/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2867 DARK Hair edition

Literally built for EVROPA cawks

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based fascist poster with sweesh and swoosh

What happens now?

>PUT THE ANTIBODIES IN THE BAG WHIPPER SNAPPER

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>try to coom to corona-chan to celebrate 1m
>can't
the one time i wish i were gay.

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Is there any way to find out if I live near doctors/nurses? I don't want that kung flu

Lol US already at +27,871 new cases and day isn't over yet...

gonna be carnage

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>if you work in a COVID ward wear PPE all day long
>also normal doctors and nurses wear your PPE all day
That's how you make every ward a COVID ward jesus. BC is kind of fucked right now.

Post the 1 mil infection corona-Chan!

>tfw the normal bakers have all died

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Fuck you Ebola-chan a cute

take out as many loans as possible, and max out all of your credit cards while the economy still exists

GORDON

That was a brave thing, you did.

WAYNE

Trying to catch the light?

GORDON

You weren't protecting the van?

Wayne turns- sees the police van as if for the first time.
Reese steps down, dazed.

WAYNE

Why? Who's in it?

Reese locks eyes with Wayne. Nods. Gordon sizes up Bruce
Wayne and his crushed sports car.

GORDON

You don't watch a whole lot of
news, do you, Mr. Wayne?

WAYNE

(shrugs)
It can get a little intense. Think
I should go to hospital?

GORDON

Not today, I wouldn't.

Checked, was just about to post this.

yeah, good job letting some globohomos destroy your countries economy because of some manufactured coofer panic.
And for once Yas Forums is playing right along being the good gwoylos you are supposed to be

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January 2: 0 confirmed cases
February 2: 17k confirmed cases
March 2: 90k confirmed cases
April 2: 1 million confirmed cases

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Reminder that Coronachan lowers your test so beat your meat while you still can before she makes you impotent!

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>4.2 billion people put under lockdown
That's the illegal immigrant population of Germany in ten years time.

>I AM BAKING
> ► Detected: 1,009,660 (+74,464) ► Died: 52,855 (+5,663) ► (Reset: -04:07:35)

memeflag niggers actually retarded

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nobody has asked the important questions yet
>how dark is coronachans butthole?
>how hairy is her anus?

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Flat is justice.

Happy 1 million birthday. See you at 100 million.

He comes to this conclusion based of off a couple anecdotes

But he uses estimates for flu deaths that are far worse about this.

Why aren't you wearing the Chad C95 mask yet?

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>Does it hurt when Bill bends you over?
How does he explain that his God made such a decision?

Those hands...................................

anybody have more of these?

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Bros.. Do you think I can wait till next month to start prepping?

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Also learn to bake, shitskin

Old thread

pretty true

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pee pee iih diarreah

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Today's data so far.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT SOUTH KOREA HAS THE VIRUS UNDER CONTROL WHILE THE WEST LITERALLY DIES
ASIAN MASTERACE

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Easter is just around the corner. Have faith, those who are dead will resurrect.

Anyone have the H1N1 growth chart? How long did it take for H1N1 to reach 1.4bil?

Could someone please post the 1mil Corona-chan pic.

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fuck you

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>Happy 1 million birthday. See you at 100 million.
Pretty sure that Italy has 1 million and China 20 million.

Test.

Doubtful. Like cops, they keep their private info secure.

>sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1477893920301101?via=ihub
Those were knockout mice, user.

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update when?

Ok boomer

Also causes acute hemorrhagic necrotizing encephalopathy
archive.is/16lzc
and meningitis
archive.is/wPNkU
archive.is/cNLIQ

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looks a bit too spicy for my taste

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all you need is salt anons

dissolve salt in water and coat your masks with it = instant corona killer

>nature.com/articles/srep39956

At least post the new one

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>>LIVE
>[YouTube] [LIVE] Coronavirus Pandemic: Real Time Counter, World Map, News (embed)

>Dr Birx - Mr Kushner said.......
you are so fuck

At least the right one was fixed

i would fuck rather her instead

Pay your rent, back to work wagies, where's my trumpbux?

