What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?

I’ve been an atheist since I was about 13 but if there were a real God & a real Satan, I’d be down with the devil. Can’t stand god worshipers of any religion. I would chose the devil every time regardless of the consequences.

i need a loli gf to bring into it correctly first, not just any old hag will do, though they can be based in their own rites

>pagan

because i would rather not spit in the face of our creator-savior

>blaspheming the holy spirit

Absolutely no one has done more of that than me user. No one.

This is probably the cringiest most retarded shit I've read all week.

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>because i would rather not spit in the face of our creator-savior

I’ll do it for you with grand pleasure.

Careful guys, you'll cut yourself on this edge.

>This is probably the cringiest most retarded shit I've read all week.

FUCK

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