/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2872

Based Gary

I know someone who works at a hospital in the panhandle. I thought my hospital's response was bad, but jesus christ. Avoid any and all HCA hospitals everywhere, even if this all eventually blows over.

Life has a 100% mortality rate so of course you're going to die

damn,bros.
my grandma's been acting very sick lately.i'm afraid she might be infected.

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Don't worry everyone, some friendly burgers have assured me that this is in fact a giant conspiracy by Bill Gates to kill us all by way of vaccinations, so all we have to do to survive is not get vaccinated! Phew! That was a close one for a minute there.

Yeah, I know 1177 (our national healthline) is already working towards a type of home test which will use an already existing STD hometest system, which is the idea for hometest I gave them.
Meaning, they will basically just need to replace the actat test they ship out, and the system it uses to send it out is automated based on your ID number and ships the test automatically to where you live.

Also, I saw that earlier, and now that we had a case in Brazil where someon died of Covid back in January, it's extremely confirmed it was everywhere back then.

As long as you have somekind of eye protection.


The longer they can keep the panic/riots from happening, the less structural damage and less damage to infrastructure it will be easier to rebuild.
They are ready for biological damage, i.e people dying, they just don't want them to riot and break shit in the process.


Exactly, but for instance, if you have just a mask you won't be protected from a random sneezer in your face, but if you have eye protection you're at least more protected. But yeah, you're right.


I still have a feeling that the Pope will die this week.


One of the ministers or something from one of the countries in Africa with no cases said the secret to no cases was "We have no test kits"


nextstrain.org/flu/seasonal/h1n1pdm/ha/12y
You can see the whole outbreak, also note how small the divergence is for flu compared to SARS-CoV-2.

WHERE ARE MY NOTHING BURGERS AT?!?!?
WHERE ARE MY CRISIS ACTORS AT?!?!?

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New thread, Coronachan repost.
Again: I'm sorry for bringing this timeline to pass. The pregnancy suggestion was a joke.

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Just a month or two late. A lot of tests were false negative due to low viral loads, failing to account for the long prodromal stage.

afraid you're not gonna get your gibs if they die?