/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3029

People will do what the Chinese did when escaping WuHan after lock down announcement made: they took fever reducing medicine to pass through check points to planes, when infected with coronavirus just so they could leave, thereby infecting everyone they came in contact with.
Gee, what could go wrong at Disney and other theme parks basing entry on thermometers?

>no new corona-chan uodates
Might as well kill myself.

After all, it's hilarious that a lot of the happenningfags of the past are now trembling in fear and begging for this to end.

5.7 is the fucking median
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The fuck is this 5G boomer shit I keep hearing about?

from what ive seen they are lying upwards
what have you seen that makes you think otherwise?
the CDC directed them to label suspected covid deaths as covid deaths, but this wont even result in the confirmed cases being incremented
seems logical to assume standard flu deaths and probably others as well are being labeled covid deaths
definitely open to being convinced otherwise
some third world country all mortality graphs that are being hit hard would easily convince me

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Democrats are helping!

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just like my animes

Of all the conspiracy theories out there how the fuck did the 5G thing catch on, it makes absolutely no fucking sense, you are more likely to die from the radiation coming from your computer, cellphone or the towers themselves

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