What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?

This.

fuckkkkkk dat hair dat burzum tee dem getaway stix

the christ

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Bitch probably has hair everywhere. No thanks.

God I want to rape her just like a pagan woman in the old days

60% of right-wing pagans are low-IQ Varg-worshippers and it's absolute cringe.

In fact, you can find far better and far more intelligent Catholic or Orthodox girls than you can with "muh pagan waifu".

Besides, I'm already to be married. She's neither because she's not particularly spiritual.

Tfw have the burden of redpilling an autistic Catholic gf and undoing a lifetime of Vatican II brainwashing
At least she's taken the tradpill.

It’s better to find decent apolitical or slightly liberal girls and redpill them on your own. If a girl already claims she’s “right-wing” then there’s probably some fuckedupness going on with her.

And by the way, another 38% of pagans are just LARPing and lying about their beliefs or can't actually believe whatever bullshit they spout and have to jump through some psychological hoops to justify "not literally believing in the Gods".

The final 2% actually believe this shit, of that 2%, only 0.01% are not complete morons.

It's just natural, desu. Most of us in right-wing circles have to red-pill, we just have no choice.

It took 2.5 years of priming and making her more and more traditionally-minded through conversation.
Accidentally introducing her to trad/right-wing twitter half a year ago (because of her interest in my involvement on Twitter) seemed to really propel her and solidify all the red-pilling though, because it wasn't just contained in just our conversation, but opened her up to a community.

Same

why use the fake painting?

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I'm not gay

Because I don't want to mate with some occult witch.

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>why use a painting instead of three random skulls found by religious Jews synthesized together by jewish artist?
Pagans self-own more than any other poster on the board.

they are or were hyper degenerate, have nudes on the internet are attention whores and had a long past sexual history.

Females aren't hardwired to join fringe groups

Yes, because we should trust what some Jewish "expert" says over an image over Jesus Christ based on a lineage of Christ imagery stretching back to the the first ever ancient, artistic depictions of Christ.

Hey goy this is what your god looked like, even though it's totally different to the biblical description.

"The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire."

white people hair is so disgusting

you just know this bitch has ridden miles of cock

Fuck that bitch I'd have to spend thousands on plumbing for my house that I own you fucking volcel

im too uninteresting and obese

Then self-improve you lazy fuckwad, is it really that difficult to get up off your ass and exercise at a gym for 45 mins a day even if just for 5 days a week? Is it really that difficult to pick up a book for 10~20 minutes a night?

based.
waiting for the English Gatebox

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i don't want aids from some hippie cunt

I do

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you think after working a tiresome 9-5 i want to go to a gym and pack for 45 minutes
nah m8, ill just keep beating my meat

Oh you poor thing... You hadn't heard? It's already out and uh... Just look it up.

As compared to what? Negroid hair?

Lmao, I knew I negro who had an afro and when he decided to shave his head the barber found mold on his scalp, I assume from the water not being able to escape his disgusting negro hair.

my first girlfriend had hair almost that long

My state is 50% black and 99% Protestant. It's horrible.

>Also jacks off because he's a loser
Okay bro too bad for you.

I work, go to school, study another language and work out on the regular. Granted, I've been really putting aside the reading bit, but that's because I still waste too much time on the internet. No excuses, faggot.

Either prioritize your time or find a different job which allows you to do so.

the english version?
and I'm not looking for sex but companionship that doesn't make me want to start ignoring them after a week

>38% of pagans are just LARPing and lying about their beliefs or can't actually believe whatever bullshit they spout and have to jump through some psychological hoops
A lot of Christians do this too.

To a FAR lesser degree.

I hardly experienced this disassociation when I was a Christian, usually those doubters would just become non-religious afterwards, then from atheist/agnostic a few stragglers try to jump to some alternative crap like Wicca or paganism that they don't actually believe.

I had a Catholic girlfriend who was divorced but didn't have her marriage annulled and holy shit the retard logic she put herself through

I probably has something to do with me being an actual fucking nigger.

well alright i was larping a bit to see what people'd type, no surprise there
i said a bit cause im a bit obese indeed but im interesting enough to get a gf by literally gaming
literally by playing overwatch on pc i got my current gf to come to me from a neighboring country and suck me off up to 6 times a day. feels good man.

Child sex abuse victims aren't my thing.

Mississippi fag?

I mean, you still sound pretty degenerate, but whatever floats your boat.

Just make sure to have some children sometime and try to be less of a manchild. I'm routing for you bro.

I wanna worship Satan with her in the deep woods, suck on her toes while I fuck her whilst listening to Blood Ceremony. I want her to have my warlock baby that we will sacrifice to Satan at birth cuz I hate kids. I’m stiff just looking at her.

based and breadpilled

dios mio...el extinguido

I know somebody who is pagan but she’s a crackwhore along with her mother

Most adult women do, paedo

be careful not to take your larping too far, the besides the mark of the beast blaspheming the holy spirit is the only sin which can't be forgiven.

I'm fucking ugly and have no game

because most pagan women are literally the female equivalent of neckbeard m'lady fedora incels.

Women are shaped by community, fitting in and being apart of the trend. It's why they get so wrapped up in fashion and watching current shows.

If what you're telling her isnt just a lone nut (you) but many people, she's far more likely to be open to it. Interestingly it doesn't have to be the majority opinion, it just has to have a coherent community or identity (hence why subcultures can still attract women to them).

I’ve been an atheist since I was about 13 but if there were a real God & a real Satan, I’d be down with the devil. Can’t stand god worshipers of any religion. I would chose the devil every time regardless of the consequences.

i need a loli gf to bring into it correctly first, not just any old hag will do, though they can be based in their own rites

>pagan

because i would rather not spit in the face of our creator-savior

>blaspheming the holy spirit

Absolutely no one has done more of that than me user. No one.

This is probably the cringiest most retarded shit I've read all week.

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>because i would rather not spit in the face of our creator-savior

I’ll do it for you with grand pleasure.

Careful guys, you'll cut yourself on this edge.

>This is probably the cringiest most retarded shit I've read all week.

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