Brit/pol/ - learn the difference edition
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made the mistake of going to outer pol, what is it with yanks and their dick measuring contests?
its like they have no banter or humour at all
Eddie when are you streaming
A farm worker greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm.
“Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the farmer excitedly tells his leader.
“But God does not exist,” replies Stalin.
“Exactly,” says the farmer. “Neither do the potatoes.”
Eddie please just stream
Lol based
Two guards spot a man skulking around the Kremlin.
"Stop! Who goes there? Documents!" He shouts.
The frightened person chaotically rummages through his pockets and drops a paper. The guard picks it up and reads it.
"Urine Analysis...
“Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like," says the other guard.
Then the first guard reads further: "'Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...”
“You are free to go, proletarian comrade,” says the second guard.
Its all going to workout great isn't it lads.
Bail outs and loans from the banks
Jobs lost
Debts getting higher
Maybe we'll have a baby boom
Banks will need paying back, you'll take any work thats going
The children from the baby boom will be paying back our debts
Banks raking in money from the imaginary money they made to bail you out.
He's back
kek.
guess we'll have our answer in a couple of weeks if she catches it or not
What a Lad.
Eddie
Eddie please
Welsh nationalism is regional nationalism.
Regional european nationalist movements are not standard nationalist movements.
A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, "I can't take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am going to kill him!"
After 40 minutes the man returns and elbows his way back to his place in line. One man asks him if he has succeeded in killing Gorbachev.
"No,” he responds. “That line was even longer."
>Literally shaken
Eddie stream
Because they are literally minded people, they don't get banter, they don't get sarcasm
fucking state of the shadow cabinet
Eddie
We need republicanism (one party state) consisting of GB, Ireland, Channel Islands, and Overseas Territories
A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.
"Look at their calm, their reserve," says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
>the same windrush generation that carried the NHS in the 60s and this country then failed, so violently, are the same people they are begging to rejoin the NHS.
How windrush niggers even worked in the NHS in the 60s?
I hear you have shortage of pasta in UK
Laughs in soviet
>18 minutes of video from (1990) inside a USSR Moscow grocery store
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There is no difference.
Patriotism is literally from the French word patrie.
Which is French for fatherland.
>tfw wasn't old enough to vote remain in the referendum.
my future is fucked by old gammons still butthurt about suez and dole scroungers who regret not studying more for their gsce's. oh the joys of being br*tish
Eddie twitch link now please
If you love him so much, suck his dick.
spastic.
Eddie stream please
Q: Why is communism superior to capitalism?
A: Because it heroically overcomes problems that do not exist in any other system.
Eddie stream
Heavy clay. Raked the shit out of it for a tith but it needs sand. Cheers lad.
He is obviously not here his he you bellend?
The Scots called Edward "the hammer' because he beat the fuck out of them. The Welsh just called him Edward because they ran away and waited for him to go
hilarious and depressing in equal measure
Eddie twitch
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Enjoying some CS Lewis on youtube if anyone wants something to lisen to on these empty days.
See if you recognise the narrator.
>be early 20's
>still voted leave
>felt gud mon
love you beppe
Bedbugs appeared in the house occupied by the secretary of the region Party committee. The Party boss summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs. The expert said,
"The best way is to organize them into a collective farm,” he tells the Party boss. “Half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."
Yeah white british is just repeating yourself. And we also shouldn’t be pro white really, poles have harmed working class communities and their white. Fuck em, we’re not a new world country.
80% of car journeys are to or from work. Freedom to travel is a meme. Naturally nobody in their right mind supports whatever the specifica are of the un plan but walkable communities are good goal. Leon krier and wrathofgnon go on about this, as do jane jacobs and kunstler
Eddie boy hahahaha are you streaming yet?
That's not a Welsh dragon in the OP, lad
that's the english dragon you spastic
Has Airstrip One already convinced you that there was never any British Nationalism?
How very Orwellian
Eddie start the fucking stream... EDDIE
don't hide in a bubble, faggot
Eddie don't make me call you by your real name eddie you better start this FUCKING stream soon EDDIE EDDIE
Get a room retard.
I voted leave to piss people like you off.
Is that just a new term for minister without portfolio?
Eddie
>Welsh nationalism is regional nationalism.
etymology, its a weapon used against all the natives of europe, everywhere that has both a geographic legal boundary sharing a name with an ethnic group can be used to attack the native group, literally any mutt can lump themselves within that boundary and claim to be 'welsh' or 'german' etc.
a britonic lad with 2 welsh parents born in shropshire is still welsh, a paki born in swansea can never be welsh.
better example is the balkans of the past 100 years and their ever changing borders.
>Queued up to go tescos earlier
>Like queueing for alton towers but instead of a shit ride at the end you get to buy beans
>Kept farting but gave up trying to hide it after a dozen or so
>45 minutes to get through the door
>Hardly anyone inside, like being a celebrity where they open the store just for you
>Like paradise
Edward I was a powerhouse
are you a fucking nonce or what?
>Be me
>Under 30
>Masters Degree
>Upper middle class
>Vote Conservative, Vote Leave
I'd hazard that you're the dole scrounger here.
Eddie Eddie Eddie hahaha oh Eddie Eddie Eddie... I think we got off on the wrong foot okay, let's start over.
Eddie, I would very much like it if you would start a stream and provide a link. Get back to me soon please :)
Don’t make me find that plaid party ad from the election, absolutely hysterical
hows it going mates
EDDIE WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING STREAMING EDDIE AHHHSGHSHDHFHFHFH
bring dragons back
no doubt itll be the same as the snp being full of pakis lol
CHERRIO LADS!
OI GOTTA GOOD ONE FOR YA:
HOW MANY DRUNKIN RIVERDANCIN' OIRISHMEN DO IT TAKE TO SCREW INNA LOIGHT BULB?
NONE!
THEY DON'T HAVE LOIGHT BULBS IN OIRELAND, ONLY THING THOSE TOSSERS GOT ISH A BOTTLE O' GIN ANDDA SACK OF POTATOES!
WHATTA ROID!!!!
who tf is eddie?
That bottom flag needs to be taken down, shit upon and then burned.
why did you vote leave?
crack them in the knackers m8
>every day until they like it
>the tal y ban
I assume you mean the snp pakis in tartan kilts and tartan hijabs? Yeah, completely not cultural appropriation at all.
seething jock?
Eddie just stream
holy shit real?
Bored desu
fuck off dragons are cool, mate
>And we also shouldn’t be pro white really, poles have harmed working class communities and their white. Fuck em, we’re not a new world country.
Yeah, good point. I've always found it annoying the way that Poles seemed to be happy enough to take on the role of the 'whinging victim of mean, racist, stupid, bigoted British' just like a bunch of other foreign cunts, then you have other Poles (and fucking Americans) wondering why British people didn't like Poles, because 'at lest they were white!'. Poles were some of the only groups it was somewhat acceptable to criticise.