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i always die in laughter when religious schizos trying to reason with their literal belief in old man in the sky from a fairy tale then call you a retard because you are capable of not blindly following a braindead cult that pretends to know the origin of everything while we as human race literally dont even know what the fuck is in the ocean
>zero effort writing prompt
>gibberish
>unsupported presuppositions
>no source, argument, or context
Who paid OP?
>n-no you little nobodies could never topple a god like me stop it stop it HOW DARE YOU
I cant cope with unknown so i just accept old man watching me from the cloud and not take responsibility for my actions. It makes me sleep comfy at night
If God is nothing, he's everything. You're very narrowminded with your definition of God.
It's likely that the actual God does not care at all. In the Bible, nothing is mentioned about jerking off. Everybody references that one time that some dude pulled out, wasting literal divine seed.
Most people use God as an argument against masturbating because back then, humanity needed as much offspring as we could have to continue mandkind; mortality rates were fucked.
Keep in mind that for some fucked up reason, doctors only recently found out that basic hygiene is good.
what do you stand for tho? hedonism and being retarded? at least religious people have those inklings of being a pos and don't feel okay with it.
Actually, Satan gave us this knowledge by manipulating Eve into temping Adam. You probably should rethink this line of argument. With that said, free will is also thinking, so the bible contradicts itself; that's not a flaw, it does make sense in that it was written by many different people.
Understand that you are here on earth because God wills it.
Animals eat. Humans eat.
Animals breath. Humans breath.
Animals fuck. Humans fuck.
Having higher IQ doesn't take away the need for sexual release after puberty
Masturbation is necessary for men to carry on with their lives without being constantly consumed with the need to bed women.
>B-BUT SOME PEOPLE JERK OFF TOO MUCH
Some people are fat, doesn't mean you should stop eating.