/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2868

► Detected: 1,013,748 (+78,552) ► Died: 52,977 (+5,785) ► (Reset: don't know what the fuck is that)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
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Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
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Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Rapidly mutating
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
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jpost.com/international/brooklyn-man-arrested-after-coughing-on-fbi-agents-623286
foxnews.com/us/brooklyn-man-arrested-for-hoarding-masks-coughing-on-fbi-agents
abcnews.go.com/US/white-supremacists-encouraging-members-spread-coronavirus-cops-jews/story?id=69737522
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I’m an assistant to a prominent US senator. Everyone in my office was making fun of this site all week and I finally decided to check it out.
Annnnd wow...just wow, this is more cringe than actual Reddit. In fact, it’s like Reddit but for literal nerds. And not the cute kind of nerds chicks are into, more like dorks.
As a US insider, I have to say, not a single one of the bizarre conspiracy theories on here is accurate, not even close.
This “/cvg/ general” is literally being posted by the same two motherfucking retards (I had the posters identified, took 3 minutes) that are battling to have the most comments, which is crazy to me because this board is semi-anonymous so why would they even give a fuck?
Anywho, the reason I’m here is because I just want to know why you guys like to larp SO hard? It's like, this shit will never come true; so why do you come here EVERY day to shill for it?
From my research I’ve deduced the Yas Forums demographic to 3 types:

-1 Dad with too many kids (has nothing else to do and can shitpost from phone while he hides in the bathroom)

-2 Stay at home neet, literally has nothing better going on in life

-3 The “simps”, literally everyone else is a simp that thinks they found an obscure message board trading underground information.

This is so pathetic either way you look at it! Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, first and last time I come here, this is literally garbage tier information you should all be embarrassed of yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

ITALY AND SPAIN NECK AND NECK FOR THE COVID-BOWL

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Reset is when we stop counting new cases for today and start for the next day

p o i n t and l a u g h

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IS WRITEFAG AND DRAWFAG KILL?

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lol stfu

Has anyone actually seen this virus?

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Ecuadoranons, how are you guys holding up? Anyone from Guayaquil who posts on here? I mean I highly doubt it but stranger things have happened