/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3029

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Fuck this shit!

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can someone give corona chan big knees like this?

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PRAY FOR DELIVERANCE FROM THIS PESTILENCE

Can someone crop image to be a pathetic meme?

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Ecuador

>THIS VIRUS IS A HOAX

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Hey faggots (kek!), it’s me, the chad fucking graph guy. Yeah I know, tons of you have seen my graph already, but have you actually fucking LOOKED at it? Like REALLY FUCKING LOOKED? I’ll tell you what, I’m going to post it again and I hope you actually take a minute and actually LOOK. Zoom in and just fucking GAZE upon it. It’s fucking gorgeous, perfect and kinda getting my cock a little hard. You know what’s smaller than my dick though? THESE FUCKING TINY DEATH RATES. I mean, c’mon REALLY FUCKING LOOK. I know it’s hard for you fucking cringe larping faggots to read, but it’s certainly not helping that these death rates are SO FUCKING SMALL. I’m just sitting here alone, just finished a can of beans and a miller light and realized that it’s almost time to post this graph again. I lost my fucking job and wife because of you cringe larping faggots which is why I’ve devoted my entire life to posting this to disprove your cringe fucking larp (kek).

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HER NAME WAS HUANG YANLING

It's OVER!!

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Ecuador

POST SOMETHINGBURGERS

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New daily reminder

new paper from cdc
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7

>High Contagiousness and Rapid Spread of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2
High Contagiousness and Rapid Spread of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2

archive.is/IyGbv

wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0282_article?deliveryName=USCDC_333-DM25287

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i saw a couple twitter videos
can you show me the all mortality graph

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BC is lying about numbers. Many more people are dying than are being reported

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If the average is 6k then yes. Friday is the day.

I can't imagine being in a place like Ecuador and risk leaving my house to record something on the phone

this is news in canada

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You've already done a fine job user

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What does that number mean exactly?

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>tfw the only reason people care about a cure for this is so they can go back to being wagies

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My parents still thinks this is a nothingburger oh my fucking god WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEM

How do I solve the BQ (boomer question)?

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Animal mutations incoming

api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/2020/03/coronavirus-animal-reservoir-research

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Its over.
Fatality percentage is actually 100%
Its been long enough, show me proof of a single chink or Italian survivor. There are none.
All this "muh survivors" is cope posting by scared anons.
The final happening you wanted is finally here and it cannot be stopped.

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>It's already over
Nothingburgers vindicated. Say sorry and get the fuck back to work and fund my social security.

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It's not just bc. Everywhere

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I mean, it didn't matter when it was only in China and it's not China would have done anything different.

Why cant you prove this in 2 sentences like Gary. I'm not about to read that copy pasted wall of text

For every infected person they infect 5 others on average. It’s incredibly high. H1N1 was about 1.2 r0

Why does every single normalfag record in portrait?

big SCARY LINE HE NYYOOOOM UP

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twitter.com/punisher_bass
DEBATE ME MAGA CHUDS

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ok
now this is a happening number
though it does suggest the death rate is pretty miniscule
anyway what third world country is seeing this in action does anyone have a graph

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If we continue in the 5-8 k death/day range, yepper

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>I lost my fucking wife because of you cringe larping faggots
>larping

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>10 days until peak and it's all over
what will hapooners do after?

>Assuming a serial interval of 6–9 days, we calculated a median R0 value of 5.7 (95% CI 3.8–8.9).
Fucking hell

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One person can infect R0 others. So in this case one sick can infect almost 6 others.

HUGGZIES

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How would big knees happen IRL? Knee joint inflammation?

Ty fren

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youtube.com/watch?v=XMJ0EmMfb3U
redpilled documentary about covid-19 and chink lies

Oof

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I’m biting the bait

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How Argentina is doing, OP?

>another cvg thread
>see all these weebs fapping and giving their energy to a literal virus
>at first I feel disgust, but the more time I spend here, the more I feel a strange attraction to Corona chan
>fuck it.
>start fapping to Corona chan, when my I bust my nut I feel a literal chill go down my spine
>arms and legs are slightly weaker and head feels foggy
>over the next few days I find myself constantly thinking about Corona chan and fapping to her more and more
>I feel my muscles atrophy each time, my bones feel a little less dense, my mind a little more foggy.
>tfw I am literally allowing a demon to siphon energy from me, and I am addicted to the pleasure

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A person with COVID outside of quarantine will spread it to an average of 6 people