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i need corona butthole

Holy crackers did it take me a long time to figure out what I was looking at.

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third impact, when?

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EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
PLEASE BE FAKE PLASE BE FAKE PLEASE BE FAKE

>Fine, then do tell how you see the becoming weeks?
Sorry I'm to lazy to write long posts with prognosis. In short. Many industries will or already got hit hard like tourism and air transportation, those focused on Foreigners. Many small and middle-sized firms will go bankrupt and people from these places will stay without a job, trying to look for another and/or getting gibs from the countries is additional financial burden on the state. that will entail a whole snowball of problems...Welll bruh... overall it's going to be a mess.
>You were called a slutty hedonist, and you admit as much.
We all are I just honestly admit it.

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Where did the user go that posted the daily new cases and deaths by country?

...

Lmao I remember these.
Does anyone have that pic of the chat with the chinese doctors?

Muh dick

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Hahah been a while seeing that bitch
Is she still alive?
She went FULL retard lol!

The fuck is happening un Ecuador??

>Burning bodies in the street

twitter.com/teleSURtv/status/1245164448093999107?s=09

twitter.com/DC_Bucaramanga/status/1244832678630875136?s=09

twitter.com/EcuadorPlay/status/1245153554421231616?s=09

>People collapsing

twitter.com/YoSoyLaAssange/status/1245161050821013505?s=09

twitter.com/EcuadorPlay/status/1244642196105691136?s=09

twitter.com/TuiteroyFeo/status/1245840615184744448?s=09

Popcorn butter.

We are all fat as fuck. That's why we're getting wrecked.

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Anons, pick your wife:

1/3
Teasing BIG Sis Spanish Influenza.

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Fucking Flora, goddamn. Has anybody managed to track her down? Did she get out of China?

how to exploit retards out of their 1200 trump bux bros.

now

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How do you keep your stuff charged out there? Hand crank?

holy fuck its real.

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Corona is just medicine for Earth-chan

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It's fake

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Can we talk about how this literally deliberately released biological weapon of China halted 2020 Corvette C8 production indefinitely?

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tangy, nutty and thick creaminess

Update IMHE, they're up to 93.5K

Right on track

When do we all get our Coofer test and go back to work?

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2/3
Eternal ahegao Rabies-chan.

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Is someone else baking after this because I'm not staying 3 hours straight

It's an edit. The original has just bigger tits and hips. She's gonna end pregnant on the next one or the other. And the artist will make a futa as a bonus

>can't lose if you move the goalposts
I hope this retarded faggot gets rona'd and dies because there aren't any vents because nothingburgerfags bought his bullshit. pottery.

Satan is the god of this world, so not “his god,”

Satan comes to kill, steal, and destroy (John 10:10). Why is it you atheists always blame God the Creator in whom you don’t even believe?

squoosh.app/ your images user

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pretty nice
artfag didn’t disappoint
pregnant when
and new what figure he updates next?

10k deaths in the US by Sunday, let's do it boys!

whats this mean lad?

MASKS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WASHING HANDS CONFIRMED
MASKS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WASHING HANDS CONFIRMED
MASKS LESS IMPORTANT THAN WASHING HANDS CONFIRMED

Well that explains my unending headache.

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why is it so ugly

jesus fucking christ the chinese did this

3/3
The first girl Common Cold-chan.

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>being homeless

I could but I'm currently living in a rangebanned zone. I can't post images.

Get that furry shit out of here

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>We all are
Speak for yourself, degenerate.

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Based diarrhea man.

post more of your gear. Do you have a food stash? How far away is civilization?

I know but watching the cases pass their estimate will be very satisfying.

>Satan is the god of this world, so not “his god,”
I was talking about Trump.

>You reach up and touch the edge of the mask-
>Wait, are you some kind of fag?
>Why would you take off your mask?
>No one cared before you put on that mask.
>You keep on the mask and keep containment in check, for the moment.
>You slow down your light jog and look back.
>She's keeping her distance and matching your speed.
>"The fuck does she want" You say out loud to no one.
>Why are these streets so empty?
>Fuck it, you're almost home.
>You reach into your pockets and feel for your keys.
>Still there, thank god.
>You reach the first corner you need and turn on to it.
>Not much further now.
>Wait. She's going to know where I live...
>I really need to loose her before I get to my abode.
>Right?
>Or I guess I could sprint the last few moments and slam the door...
>Why are you so indecisive tonight?

