factually represent Australia’s current position. Early data suggests physical distancing and other measures taken in Australia are slowing the growth in COVID-19 cases to a point where the health system can meet expected demand aus.gov.au/modelling - Cyber crime - There has been an increase in COVID-19 themed cyber activity towards websites designed to either install software or steal personal information and banking details. - Commercial tenancies - The National Cabinet has agreed that states and territories will implement a mandatory Code of Conduct for commercial tenancies. - Restrictions - Public gatherings, excluding household members, have been reduced to a maximum of 2 people. Check State & Territory websites for further enforcement information. - Stay home - Everyone should stay home unless you are: shopping for essentials, receiving medical care, exercising or travelling to work or education. - Easter - During the Easter period, places of worship must remain closed to the public. Services will be streamed and only clergy and those formally involved in services or streaming are permitted to attend. - Stay informed - Download the official government 'Coronavirus Australia' app in the Apple App Store and on Google Play.
It’s pretty much only mega northern beaches or mega south afaik, maybe east where the jews are I wouldn’t know
Cameron Lopez
record everything from your phone call to your house so that if she does spaz out you can call the police and give them the recordings. In an ideal world you'd just slap a bitch and be done but times are bad.
As at 3:00pm on 10 April 2020, there have been 6,203 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in Australia. Of these cases, 100 were confirmed within 24 hours prior to this time.
Of the 6,203 confirmed cases in Australia, 53 have died from COVID-19. More than 338,000 tests have been conducted across Australia.
Confirmed cases in: Australian Capital Territory - 103 New South Wales - 2,822 Northern Territory - 27 Queensland - 965 South Australia - 428 Tasmania - 111 Victoria - 1,241 Western Australia - 506
View more data & statistics aus.gov.au/current-numbers
For the modelling behind Australia's response to the Coronavirus aus.gov.au/modelling
I love cunts with a bit of inner labia, is objectively much nicer sucking on a cunt with a hard clit if there is labia to tongue and suck too
one day you will come to realise this if you're not a genuine homosexual, that is
Christopher Brown
how do i go about recording phone calls? I already have proof in text regarding consent about sex and that, i’m scared of being false flagged and going to jail or held on remand for 2 years, over some chick being jealous and talking shit
Chase Cooper
Can't speak for others, but I have uni assessments to finish. All of the deadlines got extended to this week and next due to Corona-chan.
Bentley Ross
my work isn't impacted by this crisis (remote swe), i'm looking to buy something in 6 months when prices should drop a little bit because thats when mortgage relief ends from most banks and hopefully owners sell off properties that they can't sustain
John Powell
they never show how many of the cases are recovered, to make them look as bad as possible
Easton Kelly
Ah ok, mine was stationary, we have far too many industries that rely on selling chinese trash
Austin Baker
>boomers >in the way Are you retarded? They're here in massive numbers thanks to boomers with their poofter antiwasm crap and consist indoctrination over the years and the boomers have fed Chinese industry for so fucking long. And this
