/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3071

We’ve peaked.
It’s only going down from here, anyone else who thinks otherwise should get their meds before the pharmacy closes.
I just went through Burger King drive through the other day and only 5 people were coughing.
The guy who handed me my burger was a bro: he wasn’t wearing gloves or a mask, and when I pulled up he gave a light cough inside my food bag.
We smiled at each other- and then he uttered the words I was thinking.
“It’s a nothingburger, bro

PRESIDENT OF SPAIN SAYS HIS SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST GOVERMENT MADE THE BEST MANAGEMENT OF THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS IN THE WHOLE EUROPEAN UNION, WITH 15,000 ALLEGED DEATHS, WHICH CAN BE DOUBLE

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/09/5e8ec5aafc6c83d5458b4641.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO IMAGINE BEING SUCH DELUSIONAL PSYCOPATH

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>world still in complete peace

WHEN
THE
FUCK
THE
FIREWORKS
START
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Reminder that the second wave in autumn / winter will be the real happening

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What is Gary Oak doing in these threads?

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How's your government handling this Belgium?

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Any New Jersey anons here? How are you holding up? Literally 1 in 187 people in your state have tested positive, just wtf man

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>Died: 89,426
omg this is the end

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remember, stay inside pol. We all know everyone can stay inside and not work by video related, so just stay home. need to pay rent? That is a silly, rent doesn't matter when everyone in the US can afford it, right?
youtube.com/watch?v=LeKzvbBb5QQ

>tfw lockdown is extended

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Get your cock out in onlyfans

Commies are always delusional

Good luck Corona-chan!

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>It’s a nothingburger, bro
I.......drive

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it feels surreal like a zombie apocalypse.

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italy extended their lockdown with two more weeks kek

This is my favorite pasta from the entire happening

I just got sick. Tested yesterday. Wont have results for a few days doc says.

Will i survive kek?

>tfw trumpbux will be sent out starting next monday
>tfw direct deposit
>tfw trumpbux as soon as next week

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It's not 100% official yet but yes, we are stay in our homes until May.
After May we can go out but we have to wear masks and gloves, screencap this

youtube.com/watch?v=g-0uF3ANkyY

listen to him

Where is danish spear user and svenanon.
Haven't seen them here in a while, did they succumb to the coofs already ?

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foxnews.com/world/who-chief-claims-he-was-racially-targeted-by-taiwan

Nigger who cried wolf, based Taiwan.

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Fucking Pedro
I'm fucking sure the massacres in the old folks homes is due to getting all the retarded women that work on care to go to the 8M faggotry
But he won't be accountable, he will blame PP for everything wrong in the hospitals and will say vox fearmongers
He deserves the rope

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>10:46: 371 new cases and 6 new deaths in Israel.
At least some good news.

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Erreur!!!!

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHHAHAHA

MASS RIOTS IN THE SOUTH INCOMING

Why are americans so fat and ugly

who tf is "president of Spain", I heard you had a chad King

How many cases by April 20th.
Realistically?

Taiwan unironically numba 1

Same here I would guess. doubles confirm and checked

oh i didn't know it wasn't 100% official our news is reporting that giuseppe announced it

Don't you get it? The virus is real, the staying home DID and DOES flatten the curve..

BUT even after the curve is flattened enough to where it IS safe to come out (not quite yet but soon) they won't let you.

Oh NO user! You can't come out YET! It's not SAFE YET. I'm your GOVERNOR and I order businesses to remain closed! You MUST TAKE the shot to be free to leave your domicile, citizen!

Just wait.

Roughly 4 million, but that's nothing, wait for Wave 2.

Why is Taiwan so based?

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Democratic Kingdom
The king does not interfere out of democratic politeness

taiwan ALWAYS numbah wan.

How long until the south chimps out en mass. 2 days? 3 days?

God I hope this lockdown is over soon, it's causing me to overeat and be sedentary, I really don't want to look like that

There never will be a vaccine, there isnt one against the common cold either. This isnt a strain of influenza

Listen, I'd be more receptable towards your conspiratard bullshit if I didn't know all the absolutely batshit insane stuff this virus is capable of.
Quite honestly, we're done. World government is going to collapse. Are you prepared?

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Gary! Based meta-thread shitposting.

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Everyone's fat so no one can be superior, so no one feels inferior and now social compulsion to loose weight forms and then they just stay fat

Daily reminder that media and the WHO lie to us all the time.

faz.net/aktuell/politik/inland/wie-virologen-ihre-haltung-zu-mundschutz-aenderten-16711162.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Essentially: They admit that they said masks don't help so people don't buy up existing stocks and there's enough masks for those working in the health sector.

Always take what they tell you with a pich of salt!

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YOU'RE NOT GARY!
GO AWAY!
BRING BACK GARY!

It has only just begun. We're at the very early stages of this pandemic. Going out now is still relatively safe compared to whats to come in a couple months fren.

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but he should tbqwy

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

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youtube.com/watch?v=kDnMn6M1bcU

It's already happening, people here have no money to buy food because non essential businesses got shut down

>Basque scientists develop a fast PCR test
>10 minutes
>92% sensibility, 100% specificity
>€15 costs
elcorreo.com/sociedad/salud/investigacion/cientificos-vascos-desarrollan-20200409110441-nt.html