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 395,675 (12,795) Spain 141,942 (14,045) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,663 (2,016) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Switzerland 22,253 (821) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,897 (381) Brazil 14,034 (686) Austria 12,639 (243) Portugal 12,442 (345) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,248 (65) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Norway 6,086 (89) Australia 5,988 (49) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,311 (150) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 5,017 (88) Poland 4,848 (129) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,035 (57) Ecuador 3,995 (220) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +28,671 (+1,924) Spain +5,267 (+704) Italy +3,039 (+604) France +11,059 (+1,417) Germany +4,288 (+206) Iran +2,089 (+133) United Kingdom +3,634 (+786) Turkey +3,892 (+76) Switzerland +596 (+56) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Canada +1,230 (+58) Brazil +1,851 (+122) Austria +342 (+23) Portugal +712 (+34) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +344 (+8) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Norway +221 (+13) Australia +93 (+4) Ireland +345 (+36) India +533 (+14) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +390 (+16) Czech Republic +195 (+10) Poland +435 (+22) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +269 (+4) Ecuador +248 (+29) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Luxembourg +127 (+3) Peru +393 (+15) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) United Arab Emirates +283 (+1) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Qatar +225 (+2) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece +77 (+2) Colombia +201 (+4)…

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What? You forgot about this already?

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>kennedyanon was right

abusive assholes

i tried

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> my city 15 cases yesterday
> only 11 cases today
> over 40 new cases/day a week ago
happening: CANCELLED

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Maybe they shouldn't go to a theme park in fucking Florida then.

no i want to see an eyepopping all mortality chart in a third world country
you could isolate any new flu strain and it would show an exponential death graph

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speaking of which mlb is planning to re-open end of may

Ah man i remember those times sniff sniff. Those retards have moved the goal post so many times since then and still never apologized for being wrong.

>normal
LLOL

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NYC DEATH RATES

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 7, 2020 at 5.45 PM
The current death rates in both Louisiana and NYC are quite high across all ranges, rising steeply the older people are.

0 -17 - 0.15%
18-44 - 0.64%
45-64 - 3%
65-74 - 8.53%
75+ - 18.54%

Overall 4.44%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is unlikely)
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

No health system can cope with these death rates if the virus takes hold
And the difficulty with preventing this virus take hold is that it has a long incubation period, has asymptomatic spreaders and is highly contagious
A paper just released by the CDC suggests an R0 of 5.7 (!!!)
archive.is/IyGbv
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0282_article?deliveryName=USCDC_333-DM25287

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Literally Who?

R0lling for birds

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Do you guys think its been exaggerated the dangers of COVID? The IFR in Norway has been something like 0.1 - 0.25 %

Why are the hospitals empty?

It occurs to me that nuking China for their crimes won't be enough and that all 3rd world shitholes who can never contain a virus like India and all of south and central america will also need to be nuked.

oh ok

Well shit.

As someone very familiar with their whole operation, reopening will be a shit show that pleases no one because most Disney regulars (annual passholders and recurring guests) have high expectations for huge amounts they are paying out to go. If they reopen too soon it's almost guaranteed to be an outbreak zone even with crowd controls and enhanced cleaning.

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Corona hidden infection points.

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>► Detected: 1,425,868 (+79,832) ► Died: 81,977 (+7,323)
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A visual representation of the contagiousness of COVID-19 vs. seasonal flu.

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Found it, it's knee effusion

Hopefully Corona-chan pays them all a visit soon.

There might also be a chink in developed nations so we should just nuke everywhere to be safe

Is it a Chinese bioweapon?

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You know the rest of Yas Forums all agreed to leave your shitty hug box alone, just to watch you all flail aimlessly in the open sewer you’ve created. This is funnier to us, than fucking with you cretins.

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Here's a third world country for you:
Enjoy (also 70% are niggers)
LOUISIANA DEATH RATES

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 7

0-17 - 0.79%
18-29 - 0.24%
30-39 - 0.61%
40-49 - 1.04%
50-59 - 2.11%
60-69 - 3.79%
70+ - 13.37%

Overall 3.58%

No health system can cope with these death rates if the virus takes hold
And the difficulty with preventing this virus take hold is that it has a long incubation period, has asymptomatic spreaders and is highly contagious
A paper just released by the CDC suggests an R0 of 5.7 (!!!)
archive.is/IyGbv
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0282_article?deliveryName=USCDC_333-DM25287

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Ya I was hoping for the official text size, thanks for trying tho fren

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No its actually 100%
Show me a single video or testimony from a suriving Italian or Chinese, just one

R0lling for mosquitos

If mosquitos can transmit by blood, humanity is over.

Big picture thinking, user.

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>No health system can cope with these death rates if the virus takes hold
these arent the death rates though
every flu has death rates like that if youre only looking at confirmed cases
that new r-naught of 6 implies an excruciatingly small death rate
happeningfags btfo

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Are we getting the 1.5m pic tomorrow?

