What are you getting with your free money Yas Forums?

What are you getting with your free money Yas Forums?

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Silver

>2k leaf bucks

Going to buy a couple pounds of hamburger? you Canuck bastard.

not getting any. parents make too much. also neglect me. anyone have a good strong rope?

$1190 in beer, $10 for McChickens

I was going to get a .22LR lever gat for shits and giggles but most places now have a blanket firearm ban

Tell me why a large coffee from Tim Hortons in Canada is $2.10 CAD ($1.50 USD) and $2.30 USD in the states?
If your dollar is so powerful why is coffee so expensive?

I'm above the income threshold for receiving any kind of money out of this. So instead I'm buying stocks and silver. Enjoy your neetbucks, user. I'll be the monacled gentleman looking down his nose at you on the other side.

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A block of the cheapest espresso coffee at the grocery store is less than $2, oftentimes it's around $1.70 for a block of vacuum-sealed strong coffee. The only reason Starbucks exists is because they take advantage of all that extra american spending money to extract as much cash from coffee as they can.

If you dumped your NEETBUX $1200 into one stock, what would it be?

I wouldn't do that. I'd spread it around. Energy stocks are cheap and will likely recover, particularly fracking. US supply chain including chips and tech hardware, raw materials and manufacturing, and logistics are going to improve because globalization is going to take a big step back, but beware of companies with no plan to decouple from China/SE Asia. I'd stay far away from travel-related stocks. I'm iffy on gold, big on silver because the silver/gold ratio is still higher than throughout history. If you'd asked me 2 weeks ago I would've said I like Ford, but now I'd be more cautious about it because people don't tend to buy cars when they are unemployed. Retail is scary risk right now, but no risk means no reward. If you buy stocks, spread the money around and diversify because anyone can fail in an instant right now.

I am several amounts poorer than you, but invested $500 of student loans in 8 different mutual funds and doubled my money, so odds are I can do a similar thing with $1200. It really sucks trying to turn nothing into something.

If you keep some liquidity on hand during your lifetime, you will do really well to avoid debt and buy assets cheap during hard times and hang on to them until the good times. If you live your life like this, you'll have many comfy times ahead.

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>2000 leaf bucks
1 can of beef a roni

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bitcoin

That's the goal, friend, either way, prosperous times ahead for you king. I just have to be disciplined and not blow my money on frivolous V8 powered RWD cars

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gonna by a cheap-ass POS sub-$1000 car

I don't qualify but I still got approved; am I gonna get in shit?
My logic is this is an emergency and if they can give $50k to shitskins invading this country then I can have $8k to spend on Lego

A crossbow with fire arrows enchantment.

Quads decided, I am allowed the $8k without any repercussions

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at first i was jealous of your 2,000 dollars
then i saw your flag

Checked

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>large coffee from Tim Hortons

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Korg Minilogue XD. Actually already have it but they money will go towards retroactively.

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I am out of work cause i worked at a casino which of course got closed and now i am on EI, but i dont think i can apply for this, it says not to apply if youre receiving unemployment benefits. Who is this money for? How come Im not eligible? It pays more than EI does and I worked to pay for that, what is this fucking bullshit

how is this shit even gonna work. there's gotta be a catch somewhere

yeah its only for niggers and pakis i bet

When did you apply for EI? You can apply after your EI runs out, but it depends when you were out of work

i applied on like the 20th of march when the casinos closed down.

i'm asian(not the chink or middle eastern kind) so i guess i won't be able to apply for this shit

Make sure you open up a USD account and keep all your funds in USD at the very least. Our currency is trash.

I'm not getting anything because my government hates the middle class. Apparently my wife and I make too much money to be included

well its justin so i dont trust the guy for sure, i read on there you would have to pay it back if they pay you and dont qualify is this his master plan to in debt more people to the government

Then you should be eligible for CERB, apply after your EI runs out cuz this shit is available til October 2020

i've pretty surprised there wasn't any uproar about how low the cut off was set. pretty fucking ridiculous.

Maybe its just to prevent fraud, I applied anyways tho fuck it

shieet, imagine being in debt up to 8k in a post corona economy.

because if you're on EI they'll put you on the program by default Trudeau said it many times

Buy guns on the black market.

I'm going to buy half a can of soup

>free money
No such thing. You think the government just handed you $2000 out of their magic money maker or what?

Nintendo Switch

they in fact did
but inflation is already hitting so

US printer go brr Canada must brr to keep the ratio

I'm a student but made over 5k during summer before returning to school, do I qualify for Trudeaubux?

Look at all you commie loving, gibs-chasing, socialist scroungers now.

Brrrr all over

if you got a t4-t5 to prove it ya you do

Fuck off boomer retard, every fucking check I pay for your social security gibs

Thank you user, God bless

you gotta sign in through CRA my account and apply on there its really easy actually i was getting pissed cause previous searches were just sending me to the EI application again. I did apply for Mar 15-Apr11 or whatever the period was cause i was off work then too and wont get paid from EI for that waiting period so im sure i still qualify by their dumb rules

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>shits and giggles
found the urban redneck

I just want some free money nigger, I worked full-time from 16 - 18 instead of doing school; I've contributed enough

>boomer
Wow, what a comeback, kiddo. Under 30 here, and not a poorfag like you. You want that socialism now don't ya, commie??

They'll see you applied for EI they already said whoever already applied to EI would be given the 2000 by default some will even receive both but it will be claimed on your next declaration

I stayed up til 3 am PST just to snipe the application as soon as it went up, EZ gibs

You'll get them too Im pretty sure, it defaults your EI application to CERB until your 4 month period is up, then puts you back on EI

I hope so I applied anyway because I dont trust government people most of them are retarded and thats the only job that wont fire them.

kek

Ya you're right better safe than sorry they're all fucking idiots that's for sure.

bills paid you rich asshole

it might be because California has more population than all of leafland

wow government doing something that makes sense. thats shocking, well im glad I dont have to do anything but ill still keep my eye on it cause im paranoid

how do i apply for this in the u.s.?

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I don't understand why the US isn't doing it this way (applications) instead of just sending out extra tax refunds. Seems like more work on the governments end.