/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3071

There never will be a vaccine, there isnt one against the common cold either. This isnt a strain of influenza

Listen, I'd be more receptable towards your conspiratard bullshit if I didn't know all the absolutely batshit insane stuff this virus is capable of.
Quite honestly, we're done. World government is going to collapse. Are you prepared?

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Gary! Based meta-thread shitposting.

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Everyone's fat so no one can be superior, so no one feels inferior and now social compulsion to loose weight forms and then they just stay fat

Daily reminder that media and the WHO lie to us all the time.

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Essentially: They admit that they said masks don't help so people don't buy up existing stocks and there's enough masks for those working in the health sector.

Always take what they tell you with a pich of salt!

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YOU'RE NOT GARY!
GO AWAY!
BRING BACK GARY!

It has only just begun. We're at the very early stages of this pandemic. Going out now is still relatively safe compared to whats to come in a couple months fren.

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but he should tbqwy

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

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