I've been invited to join "The Elks" a fraternal group of what has been described to me as "a bunch of old...

it's hit or miss with these things, I'd say at least go to a couple see how you feel.
By all means user I love you and want your happiness, so shitpost away, but be funny with it like not whiny like

May I ask you to elaborate a bit? Other than the pamphlets they have as well as the member books they give you once you join (I read some that the guy who invited me had) those things of course paint them in a positive light.
Are they based merely for being patriotic? I rather liked the history bit of them being performers, although they moved away from all that, or so I've heard.

I don't know what goals you are looking to accomplish but my local Elks aren't exactly politically active. It's pretty much just a private bar that has events every once in a while.

You're right I suppose, on both, I could check it out and I'll try to be more humorous in shit posting rather than whiny.

Well ultimately I want to build a town in a rural area, not exactly white nationalist like what some on Yas Forums would like, but a place where like minds can come together and get away from the bullshit of the world.
Short term, I'm a classical musician and plan to one day make the money for my town from music. I'd really like a place that could launch my music career and a national organization could help that happen. Personally I think most politics are a farce so the political aspect really is just to not have it wiped from this board and a ban.

Good on you, but don't think that the whiny post was super bad. That one was tame if not reasonable given that other anons were being asinine. I only reacted so because I had already replied with somewhat of an answer but more so it's Yas Forums, anger or mild contempt is the baseline emotion if we are going to generalize the site, that is.

Attached: +1.jpg (167x213, 10.16K)

My grandfather was an elk. We went to a few parties they hosted with the families of other elk members.

When he died, two elks showed up at the wake and performed a bizarre ritual. Something about a large strange looking clock and a lot of weird mumbo jumbo.

I wasnt a christian at the time, but I was offended that their weird ritual didn't mention God at all, or heaven or hell.

Yea as I was writing that your post wasn't up yet, otherwise I'd probably just ignore it, was just waiting for a real post.

Attached: 1573272758200.jpg (279x318, 24.64K)

the elks traffic martian children to rape in underground nazi 4th dimensional bases in Atlantis

>reddit spacing
Well supposedly you have to believe in God to join, so I'd imagine their rituals would have Christian overtones, but maybe it was Latin and you didn't recognize it at the time? Hell a lot of Catholic stuff could be mistaken for occultism to those that don't know any Latin or knowledge of what's going on.