/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2867 DARK Hair edition

>tfw the normal bakers have all died

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Fuck you Ebola-chan a cute

take out as many loans as possible, and max out all of your credit cards while the economy still exists

GORDON

That was a brave thing, you did.

WAYNE

Trying to catch the light?

GORDON

You weren't protecting the van?

Wayne turns- sees the police van as if for the first time.
Reese steps down, dazed.

WAYNE

Why? Who's in it?

Reese locks eyes with Wayne. Nods. Gordon sizes up Bruce
Wayne and his crushed sports car.

GORDON

You don't watch a whole lot of
news, do you, Mr. Wayne?

WAYNE

(shrugs)
It can get a little intense. Think
I should go to hospital?

GORDON

Not today, I wouldn't.

Checked, was just about to post this.

yeah, good job letting some globohomos destroy your countries economy because of some manufactured coofer panic.
And for once Yas Forums is playing right along being the good gwoylos you are supposed to be

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January 2: 0 confirmed cases
February 2: 17k confirmed cases
March 2: 90k confirmed cases
April 2: 1 million confirmed cases

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Reminder that Coronachan lowers your test so beat your meat while you still can before she makes you impotent!

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>4.2 billion people put under lockdown
That's the illegal immigrant population of Germany in ten years time.