I'm weighing the benefits of getting fired and possible collecting unemployment over continuing to work normally...

Belle is lovely

>lose job now
>collect unemployment
>10-15 million do the same
>lockdown is over
>50% of those jobs no longer exist
>compete with 5-7 million for jobs that don't exist
Goodluck with that bud. I did that coming out of school in 2007. It was the most humiliating and degrading experience ever. Groveling for a job that doesn't exist or even worse one that you're so over qualified for that working it is meaningless outside of feeding yourself.

but I'm already a bottom of the totem poll loser wagie who works at a burger place. How could it be worse?

If you are fired for cause that the state finds justified you will not be eligible for unemployment, really depends on if your boss wants to fight it or not, if they have an HR group and are a large corp.. they WILL fight it. If your boss is an asshole he will likely fight it, especially right now since money is tight.

If you quit, you are ineligible for unemployment.

So yeah, you're an idiot if you think you're going to get unemployment for quitting or getting fired. Your best bet is to talk to your boss and ask him to lay you off, otherwise you have to lie to the state and hope your boss doesn't fight it. That being said, your boss will have to prove they are telling the truth, while you will get the benefit of the doubt until they prove their case.

Don't be a faggot and just work.

You have to get fired and it has to be no fault of your own.

I want to bury my face in her asscrack while suck a fart out of her ass

on other notes please report in using a new tab, shills are scared of this thread they can't dispute shit.

You could become homeless

I live with my parents and have $7000 save dup

You're better off collecting user. Especially with the bills to increase unemployment.

Fuck making money for a kike boss and putting your family and yourself at risk in the process.

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