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She cute

SHUT THE FUCK UP VROOMER

Thanks.

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I legit think I had it mildly in February.
But it is still annoying that every sniffle and random coof makes you wonder.

anyways, cancel the social distancing, I'm not the NEET I thought I was.

>Over 1K DEATHS in France today

What the fuck is happening there?!

Out of thos 3 Spanish flu wins for me.

>517
Where my 734 niggerville bros at?

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Not all that rare
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

Is this good for baking next thread?

► Detected: 1,009,660 (+74,464) ► Died: 52,855 (+5,663) ► (Reset: -04:07:35)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb

Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
archive.is/eV49g

>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
archive.is/xyG7g

Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
archive.is/ZZanF

>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
archive.is/48Qjm

China covering up "second wave" of infections
archive.is/I92fj

UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
archive.is/jP7pL

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
archive.is/r5wbT

>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

>LATEST CASES
20:19: 254 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland.
20:17: 128 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
20:09: 1,228 new cases and 32 new deaths in Massachusetts.
19:56: 414 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
19:52: 979 new cases and 55 new deaths in Brazil.
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.

>SOURCES
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

Tide pod eating is a zoomer thing

>holy fuck its real.
If anything corona has done, it's shown how ignorant most people are of medicine and health. If you aren't a doctor specializing in infectious diseases, you should really just ignore the internet and TV.

it fucks up your nervous system and brain i think

A new world is rising. One where the parasitic old can no longer prevent us from having weed, 32 hour work weeks and amazing cell coverage.

i like its look.

I forgot what movie this is

I sincerely wish it was a pandemic. Reminder the black death preceded the industrial revolution.

It would be best if it could transmit via kikebook.

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God what a stupid fucking cunt. I hope he catches the virus and has to spend a month on vent.

>Millennials
>Tide pods
Do boomers still think the teens are millennials and not malding middle aged?

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common cold chan for me, pic unrelated I will take care of cold chan

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You some sort of filthy newfag? /cvg/ is always right.

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Mmmm call me a degenerate one more time, daddy uguu ~~

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Every single thing you just writed sounds awesome
>"its going to be a mess"
How big of a mess? (Pun inteded)
>"we all are"
You are a degenerate but a smart one i give you that

The bearer of this letter is a part of critical communication necessary for safe operations and repairs of communication system necessary for Homeland security and 9-11/ first responder personal. The bearer of this letter shall have first priority of fuel required to complete these tasks. Letter issued by Homeland security. Can't post. That is shorthand version of letter.

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So what happens once we’ve all cut the number of dead by being locked down for 3 months?
Do we just keep borders sealed and go back to wagecucking?

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Awh now I want to write a cute story about her. Did you draw these?

gran torino

Why the fuck would they issue this if something is not happening.

France demands billions for niggers.

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They added those who had died in nursing homes

silver lining I guess, now I won't get stuck behind some boomer doing 30 in the fast lane

The embarrasing thing is the state of the doctors. They completely fucked this up. I took introductory courses in infectious diseases and epidemiology and could quickly discern it was vastly overestimated.

i like the bandaid she has in one picture

>bush

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Kek so it's just a coincidence that the number of people dying every day in Italy doubled since the outbreak. This guy has to be a troll because this amount of stupidity and coping makes me irrationally angry

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Catching up. What the 0burgerfags dont get is that this shit takes a month to kill. We are now getting deaths of people infected before and early march. Before the quarantines, when people still moved around a lot. Its only going to grow.

Christ, of course it had to mutate in the midwest

The secretary of mutations in Argentina has confirmed that the virus has "significantly" mutated in Brazil and Ecuador to be up to 100 times more deadly among young people.

