I'm weighing the benefits of getting fired and possible collecting unemployment over continuing to work normally, and quit at some point on good terms and even use employer as a reference......
what do you think? Minimum wagie btw. do I still get unemployment even if they fire me because like I'm, always late or something? Does the firing reason matter?
whats the best way to get fired? Just be really late and obnoxious?
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>Keep working at consistent job
or
>Roll the dice in an economic shitstorm with 58574745587699 other unemployment applicants
Tough choice.
have to be laid off due to something out of your control. If you're fired for incompetence you get nothing.
be insubordinate, ec: refuse to listen to your boss, be a douchebag, be late, piss off your boss (they're usually douchebags with huge egos). that's all, you're probably not going to collect unemployment unless you sustain a workplace injury
That fucking hip swing in the first few seconds gets me so fucking hard every time
this post real suits this euthanize me face making bitch.
my advice is stop being a fucking retard.
I was laid off because we were running out of materials to work with which came from china. Look at the quick screening website of your state
Anyone know if she's still selling her bathwater? Asking for a friend.
>when she opens her weird crocodile mouth
I hate this stupid cunt, but at the same time I know that letting her get under my skin would only be entertaining to her, it's a fucked up existence.
Belle is lovely
>lose job now
>collect unemployment
>10-15 million do the same
>lockdown is over
>50% of those jobs no longer exist
>compete with 5-7 million for jobs that don't exist
Goodluck with that bud. I did that coming out of school in 2007. It was the most humiliating and degrading experience ever. Groveling for a job that doesn't exist or even worse one that you're so over qualified for that working it is meaningless outside of feeding yourself.
but I'm already a bottom of the totem poll loser wagie who works at a burger place. How could it be worse?
If you are fired for cause that the state finds justified you will not be eligible for unemployment, really depends on if your boss wants to fight it or not, if they have an HR group and are a large corp.. they WILL fight it. If your boss is an asshole he will likely fight it, especially right now since money is tight.
If you quit, you are ineligible for unemployment.
So yeah, you're an idiot if you think you're going to get unemployment for quitting or getting fired. Your best bet is to talk to your boss and ask him to lay you off, otherwise you have to lie to the state and hope your boss doesn't fight it. That being said, your boss will have to prove they are telling the truth, while you will get the benefit of the doubt until they prove their case.
Don't be a faggot and just work.
You have to get fired and it has to be no fault of your own.
I want to bury my face in her asscrack while suck a fart out of her ass
on other notes please report in using a new tab, shills are scared of this thread they can't dispute shit.
You could become homeless
I live with my parents and have $7000 save dup
You're better off collecting user. Especially with the bills to increase unemployment.
Fuck making money for a kike boss and putting your family and yourself at risk in the process.
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I hate this cunt so much. I'd love to curb stomp her and bash in her fucking brains.
There's something interesting about this, I've seen it in porn as well. It's too fake and bitches are too professional about it. You can see the hottest looking babe and yet, she's blanket not hot and sensual/feminine for some weird reason. And then some old porn, done by average and shy girls that do not even look anything special but are a lot more appealing to me instead of this new stuff. These patterns show in music and movies as well, and general culture. Idk what's up with that. Almost like whole world is losing it's soul and innocence.
COFFEE COFFEE IS IT GOOD CAN I HAVE A CUP. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You have nothing to lose so get fired. I can guarantee you your shitty minumum wage job wouldnt even bother giving you a reference if you asked for it.
Your attendance has to be on point so dont listen to the retards telling you to come in late.
Call your bosses cunts to their face, just dont be overly insubordinate or you lose your opportunity to claim. Take your whole shift doing the simplest of tasks.
And lastly dont come in drunk / high. That disqualifies you as well.
Good luck and enjoy that $600 + unemployment that the governement is handing out. You'll find some shitty job again in the future.
Belly dolphin is back?
She getting fat tho?
Go to work jamal
Honestly I'd keep working just because things might bounce back and people will do anything for your burger job. Plus if shtf you have some food you can prepare for takeout. Plus your job is easy enough. Think about all the people who would beg for your job to feed their family. Stop being so entitled and work until you can upgrade your source of income. I would mop floors in a mall if it meant keeping my family and my future in my control. It's weak to just run away and you might be lucky considering the job market will be brutal and hopefully we get some economic deflation from the inevitable deaths. Now be a man and do the right thing
also stop looking at thots loser. That's why women have power over you
But still you wonder
Who's shillin' who, who is a Jew
Who don't even sage anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's glowin bright in Langley tonight
And if coffee's good for you
Well Satan, if you try to fake something and look fake faking it, that is soulless.
