/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2868

► Detected: 1,013,748 (+78,552) ► Died: 52,977 (+5,785) ► (Reset: don't know what the fuck is that)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb

Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
archive.is/eV49g

>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
archive.is/xyG7g

Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
archive.is/ZZanF

>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
archive.is/48Qjm

China covering up "second wave" of infections
archive.is/I92fj

UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
archive.is/jP7pL

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
archive.is/r5wbT

>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
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archive.is/g0mw5
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybersecurity_and_Infrastructure_Security_Agency
youtube.com/watch?v=MmNqXaGuo2k
jpost.com/international/brooklyn-man-arrested-after-coughing-on-fbi-agents-623286
foxnews.com/us/brooklyn-man-arrested-for-hoarding-masks-coughing-on-fbi-agents
abcnews.go.com/US/white-supremacists-encouraging-members-spread-coronavirus-cops-jews/story?id=69737522
youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng
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I’m an assistant to a prominent US senator. Everyone in my office was making fun of this site all week and I finally decided to check it out.
Annnnd wow...just wow, this is more cringe than actual Reddit. In fact, it’s like Reddit but for literal nerds. And not the cute kind of nerds chicks are into, more like dorks.
As a US insider, I have to say, not a single one of the bizarre conspiracy theories on here is accurate, not even close.
This “/cvg/ general” is literally being posted by the same two motherfucking retards (I had the posters identified, took 3 minutes) that are battling to have the most comments, which is crazy to me because this board is semi-anonymous so why would they even give a fuck?
Anywho, the reason I’m here is because I just want to know why you guys like to larp SO hard? It's like, this shit will never come true; so why do you come here EVERY day to shill for it?
From my research I’ve deduced the Yas Forums demographic to 3 types:

-1 Dad with too many kids (has nothing else to do and can shitpost from phone while he hides in the bathroom)

-2 Stay at home neet, literally has nothing better going on in life

-3 The “simps”, literally everyone else is a simp that thinks they found an obscure message board trading underground information.

This is so pathetic either way you look at it! Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, first and last time I come here, this is literally garbage tier information you should all be embarrassed of yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

ITALY AND SPAIN NECK AND NECK FOR THE COVID-BOWL

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Reset is when we stop counting new cases for today and start for the next day

p o i n t and l a u g h

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IS WRITEFAG AND DRAWFAG KILL?

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lol stfu

Has anyone actually seen this virus?

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Ecuadoranons, how are you guys holding up? Anyone from Guayaquil who posts on here? I mean I highly doubt it but stranger things have happened

quick give me all the best coronachan lewds

for research purposes

Looks like Diabeetus + obesity is a big factor in more severe disease, at least looking at medical journals.

Nobody here is actually paying attention to the lockdowns (outside of working from home if told to). Right?

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gimme a pint of guinness

What the fuck is up with this letter. Why the fuck is this being issued.is shtf?

New copypasta?

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Guayaquil.

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Huehuehuehue
[Pointing intensifies]

NEVER MISS THE THREAD COUNT AGAIN MEMEFLAG

>it wont be real
help me bros

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jesus christ just say "send fuel"

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no, but I have seen those quads
>CHECKED

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Rip USA

More so than asthma and cancer lmao
Mutt remover confirmed

checked. No but the cases in my state are real low and we went into lowkey lockdown before anyone else in the country. Nsw and vic are pretty fucked tho

Yes I was reading about this today. It's why Louisiana's death rate is many times higher than NY and Washington. The South is fucked. Everyone here from Texas to Virginia is a fat fucker.

Nuking China when this blows over is the only answer.

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NYC didnt have an evening update today for some reason

KINO livestreams to watch??

youtube.com/watch?v=mRe-514tGMg

Pay your rent, back to work wagies, where's my trumpbux, file your taxes, just a flu bro, trust the WHO, look at that economy, MAGA, china is our ally, masks don't work, don't be racist, everything is under control, trust the government

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I'm curious if there is more going on then we are being told. I mean y issue it.

Gay nigger thread

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Wtf are those? Drones?

but muh bureaucracy job

>Inb4 Gary

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Help me bros, I took 10 tablets of hydroxychloroquine and I'm starting to shake.

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You make the next thread

goddamit fascistbro get ur shit together

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caw caw caw

Can anyone find that hospital on google maps?
I tried but didn't find shit.
Gallinazos, a kind of vulture

How bad will things get this month?

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Spanish Flu was a conspiracy to bring down Woodrow Wilson. Prove me wrong.

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Congrats. Don't call 911. Darwinism

Vultures.

Has she offered it before? Happenings make women do crazy things.

Nah
Stale pasta

you need to take it with mountain dew

Press F for Ecuador.

