So where the fuck do you get toilet paper these days again?

imagine not getting 150 rolls of tp in January, or even mid February

imagine not taking your time to buy your mask of choice on Amazon during January

imagine not leisurely prep shopping throughout January and early Feb.

imagine coping on April 3rd that you're FUCKED

i've seen it at my supermarket every time ive gone in there during the last 2 weeks. there's not a big selection but you can still get something to wipe your ass.

In any supermarket.

They've been fully stocked on it the last 2 times I went to ALDI.

just use your hands and lick it, free second meal

Panic has calmed down and theres a fair shake that you can walk into any store in the middle of the day and find some now

Elaine was a man?

Plenty of TP in my stores, why don't you stop living in a second world country.

Based.

>not having a bidet