Brit/pol/ - learn the difference edition
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made the mistake of going to outer pol, what is it with yanks and their dick measuring contests?
its like they have no banter or humour at all
Eddie when are you streaming
A farm worker greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm.
“Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the farmer excitedly tells his leader.
“But God does not exist,” replies Stalin.
“Exactly,” says the farmer. “Neither do the potatoes.”
Eddie please just stream
Lol based
Two guards spot a man skulking around the Kremlin.
"Stop! Who goes there? Documents!" He shouts.
The frightened person chaotically rummages through his pockets and drops a paper. The guard picks it up and reads it.
"Urine Analysis...
“Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like," says the other guard.
Then the first guard reads further: "'Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...”
“You are free to go, proletarian comrade,” says the second guard.
Its all going to workout great isn't it lads.
Bail outs and loans from the banks
Jobs lost
Debts getting higher
Maybe we'll have a baby boom
Banks will need paying back, you'll take any work thats going
The children from the baby boom will be paying back our debts
Banks raking in money from the imaginary money they made to bail you out.