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why do these dirty fucks have so many human transmittable diseases? They even have Toxoplasmosis.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qn_bot3igmg

Scenes from Ecuador.

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Checked

HAS THIS BEEN FINISHED YET

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I'll go to sleep. Another Slofag raised his hand to bake it in a previous thread? He can step in this time.

Swallow cum

yeah, but it has been a while

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OH NO NO NO
HOW WILL US EVER RECOVER?

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Furthest I've seen

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No. Crows.
youtube.com/watch?v=wF5wxuHu0NQ

meat eating birds over the human scrap pile waiting there turn.

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Anons, I just realized that its just the beginning. Whatever happens next we'll be telling to our children.

What will be the ultimate death count?

nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html
>keeps changing the layout every couple days
Fuck this.

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Just watched the VOX video on YouTube about corona vs the flu

They admit corona has asymptotic spreading for up to 14 days but say the R0 infection is only 2.0. Meaning one infected person only infects two more while the normal flu has an R0 of 1.3

How does that make sense? The R0 must be at least 7-10

Nice script posting

I missed the conference, but just since Kushner was there. hahah LMAO what the fuck was he doing there?

World wide I’m guessing 500 million to 1 billion

Damn quads also macedonia has 5 k people in self isolation but only 384 are tested positive and the self isolation people ain't tested

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>quarantined with actual mom and father in my tiny apartment

I'M GOING MENTAL HOLY FUCK THIS WOMAN IS THE PETTIEST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN

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*are

Draph are perfect.

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Some estimates were in 10s of millions

Anybody have the newest size of Corona Chan. I need to coom

And without Africa?

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Im down, is this a hospital? Any Leads?

VERY bad

I don't want to get sick

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Ayy my letter looks like that too. What do you do?

Pay your rent, back to work for the economy, trumpbux coming, file your taxes, just a flu bro, trust the WHO, look at that economy, flatten the curve, MAGA, 6.6m new unemployment filed, open by may, hoax, china is our ally, masks don't work, summer heat kills it, BRRRRR, don't be racist, everything is under control, vaccine is coming, trust the government

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I'm trying to write something.

But then I got called in as essential service, so don't hold your breath.

>As a US insider
You don't know shit fucktard.

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are IS WRITEFAG AND DRAWFAG KILL?*

I'd risk it unless people are dropping dead around you.

>east coast going to sleep
>west coast still working or stuck in traffic
is that why /cvg/ is dead for the next 2/3 hours?

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twitter.com/kat__stafford/status/1245797231401283584
Despite making up only 14% of the population in MI.
Maybe this chinese weapon was designed to go after blacks wtf

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>Tell me the story of how you sat on your couch and coomed to poorly drawn anime for 12 months straight again, grandpa

Critical communication and infastructure.

You mean this?

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Why so high?

twitter.com/BasedOscarVivas/status/1245102842215575557
This is the the video with audio. They say it's a hospital but not wich hospital at all.

I fucking told you guys. It was everywhere in January already, and this fucking confirms it.

A lot of those weird influenza deaths in America? Covid-19 too.

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is there any corvids in the tropics?

No. They just live in close proximity in ghettos

test

You leave the pangolins alone mf

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>NECK AND NECK
coff to coff more like it, amirite guys?

who let a memeflag make a /cvg/ thread?

WEW Svenanon.

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Yas Forums is never wrong, and remember: you're here forever, nigger

They both need rest so they reset the counter they will start tommorow again

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Some new Ecuador videos because the ones getting posted here are getting stale. Get new shift to post faggots.

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twitter.com/mdr193/status/1245860965603659776
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twitter.com/mpalacios76/status/1245859035988905985
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Also Ecuadorians and Venezuelans are trying to enter peru by any means possible.

Pentagon knew a possible pandemic could US back in 2017
>analyzed past epidemics
>correctly predicted a high probability of it being respiratory
>correctly predicted, if no action was taken to prepare for it, there would be a severe lack of medical supplies including face masks, ventilators, beds, etc
>it even had a draft plan on how do deal with it and how you could use military apparatus to help mitigate it including logistics of supply chains
>trump administration ignored it
archive.is/g0mw5

WH Economists were worried about a possible pandemic, released a report Sept 2019
>WH economists created models and predicted mass death and economic devastation
archive.is/kylmE

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I picked up a quarter in the street. Am I going to die?

Im more than sure africa will remain mostly unaffected. The next on the chopping block is either Russia or India

close enough

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Who /comfy/ and /schadenfreude/ here?
I for one enjoy watching normalniggers cower in fear at the prospects of impending doom.

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where's the 1 mil tit corona?

Nah. Why is it only swamping emergency rooms now in places like NYC?

Yep, that's the big part.
Also these fuckers are literally reporting muzzy/spic deaths as 'white'.