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Yes.

desmoinesregister.com/story/news/health/2020/04/02/shelter-in-place-iowa-covid-19-benchmark-guidance-tool-waits-for-hospitalization-outbreaks/5111747002/

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American virus go home!!!

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>Kemonomimi

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redistribution

hopefully at 2 million, that'd give him a couple weeks to work on it

In other news I went to retrieve some filter adapters and now I'm a fucking meme

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I like this protagonist more than the guy from the previous one. Let's hope this Corona is just as good as the last one

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It's fine, just attach a cute picture

It mutated user. The brasilian/ecuadorian strain is more dangerous.

>alright guys back to work
>coofing resumes after a week
>just a flu bro
>fast-forward another week
>coofing intensifies
>fuck
>another 2-3 month long lockdown
repeat until everybody has had it or until there's a vaccine (12-18 months at turbo speed)

Just update the numbers.

>So what happens once we’ve all cut the number of dead by being locked down for 3 months?
>Do we just keep borders sealed and go back to wagecucking?

a) They have no plan.
b) Proper measures would be to do large-scale tests to isolate those who are infected, protect risk groups, let the rets go to work and gradually relax restrictions.
Immigration would hae to be banned without tests/quarantines.

>I took introductory courses
Look at the faggot who thinks he's an expert for taking the 101 class

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I already see morons taking out 0% APR / 84 month loans on cars and trucks in my neck of the woods.

>Muh cheap money.

They'll never change.

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Source?

That's pretty awesome dude. You working on any others?

trips of truth

It's one fucking country. And the retirement destination of Europe.

Muh Italy is literally all you doomers have, and we still don't entirely know why it's outlier.

Hey coronafags, is it safe to go shopping for food as long as I don't touch my hands and clean with clorox wipes?
I'm afraid of walking into the store and breathing in the deadly coronachan virus.

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archive.is/6tx4p

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Wtf wtf wtf

We are all gonna die

I have seen a bunch of sick shit here over the years user but that nearly had me vomiting.

Based

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I knew this would happen, but lefties are going to have to reach the understanding on their own that nothing can be done.

Is this the prequel?

Source, user

cuencahighlife.com/huawei-plans-first-5g-tests-in-ecuador-tests-in-other-south-american-countries-to-follow/

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Source

Oh man thank you dude. Ya this will help a lot
>Living 30ft away from infected

My bad as to that, but Trump isn’t and hasn’t caused this virus or there problems related thereto. I sugggest you look to China, the WHO for why they committed their criminal deception, negligence, and malfeasance

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b̴́̇̆̈́ä̶͍́́s̴̞͔̣͐̿̈̉e̷͍͚̩̯͗̀d̸͔͍̮̈́̋̀

>American virus go home!!!

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>hasnt heard of sPain
spain popping off harder than italy atm

Are you:
>A genetic wasteland
>morbidly obese
>Lung cancer patient
>Elderly chain smoker with significantly reduced lung capacity
If none of the above apply, you'll be fine.

>sayg sex

>overestimated
what do you mean exactly? Please explain.

It seems the chinks are easily brainwashed by the CCP

If corona chan can infect brains, can she brainwash you?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>reddit is owned by China
And sun rises every morning. We all know it by now

Too much chink disinfo to know anything lol

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Post Coronachan feet plz

If I went out in full gear, I would look like a raider.

The source is the Secretary of Mutations in Argentina, can't you read?

>secretary of mutations

>secretary of mutations

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i dont think we will reach 2million user

Ecuador is just a shithole so they hit over capacity way too early.

Based

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I'm done with plague waifus for now. Maybe later.

>Secretary of mutations
Lol

You just sent him to his death.

Can someone make this into a webm it's a hospital in ecuador :
instagram.com/p/B-fjF9eAbSE/

The initial models stated something like 2.5 million dead in USA. Something equally absurd in Britain.

I honestly don't think they understand math beyond quadratic and gaussian curves, and how dynamic systems work.

What is it with that game?

World wide deaths per day hit 6009 from 6pm yesterday to 6pm today

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>Secretary of mutations
Literally not a real thing

Had a lot of bad experiences with rabies so I can't say no to this crazy, drooling, hydrophobic, light-fearing pervert.