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its literally over lads

IM GONNNA COOOOOM

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>mobile filename

All clear bros

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you are ubiquitous

American virus

Made in America

American virus

As a decease it wouldn't be this bad if it was endemic. It's the lack of immunity that makes it really dangerous. The world can't have everyone get sick at the same time.

>10 days until peak and it's all over
I keep hearing the word "peak" and i keep wondering if anyone has any plans for what to do after the disease "peaks", are they just going to open up everything and hope it doesn't happen again?

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nigger culture.

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She is so cute bros.

I think 1 million was the last one

>implying you won't catch it the second you go near people
>implying the test was accurate

No surprise there

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Checked and pretty much.

People in january R0 3.8 is insane higher.
Now is just lower value ....

Every state/country is lying about the numbers at this point. It's the same pattern we saw with China back in February.

Your mother will die from Corona-chan unless you type "MMA is for fucking losers" in the thread below:

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So nothingburgers are resorting to porn and goreposting? Guess this truly was a deepstate right wing hoax to impeach trump and get Bill gates to microchip us

And that's a R0 of 4

Kill them in minecraft.

Now THIS is actual bad news.

Guys lets be honest here. Do you think the 5G towers has some side effects?

Does anyone know or can confirm if the 5G towers are source of strong radiations??

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They can be bred out once the nest is destroyed. I volunteer to breed with the qt chinkettes with incredibly perky, bouncy tits.

What? Your fingers too fat for a phone

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People will do what the Chinese did when escaping WuHan after lock down announcement made: they took fever reducing medicine to pass through check points to planes, when infected with coronavirus just so they could leave, thereby infecting everyone they came in contact with.
Gee, what could go wrong at Disney and other theme parks basing entry on thermometers?

>no new corona-chan uodates
Might as well kill myself.

After all, it's hilarious that a lot of the happenningfags of the past are now trembling in fear and begging for this to end.

5.7 is the fucking median
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The fuck is this 5G boomer shit I keep hearing about?

from what ive seen they are lying upwards
what have you seen that makes you think otherwise?
the CDC directed them to label suspected covid deaths as covid deaths, but this wont even result in the confirmed cases being incremented
seems logical to assume standard flu deaths and probably others as well are being labeled covid deaths
definitely open to being convinced otherwise
some third world country all mortality graphs that are being hit hard would easily convince me

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Democrats are helping!

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just like my animes

Of all the conspiracy theories out there how the fuck did the 5G thing catch on, it makes absolutely no fucking sense, you are more likely to die from the radiation coming from your computer, cellphone or the towers themselves

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Thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep2omAdnJyw

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My mother died already when she was young and I was a kid. I’m immune

Can you tell me about Dan Shay

Almost unstoppable

6 gorillion soon kid. And you'll have to post dick pick

Ecuador

twitter.com/EduX2019/status/1245101079102205955
twitter.com/javieradrianzen/status/1244723454814937088
twitter.com/Noticias_crc/status/1244639119256571904
twitter.com/carlopezortiz/status/1245296767853367302
twitter.com/LaRazon_Bolivia/status/1245060317077483520
twitter.com/alexmielesv/status/1244351455785517064
twitter.com/MundosOcultosNF/status/1244261904031326208
twitter.com/PateticosC/status/1244587214539022336
twitter.com/aprachile/status/1245303860354338816
twitter.com/TPU19J/status/1244963971901403136
twitter.com/MarcoTrovatoV/status/1245401867980505094
twitter.com/hashtag/CoronavirusEcuador?src=hashtag_click

are these the only cucks still doing this? went up too

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That’s right goys, Coronavirus is a part of everyday life now you just have to adjust. Now hand in your guns and don’t leave your house unless the government tells you

lol I was reading an article from those days

Our command just issued new uniform guidelines
What it likely means: we're in this for the long haul, homemade facemasks for everyone in the US forces for likely the next few weeks, if not months

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We continue to go outside once a week in order to avoid fucking up the entire world again until they somehow make a vaccine or (really unlikely) manage to track down every instance of infection.

It only takes ONE person to be infected and not in quarantine. If they spread it to the right person, or are the right person, to take a flight or bus, or eat a meal with a large group we're back to this shit again in a couple months considering how quickly it spreads, how undetectable it is because it's asymptomatic, how we're not sure if it can reinfect, or mutates quick enough for multiple strains and those can reinfect like catching a different type of flu, and how little people see it as a threat even now.

This is our life for awhile. It sucks but you might as well invest in shit to do at home and get used to it.