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I guess I'm type 3, pretty accurate.

they are testing suspect deaths here in brazil

201 bodies to be tested
98 results today = 20 positive

Total deaths until now = 324

Writefag said he'd be back later today.

I tend to believe these news from Brazil.
I've had some very strange flu in February (37,3C for a week, coofing, muscle ashe, heaviness in the head) and my friend in Belarus has had a weird pneumonia at the end of January (he still doesn't feel totally healthy).

Are you standing under a sign that says 19?

Nogs wait too long to go to a hospital because they're both brainlets and poorfags

Love how NYC looks so much more cleaner, but it still looks like jewish shit

France and Spain decided not to include the care home deaths until now since half of them were apparently abandoned by staff.

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>that perfect mix of 3rd world and cell phone ownership
Sucks we aren't going to see much from Africa.

>larp
Yep you're not familiar with this site. That's a common word

Wait writeanon is still around?

They are just less likely to wash their hands and stay home.

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Oh no, baby no, don't even worry about it
I promise I'll keep you safe bb, I promise it
Pic related it's me anytime I'm thinking of you hurtin

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GLOWNIGGER

It's the guy that edited all the dancing Coronas to black hair

Yes our local numbers jumped from under 10 to over a couple of hundred in two weeks, and it's not a very populated area. I have seen random anecdotal evidence of people claiming things were kept quiet at that time in hospitals around the US.

Because the first wave is not that lethal, it's more akin to a flu which is why it flew under the radar.

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India popping off.
God I can't wait to see how hard India gets fucked.

If your serious the letter bothered me. We got the essential business letters a week before people started taking this seriously. Now this. Wtf.

Spanish Flu tier. 50-100 million but we have 5x as many people as we did in 1918 then so not nearly as devastating.

I'm hoping for complete collapse so i can larp as a survivor for real

if you do it coronachan will get you, castrate you, and probably make your heart explode

is one mediocre coom worth it?

WAKE ME UP.

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...

We do relays and emergency service calls for people with hearing loss.

Jews have the cure for themselves
Israel numbers are almost nill

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Yeah this shit's been around since October
China only copped to it when bodies started piling up so high even their commie dictatorship couldn't hide it

Godspeed bro.
This shit has made women really horny.

More likely we will never know real numbers from Africa.

Why couldn’t we just keep manufacturing jobs in the west so young males can actually get employed after high school without needing 3 PHDs and 20 years work experience along with being the nephew of the CEO?

He was here a few threads ago.

Here's some of what he posted

>You reach up and touch the edge of the mask-
>Wait, are you some kind of fag?
>Why would you take off your mask?
>No one cared before you put on that mask.
>You keep on the mask and keep containment in check, for the moment.
>You slow down your light jog and look back.
>She's keeping her distance and matching your speed.
>"The fuck does she want" You say out loud to no one.
>Why are these streets so empty?
>Fuck it, you're almost home.
>You reach into your pockets and feel for your keys.
>Still there, thank god.
>You reach the first corner you need and turn on to it.
>Not much further now.
>Wait. She's going to know where I live...
>I really need to loose her before I get to my abode.
>Right?
>Or I guess I could sprint the last few moments and slam the door...
>Why are you so indecisive tonight?

RO=198 LISTEN TO ME

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybersecurity_and_Infrastructure_Security_Agency
Here's a completely unhelpful description

Back in my day we barely even had VR, what we did have were these HUGE screens we had to strap to our heads and they didn't even tap into your CNS at all, so they weren't the style at the time
Most of the girls we coomed to didn't even move, they were just static images! And we made do with what we had lemme tell you

Right, which goes perfectly inline with the fact that the first wave is mostly mild, and the more it spreads the longer incubation periods and mild symptomatic periods it has, which is why it takes longer and longer for shit to hit the fan in most countries.

Remember, China did have from November until January before shit really hit the fan.

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Yup. Makes sense. Hope this does not mean shortages. I'm hoping it's similar to an ambulance pulling up. U give up the pump.

at what point did he end up? Last I saw it was the early parts of the thigh job

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Show nudes now

DEATH TO AMERICA

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You know what, I've noticed something.
There are some countries not given any kind of news about Corona. No new cases, no recoveries, no deaths, NOTHING.
Are they that fucked?

>Jay inslee extends lockdown to may 4th
JUST FUCK MY ECONOMY UP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Any user in a non stay at home order state? you guys still practicing it?

If by 'Russia' you mean 'Moscow', I totally agree.

Dingus here;
What do those numbers translate to by the end of april if nothing changes?

Thanks I’m a coom now. What’s the artist next size goal

Nixon

F

I almost shit my pants at work today.
The delay of cleaning the toilet lid in the gas station almost made it were I shit myself.
Barley got my ass on the seat before spraying shit!

