/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2863

► Detected: 1,005,778 (+70,582) ► Died: 51,633 (+4,441) ► (Reset: -06:08:44)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb

Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
archive.is/eV49g

Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

>RESEARCH
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

28 year old doctor dies in Spain, no previous conditions
archive.is/7VOw4

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

>REMINDER
Record 3.28 million apply for unemployment in the US
archive.is/TnQk8

"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.
19:46: 715 new cases and 16 new deaths in Illinois.
19:34: 180 new cases and 7 new deaths in Wisconsin.
19:33: 236 new cases in Missouri.
19:32: 162 new cases and 7 new deaths in Tennessee.
19:25: 1,457 new cases and 80 new deaths in Michigan.

>SOURCES
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020
archive.is/Db29J
ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/
whitehouse.gov/live/
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-01/china-concealed-extent-of-virus-outbreak-u-s-intelligence-says
twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1243968132152274945
g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2020/04/01/sp-tem-201-mortes-aguardando-resultado-de-exame-de-coronavirus-parte-vai-dar-positivo-diz-secretario.ghtml
noticias.r7.com/saude/com-16-mil-testes-de-covid-19-na-fila-sp-tera-mutirao-de-analise-02042020
pittwire.pitt.edu/news/covid-19-vaccine-candidate-shows-promise-first-peer-reviewed-research
youtu.be/dWNvlyycWzQ
youtube.com/watch?v=J2hI3-KvYZY
archive.is/Gu0h4
twitter.com/EduX2019/status/1245101079102205955
twitter.com/javieradrianzen/status/1244723454814937088
twitter.com/Noticias_crc/status/1244639119256571904
twitter.com/carlopezortiz/status/1245296767853367302
twitter.com/LaRazon_Bolivia/status/1245060317077483520
twitter.com/alexmielesv/status/1244351455785517064
twitter.com/MundosOcultosNF/status/1244261904031326208
twitter.com/PateticosC/status/1244587214539022336
twitter.com/aprachile/status/1245303860354338816
twitter.com/TPU19J/status/1244963971901403136
twitter.com/MarcoTrovatoV/status/1245401867980505094
twitter.com/hashtag/CoronavirusEcuador?src=hashtag_click
washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/china-researchers-isolated-bat-coronaviruses-near-/
streamable.com/fugn80
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

most boring happening ever

Too early

Want to survive?
Be healthy.
That simple.

>Dead: 52,289
lol, still only 52,289.
How many days has it been stuck at 52,289? Four days? Five days?

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Thanks Argie-user! Now that the April FOOLEs Infection is over, and MEGA-Infection has taken place, Perhaps now the Newfags and redditards have figured out to sage anything after 1nd reply in CVGs so you won't have to crank 'em out so fucking quick!
And a big THANKS to evryone who's been digging on this from the very beginning, without which many of us would've been caught unawares.
Yas Forums, The ONLY reliable news source.(mostly...)

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>Dead: 51,578
lol, still only 51,578.
How many days has it been stuck at 51,578? Five days? Six days?

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Not being a nothing burger, but it seems unlikely for the daily worldwide deaths to get a lot higher than 5000 no?

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>government finds out your immune
>boom
>crash
>bang
>they break in and blackbag you
>They run a battery of tests and your blood contains the right stuff but your semen is the most potent
>needs to be milked for the foreseeable future
>They know your tastes
>yes they will even make them dress up as corona/ebola chan
>lets you pick out as many as you want to help in this venture
>pretty soon they can't control corona
>you must impregnate as many as you can
do you fight them or accept your fate as a machine?

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Holy shit!
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the governor of my state said the entire hospital system will be overwhelmed in 4 days.

Fun times ahead.

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You are in the bargaining phase. Please move on.

Based diarrhea man.

It's a DISEASE you fucking bums, guess what, humans dealt with millions of diseases of thousands of years, this one isn't any different, people are just pussies, OH NO 50K PEOPLE DIED AND 1 MILLION INFECTED!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD LETS SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY!

Dumb fucks, i wont take this shit seriously until it reaches 1 billion infections and 100 million deaths.

>first country to get hit hard with cases outside of china
>go full autism asian mode
>not even 10k cases now

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
KOREANS MASTERACE AND NEW RULERS OF THE WORLD
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020

COVID working overtime for the Grim Reaper

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Sauce?

Press F

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Based /ourgirl/

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I hope one of the 100 million deaths is you, you fucking nigger, for taking human life lightly.

No one cares.

How to cut my own hair? I’ve got rouge hairs going over my ears n shieet and it feels uncomfortable.

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>What is being called Coronavirus or COVID-19 is a “novel coronavirus.” Every year during flu season, 7-15% of flu infections are from a novel coronavirus. Even if this were to turn out with a high death toll, it would still just be a bad flu season. However, at time of writing there are 25,000 people in America dead of non-corona flu viruses, and just over 5,000 deaths from corona flu. So we are on track for this to be a normal flu season.

>In 2018, 80,000 people died of the flu. The hospitals were much more pressured than they are today, going so far as to put up tents to treat people in parking lots.

