Sporty teen necks himself because of lockdown "loneliness"

>"Kian loved life. Boris Johnson announced lockdown on the Monday and he was gone by Friday. The gremlin took hold, he kept saying he couldn't wait for it to be over and that he wanted to fast forward it all."

>Kian held a black belt in kickboxing and was a former member of WCKA kickboxing club in Rhigos. He was very sociable.

Writes itself.

>Kian
Poor fucker didn't even have a chance.

Weak. I have lasted 35 years.

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idk. im bout fapped out and ready to pump one of my broads at this point. no pussy in nearly a month now.

Pottery.

>temporary
I’ve got bad news for you

imagine not being able to cope with isolation lol

since the coronavirus lockdown my life barely changed, i stayed home alone 95% of the time anyway when I wasn't at work.

basing your happiness on connection with other people is retard-tier

Idk if it’s true for the rest of you but basically every femoid I know has dyed their hair purple or pink this month while drinking themselves to a 20 pound weight gain

Jerking off unironically produces more powerful orgasms for me than unprotected pussy. It's nice but it just doesn't feel as good.

Age of the extrovert is over.

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Can you say OVERSOCIALIZED

America making retardation number 1

You could be a poofter cunt

yeah, but we're hypermale autists. women and other feminine people seem to require contact with others, attention, relationships and so on.

normies cant be isolated so eventually they cheat 'just a little bit' and catch it. its so great

Gibs me dat hospital bed whiteboi, my life be more valuable dan yours

My sister showed up because she knew I had food stocked up and is steadily working her way through my stash of vodka, which was at four cases @ 6 × 1.75 liter. I'm down to 2.5 cases in under a month. Didn't dye her hair though, she's been too shitfaced.

fpbp

getting jerked off > jerking off

lol faggot normies self diagnosing themselves as depressed individuals eventhough they have normie friends on speed dial and slut whores they can fuck. Corona is a god send. killing off boomers and faggot normies.

Nah, fags deserve the rope and the very concept of laying with another man makes me sick to my stomach.

I think deathgrip's more likely and I'm working to address it.

>The schoolboy was known by family and friends as a "polite" teenager who thought of everyone, and an "incredible" older brother to sister Darcey.
>older brother to sister
Is it my burger education or is it actually saying he was siblings with a tranny?

To a normie, depressed = no sex in a few days

99% of normies who say they're "depressed" are actually just feeling bored or lonely.

Real depression is so debilitating that you often can't even will yourself out of bed and end up sleeping for 20+ hours per day.

He was an older brother to his sister, get some sleep m8.

No, it's saying he was a good brother TO his sister.

Fear not retard Yank, you'll get there eventually.

based

>internet
>isolated
?
any news on Boris?

Actually even that feels inferior to me. What does feel better than jerking off to me, though, is blowjobs. A good BJ to me is peak sex.

Hello, based department? I'd like to file a claim.

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If only we were so militant for our own race than them.

indeed. i'm disgusted by how pathetic and needy these oversocialized morons are

>Kian held a black belt in kickboxing and was a former member of WCKA kickboxing club in Rhigos. He was very sociable.
So much for the "muh martial arts cultivates inner strength" meme

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Haha good lad

Every time I read about this stuff, I ask myself if there's something abusive going on at home. Had a friend who never wanted to go home, because her alcoholic father used to beat her.

I told you guys. This is why let the disease run its course.

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Surprise her. Dye hair while sleeping with some koolaid or something. That will teach her not to drink so much.

Amateur

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Based mishima

Shitfaced enough for you to..... Sort her out??

Yep and its physically painful. That 20 hour nap will leave you sore, hurts like a bitch.

I went through college with depression but never realized it because I thought "depression" meant what people online say, but I never felt that mopey shit. Things were going great and I was happy, but I still slept all day and couldn't get it if bed. Wasn't until nearly failing out and speaking with doctors that I learned I was depressed.

That's sad

Fucking normies. When will they get it? I just coomed for the fourth time today and ate a plate of tendies. Getting ready to coom again as soon as I find some reasonable material. Ahhh the NEET life.

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If only he had known about Yas Forums

Temporary only if you get a vaccine goy

She's locked herself into my spare bedroom and only comes out to use the bathroom and eat.
Disgusting, m8.

Literally why do normies need to drink so much? I'm mid 20s and have barely ever touched a drop, never been drunk.

For these people it's like water.

I almost give a shit.

Keep me updated tho.

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Based. Make sure to keep hydrated, user. Cooming loses a lot of fluids.

You will never develop a taste for neat single malt whisky with that attitude. I bet you don't like cigars either, what are you gay?

I agree that he shouldn't have done that but that way of saying it is stupid. Why wouldn't you want a permanent solution to any problem?

Literally just described my ex. Dyed her hair a couple of weeks ago and has been drinking herself into oblivion daily while racking up the pounds. Meanwhile I've been completely sober and working out daily while working full time at night. Top kek. Never gonna survive the holocough when you're drunk k and out of shape.

Because she's over thirty, with no real skills and gets cheated on constantly. I got to hear all about it.

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You have a bright future ahead of you, unironically. The New World is coming and it's gonna be glorious for you.

I don't like lung cancer, thanks.

Smoking is one of life's greatest mysteries to me. I don't get the appeal given the severe health ramifications.

if a few days in isolation caused him to off himself then there was probably something wrong with him to begin with

Attention
No one smokes for themselves.

imagine how angry with the world you must be to gatekeep mental health

Hide the alcohol for fuck's sake.

You sound kinda autistic tbhfam I'm not gonna lie.

Good riddance and fuck his parents. How bad of a parent do you have to be for this result... where your son vitally needs social reinforcement.

Everything is online now anyway. These fuckers were going to kill themselves regardless.

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Yes yes Commander Data we all KNOW what you think

think about the impact of everyone bottling their human relationships into a more impersonal and digital form where now they are forced to deal with the interpersonal problems they have with their "close" (broken) family.

Why didn't he roll the dice at herd immunity cunt could have had his licence by june and been "free"

Play purge siren, you have to have some fun with it, that's 90% of the fun with drinkers/or stoners is messing with them.

But not in that way,... fucking coomers.

Damn man I had to contort my brain to even understand where you were coming from. Best if you stop posting for a while. Us Americans already have a poor enough reputation here without you swooping in to muddy up the water even more with your preschool level reading comprehension skills.

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>causes really nice feelings of relaxation if you have the right genes (many Europeans and northern Asians have these genes)
>Everyone dies, it's better to enjoy the moments you have alive than fretting over a 10% increased chance of death when you're old and already on death's doorstep

Can’t take three weeks, people on this site have been locked down for decades

Thank you for the reminder user. I shall pour myself some dew post haste.

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As if there were no suicides before corona.

Life is just adaptation, we all have needs, for some these needs are met by society/nature , for others they are not