What exactly is preventing the virus from reaching 2 million? Nothing.

We have new version.

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>Every single thing you just writed sounds awesome
I only really brought up the tip of the iceberg that could be seen immediately. I'm sure the real impact will be much more profound.
>How big of a mess?
Depends on the country really and their current situation. Hard to say. But Italy is 100% going to face some hard times. As if they were gucci before lol. Their gov promised them salaries and cover some other deductions to the budget from businesses. Where are they going to get these monies tho is a mystery. EU is in no position for charity now (inb4: reeeee we're contributors).

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if coronachan hits 1 billion fast enough, literally tens of millions of people will die, possibly over 100mil

meanwhile in MYANMAR

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How many dead in NYC today ?

Kek, what a miserable coward.

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/
>The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.
>On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus

Actually it was professor Walter Ricciardi, scientific adviser to Italy’s minister of health that said it. Almost two weeks ago.

>Detected: 1,009,660
Happy birthday corona-chan!

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>Muh Italy is literally all you doomers have, and we still don't entirely know why it's outlier.

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That's a pretty shit bet

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How would you know when we don't know the fatality rate?

any corona lolis out there?

I don't want to catch it because I'm with parents. They are generally healthy but can't take any risks since they are in the risk age group. 60+

Can you extend your waifu collection?
Also, I'm going with Cold-Chan, I seems like I know her very well

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Being a coward worked out fine for us evolutionary.

based prepper

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Be back in a bit, have to do something.

remember guys this is the time to get fit you will die if you are a fatty it puts too much pressure on your body

>Literal reddit tier anecdotal explanations
Stop being stupid user, it's boring.

This isn't even relevant to the point. Billy boy said people were dying with Corona not from it when the mortality rate doubled. The ones that died obviously died because they had Corona. Not going into anything else this is an universally accepted fact.

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>10 million deaths confirmed

>if coronachan hits 1 billion fast enough
Started in November and is only just now hitting 1 million.

>inb4 muhhh u no understand exponential lololol
Not even growing exponentially, look at daily percentage growth; it's slowing down.

Get a load of this retard

They're still getting close to 100 a day. Which means another 300 in a week from that 100.

You can't stop this thing.

i bet she would fuck like a beast

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All your brave citizens died in the world wars. Now we're left with your type.

Wrong. Anyone can get sick and die.

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>On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus
I hate you faggots for acting like all these people would have died that month regardless of the virus. Without the virus, the vast majority of them would still be alive.

Lmfao remember when nothingburgerfags said it had peaked because of this part?

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There are 100k infected each day now, sure you want to place that bet?

Burma

you are beyond stupid

No way we are halfway yet. People are too caught up on the main protagonists. They ignore the 3rd worlders with barely anyone testing.
India alone could have 1 million cases.

Everyone got conscripted back then you retard.

Brazilian bats happened?

Confirmed cases use your brain burger. Most countries dont have the capacity or willingness to test. Its 20 to 50x higher.
Only hospital deaths are reported as well.

Statistically irrelevant. You should worry more about car accidents.

The fact you think you're saying something poignant is the saddest part.

Argiebaker is a glownigger here to spread panic using a VPN. If you pay attention to his Spanish it's Mexican Spanish not Argentinian. He has slipped up a few times using specific words only a Mexican would use. He's a spic glownigger under CIA payroll and you are all his bitches, he is here 20 hours a day every single day since mid jan and turned our board into doomer schizo central with his incessant MSM-tier panicposting which has made pol and all of you the joke of the internet

Nice

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>Can you extend your waifu collection?

It's really cool how everyone works with these useless numbers. As if they tested like crazy in India and Africa.