Ok so if it's been in Brazil since January then why isn't the whole country dead?

2 big buns, nothing between them

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I got that letter last week. Higher-ups let us know back at the start of March that we wouldn't be closing since we were an essential service tho, had print outs of an email from corporate taped all over the office.

Hi my niggers, good to see you all alive.

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Dad with 3 kids here. This kike is right ya know

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FOR THE HERD

YEE SVENAON IS BACK!!!
BIG BRAIN TIME!!

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What a retard

Wouldn't that be the equivalent of 700 to 800,000,000 deaths nowadays

I hate this fucking place. I cant find the fucking way out

coronachan gives people GI symptoms user...

>Florida's deaths today double what the predictions were
>Disney starting to furlough employees
Oh yeah can you feel the end flowing through you Florida bros?

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You too mommy

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I am. Most other people seem not to be. Tn

Because Shlomo Goldberg and his cronies sold you out for a quick shekel

>name
wtf

Jews are the enemy

A "Brooklyn man" with a very Jewish name of Baruch Feldheim was arrested for coughing on FBI agents while also hoarding hundreds of thousands of pieces of medical supplies while selling those supplies at a massive markup

"Authorities remove almost a million N95 masks and other supplies from alleged hoarder | ABC News"
youtube.com/watch?v=MmNqXaGuo2k

"Brooklyn man arrested after coughing on FBI agents"
>jpost.com/international/brooklyn-man-arrested-after-coughing-on-fbi-agents-623286

"Brooklyn man arrested for allegedly hoarding masks, coughing on FBI agents"
>foxnews.com/us/brooklyn-man-arrested-for-hoarding-masks-coughing-on-fbi-agents

Keep in mind that just a few weeks ago the FBI leaked a memo to the media claiming "white supremacist" discussed coughing in the faces of New York Jews. Ultimately it was a Jew who coughed in the face of FBI agents and was caught hoarding medical supplies for resale

"White supremacists encouraging their members to spread coronavirus to cops, Jews, FBI says"
>abcnews.go.com/US/white-supremacists-encouraging-members-spread-coronavirus-cops-jews/story?id=69737522

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Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Corona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Corona
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my thigh, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Corona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game…

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Preg. And futa as a bonus

That’s bullshit. The new day starts at 12:01 Central time. Fix this shit now.

How did he start all this shit?

Because I mean dude, it's confirmed it was in Brazil already in January, but yeah, this does keep mutating to longer and longer incubation and onsets, which is why the first wave in January just killed like a flu, and flew under the radar.

The more it spread, the higher viral load you get, the worse it gets, which it what we're seeing now. Reinfections over and over (or hibernating inside cells or some shit)

Due to the high black mortality rate, I bet he just wants to kill as many niggers as possible before he puts it in place.

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So it's about to get real meaning screen cap and watch. This is history. I qvoid people by default so no real change for me.

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Holy shit we're on track for 100 quadrillion americans dead in mid july

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>survive the mild symptoms
>get brain damage and various mental disorders a few months later
IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO

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I stopped lurking for years after 2016 but coronachan dragged me back in, fucking bitch.

Dont worry Ebola Chan and Corona Chan and Malaria Chan are massacring the Africans and who cares about them when aint even human anyway

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>Tell me how you had to fight back maradeurs trying to break into your house
>Tell me how you were almost burned alive for accidentally letting out a coof
>Tell me how you fought police to get some food
>Tell me how tanks started mowing down the civilians
>Tell me how the government collapsed and you had to become a part of a militia

Brit interpretation skills really sucks if you didnt understand i said that the virus is getting worse the more it spreads

This thing is going to mutate once it hits the bat populations in brazil and the death rate will jump to 15%

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I fuckin knew it. Everyone here got sick in January

only russian officials have this

>a few threads ago
I literally go away for like an hour and he posts. Okay, thanks korea ill go into the archives

WHY ITS HUGE THAT THE FIRST DEATH IN BRAZIL WAS IN JANUARY 23RD

This makes it more likely that the theory that the virus has been around for way longer and will kill a much higher percentage of the population is true. The theory is that the virus has already infected everyone but it replicates inside people's bodies at different rates based on their immune system and possibly genetics. Some people will get symptoms very fast after infections, while the majority of healthy people will take months.

So the theory is that all the people getting hospitalized now were infected actually months ago and those people are just the ones falling first, but the same kind of thing will happen to everyone and the mortality will be much higher than everyone thinks.

>Also Ecuadorians and Venezuelans are trying to enter peru by any means possible.
We are only just keeping the virus under control, only just. And now these guys are trying to force their entry with their pest. I wish so much that my country was in an island right now.