You can play pretend but look honest doing it and that feels genuine, and it's more attractive.
loser canadian
If they fire you without evidence of corrective actions in some states you can get unemployment.
you have to do better that you american shit
It's weird because it's not just porn. I started to notice these patterns everywhere. Even gaming can be applied to it.
I.E. world is being consumed by satan and is slowly losing its soul!
:D
Is she getting kuru?
Daily reminder our race is not worth saving
I know, that's what I'm saying.
"Soul" means "genuine". You look at anything and if it seems like just fake bullshit, it lacks soul.
It's the same with vidya. A game that had a crew that cared and put forth the effort will always have some soul, whereas fake bullshit will not.
Thats capitalism for you. Idealised images that are meant to be unreachable so people keep buying.
The fakeness may even have the "uncanny valley effect" in extreme cases.
Just like action movies have to be more violent and action packed to make an impact, so do things have to be turned up in this regard so that it grabs peoples attention.
>He really thinks she bathes in that water
If you have smoked weed in the past month don’t bother testing you will be the first fucking thing they do.
>Tranies have souls
Nah
You're just upset she's an unobtainable piece of ass that makes money by flaunting her position if unobtainable ass. The only way to assassinate a creature that feeds on attention is to deny it attention. Also OP is a faggot simp.
Oh FUCK OFF you commie retard, it's not capitalism.
Capitalism has nary a nickle in that quarter. Capitalism makes good and bad, it holds no allegiance. It's just there.
Fucking god damn.
>why can't I hold all these sour grapes?
kek
Is she dead?
Whatever the reason, soul is still gone, people are become dumber, sterile, empty. How can this be fixed? French user has a point, not that I'd blame capitalism but efficacy of making the most with the least effort is causing a toll. And technology is having a massive impact. This is apparent in the architecture as well. And how the fuck are people swallowing the mainstream music today, I bet it also creates soulless people (consumers) LMAO.
Not sure what you mean. She's lame as fuck but with that makeup on she looks good.
Dutch*
Not sure what this is supposed to mean. Isn't the right one imitating the left one?
I can't hold all these fuckin digits tho
the ending on the right is so based
FUCK NIGGAS
FUCK KIKES
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK AMERICANS
Fat? I wish she'd gain 10kg. Not sure if it distributes well though.
>people are become dumber, sterile, empty.
People aren't becoming dumber, it's just that dumb people and mentally ill fuckers have control over media now through going to college and getting degrees.
Smart people moved on.
Modern Star Trek is a prime example. NuTrek is made for retards, NOT Trek fans. NuTrek is made BY retards.
Other way around.
I never said I was a communist.
Truth doesnt care about your feelings. You dont seem to have the slightest clue of marketting or economics
this lol
i already did this
i have plenty of food, land to grow more, and the means to make my own money
fuck collecting a wage
Well, you're making my point. And I still think it's making people dumber in a way, without the ability to respect an art. And they got nothing to compare it to, and old stuff is not cool because it's old. But not even old, just not made a week ago. Consumer culture is cancer.
I just got my neetbux and will have a job next week. I'm gonna be a volenteer because neetbux pays more. I just wanna have something to do. Am I nuts?
She has this weird wide fucking mouth that a lot of thots have. And her's curls at the corners or some shit. it's weird
Oh. Then the left one does it more exaggerated with more edits to emphasize on the fact she is copying the 'famous meme'.
Yeah it's a thin upper lip and curls a bit. Don't see it that often though.
>You dont seem to have the slightest clue of marketting or economics
NO U
Applying modern bullshit to capitalism is the lie. Marketing is trash and garbage(yes, BOTH). Bill Hicks was absolutely right about marketing.
Capitalism, i.e. earning wealth of some kind, can produce wonderful works of art OR useless trash. It swings all ways.
Do not blame capitalism for cheapness and shit. Laziness is the enemy. Carelessness is the enemy.
too based for the internet
You're not. Humans need some type of structure or purpose in their lives.
Job talking about laying off due to lack of work. Win win for me. No hazard pay, no disinfectants, shit we didn’t even have soap in the bathrooms yesterday.
>Be me, 2008
>Only engineer in the entire department
>Constantly training new people
>Finally ask one operator one day why its musical chairs with the same people over and over
>She tells me "just call in, say your car broke down"
>"Send an email saying the same thing but that you can catch a ride with someone if they arrange the shift, which they wont"
>"Dont show up 3 days in a row, you are fired"
>"Include the email, claim no transportation, it always goes through"
>Called them 99ers because they would apply for UI extensions then repeat the process at the same damn company
>Made me sick
>Some of these people did this and worked under the table elsewhere