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I sure do

I personally do not, but in other circumstances it's more of a question for the religious to ponder about if anything, because while yes satan is claimed to be the god of this world a few times, you forget that these things have first to be allowed to happen by your God, and that it has to fall in accordance to a perfect plan, hence why God should get the blame in almost all circumstances, of course shifting goalposts is common and you might throw around the debunked free-will here and there, but you can try me, I've been fed all the counterclaims thoroughly as I'm an ex-non-denominational, which isn't too common online, but I don't really want to continue here as it's a virus thread and OP was joking anyways.

no bulli

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What virus? The seasonal fucking flu? Around 20k people died of the seasonal flu in Germany 2 years ago. Just stop and process that. Did the country go into lockdown? Was anything changed as a result?

Hospital system and whatnot completely broke down already.

Basically what to expect eventually everywhere without lockdowns for extended periods of time.

thank you

Where does this bullshit from 5g come from, sure it can give cancer or whatever like other functioning resonance of radio in high frequency or a microwave but why is 5g so dangerous?

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>Stop being stupid user, it's boring.
My bad. Luckily, a well-eductaed successful scientist is here, in the slightly obese shape of yours.

someone needs to explain exponential growth to this guy

I can bake the next thread or will somebody else?

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T-thats not popcorn butter r-right??

Pussy.

Stupid fucking redditors don't even realize they're pozzed cancer.

Her vagina is drooling. I like that.

Good for you. You might see that fatty to your left dead in the street soon.

Sure user. Japan was hit by two nukes and firebombed, and they still didn't want to surrender.

And your sorry ass is worked up about a sissified flu.

hes unironically right, you guys are gonna pay for this shit for the next 10 years.

>Have some family stay with us
>Grandparents keep watching the news 24/7
>Still think it's nothing despite nearly dying from septic shock before
>They always want to cook despite never washing their shit covered hands
>They always touch everything and everyone
>Had brother visit for a short while, but kept him outside quarantined due to living in the ghetto
>Tell them to avoid sitting outside for a bit until we clean it
>They sit down where my brother was
>Tell them to go wash up
>They agree, but not before touch everything in the house with their bare hands

Our area is now under locked down, but they still look at me like I am the villain for saying something. My grandfather is starting cough up a storm. So I feel bad for not preventing it.

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>His country doesn't have a secretary of mutations

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>Around 20k people died of the seasonal flu in Germany 2 years ago.
And that was in one full year without any kind of measures being taken. Do the same for the coronavirus and you'll end up with 2m deaths in 2020.
>Just stop and process that. Did the country go into lockdown?
No because the flu is only 1/100 as deadly as the coronavirus.

The fact that you think that Chinese factories were manned by sick people and doctors dropping like flies, and trusting hacked up statistics is the saddest part. Keep coping.

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How self-masturbatory is making memes of myself?

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>What virus? The seasonal fucking flu? Around 20k people died of the seasonal flu in Germany 2 years ago. Just stop and process that. Did the country go into lockdown?
China is really dumb, locking 700 million people up for no reason at all.

>Sure user. Japan was hit by two nukes and firebombed, and they still didn't want to surrender.
They wanted to surrender after the first nuke.

Winrar. I love that she's foaming by the pussy too.
Impressive artwork on all of them though, nice job.

What is the worst thing that can happen now?

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>You should worry more about car accidents.
kek, you sure about that user?

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That's true as long as you stay about 6 meters from everyone at all times.

give me one more chance, you bake next one

Can't wait for this to work it's way up to 4 billion.

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You are a villain for forcing them to stay alive when they clearly want to die.

A better question is why would you butcher a glorious Reimu image like that?

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Nice projection.
Lacking any argument makes you feel inferior, I understand.

Do what you can but in the end boomers will never learn. This is their final act of stupidity.
Worry about yourself user. You're a good guy for taking care of them but there's only so much you can do.

1. cover face,eyes and HAIR. Don't touch anything directly use gloves or some disposable cloth(I'm sure you've seen the chinks spitting on things by now) Don't stand and move in straight line with others, stay a little askew
2.All the gear including clothes go into wash as soon as you get back.Straight into bathroom and take a shower.
2. Leave most of the stuff you buy for 72 hours untouched,this might be tough to do if you aren't stocked up already but keep a 3 day cycle on these things.
3.wipe all packets with soap water
4.veggies can be washed in water with slight vinegar and salt added to it