Sporty teen necks himself because of lockdown "loneliness"

>"Kian loved life. Boris Johnson announced lockdown on the Monday and he was gone by Friday. The gremlin took hold, he kept saying he couldn't wait for it to be over and that he wanted to fast forward it all."

>Kian held a black belt in kickboxing and was a former member of WCKA kickboxing club in Rhigos. He was very sociable.

Writes itself.

>Kian
Poor fucker didn't even have a chance.

Weak. I have lasted 35 years.

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idk. im bout fapped out and ready to pump one of my broads at this point. no pussy in nearly a month now.

Pottery.

>temporary
I’ve got bad news for you

imagine not being able to cope with isolation lol

since the coronavirus lockdown my life barely changed, i stayed home alone 95% of the time anyway when I wasn't at work.

basing your happiness on connection with other people is retard-tier

Idk if it’s true for the rest of you but basically every femoid I know has dyed their hair purple or pink this month while drinking themselves to a 20 pound weight gain

Jerking off unironically produces more powerful orgasms for me than unprotected pussy. It's nice but it just doesn't feel as good.

Age of the extrovert is over.

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