>The mortality rate statistics they are reporting in the media are being calculated completely differently than the flu is calculated and then compared with the flu mortality rate. Whereas the normal way to report the flu is to estimate the total number of infected and then calculate an estimated mortality rate based on the estimate of the number of those infected, with Coronavirus, they are reporting a mortality rate that is the percentage of deaths from those who test positive.

>In Italy, doctors reported that over 99% of those who have died have had preexisting conditions. They were also counting anyone who tested positive for the virus after death as having died of Coronavirus, even though it is certain that some of these people, particularly the old people (the average age of the deaths was 79.5-years-old), went to the hospital for some other reason and got infected with the virus at the hospital. Italy admits that this is the way they were keeping statistics – everyone who died and tested positive was a Coronavirus death.

Even if you are unaware of the way they are abusing statistics, it is still totally remarkable to get worked up about this. Even by these ultra-inflated numbers the media is presenting, if you are under the age of fifty, you have less than a half of one percent chance of dying.

Just a flu bro.

1 million boys! Corona-chan is doing Gods work!

Gahool?

They are going to be fucked. rip and F

Hab gif niggys, sadly can't find the earlier ones

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OH SHIT LOOK FRENCH NUMBERS
WE BEAT THE RECORD!

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What do you think about this goys?

archive.is/Db29J

thhankksssss broooo *unzips dick*

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ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

The governor said that on tv, but you can go on the site and see how many icu beds are in use versus how many are left, by region of the state.

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>a Minnesota man was arrested after coughing on store employees and then blaming the outbreak on minorities
Minnesotabros.....

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Going from flat to titcow in the very first update was such a fucking waste of potential.

1 MILLION INFECTED AND COUNTING!

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>Duterte ordered to kill those who violate quarantine
Fucking bases

Why would you think anyone would give a shit about your receding hairline and basic bitch haircut. Are you learning disabled?

based*

yes

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It's not happening.
I thought Yas Forums was smart.

Shame about the man face

I love this happening so much

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FRANCE EVENING UPDATE
FRANCE EVENING UPDATE
FRANCE EVENING UPDATE

WTF

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the fuck?

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why does nobody talk about chinas obviously faked numbers?

compare italys and US graphs against china, even a child would call bullshit on that

why does nobody speak up on this?

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Someone please post 1,000,000 Corona chan pls, I slept through it

Homeless WA user here, AMA? let's go reddit
Hope you niggers bought a mask in February

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So based on the California Governor's press conference, there's 60,000 US test in Cali that have yet to be processed. How many places are also dealing with extreme backlogs?

>1,005,778 infected
>51,633 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Fucking hell, what happened today to make it jump so much?

Backlog of deaths at nursing homes.

>China
>6 deaths

They obviously hiding the numbers or the user who posted that china made two versions of the virus was right.

TL:DR of the image: S strain is the vaccine, L strain is the non crippled version.

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ITS NOT A TYPO BTW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF

G-guys?
I live right at the border

This is the lowest IQ board on Yas Forums and if you haven't figured that out then you belong here

LMAO, bye Francebros.

Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland

He is missing the 30k and 50k ones. They make it a lot smoother

Holy shit.

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France wants to beat 'merica record? Heh. Nice try. You haven't even seen our final form

Why do niggerfaggots like this one treat loss of life as a fucking competition?

>5K+ DEATHS
5K+ DEATHS
>5K+ DEATHS

whitehouse.gov/live/

30 bings

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-01/china-concealed-extent-of-virus-outbreak-u-s-intelligence-says

US Intelligence finally caught on.

800+ that died in a retirement home tested positive, just decided to add it to today's total since this was just found out.

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>"but trump didn't fire the pandemic response team, that's a lie, it's not true!"
Video evidence that he did do it, that he's happy that he did it. Trumpcucks in full damage control.
twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1243968132152274945

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People are talking about it but everyone is too busy with their own countries burning down.

Still locked down or everyone is dead. Either way the chinks are lying

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>Couple got coronavirus on their first date
>have been quarantined together ever since
Lol. I hope they get married.

MAJOR BRAZILIAN UPDATE
>7,910 cases
>299 deaths
Also
>299 deaths waiting for Covid-19 confirmation as of April 1st in São Paulo state only.
g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2020/04/01/sp-tem-201-mortes-aguardando-resultado-de-exame-de-coronavirus-parte-vai-dar-positivo-diz-secretario.ghtml
>16k Covid-19 tests waiting for being analized - agian, in São Paulo state only
noticias.r7.com/saude/com-16-mil-testes-de-covid-19-na-fila-sp-tera-mutirao-de-analise-02042020

>this kills the french

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Well, *sweats profusely*, obviously, *stammers* France has an err err older population, and *files through papers* It's the Wine! The Wine can make coronavirus worse, Nothing burger confirmed

UK will start doing the same with its statistics soon apperantely. Counting those that died outside a hospital

Chinese numbers look faker and faker each day.

BLACK DEATH CHAN WHEN?

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Nice work user.

How are you cooking your food, over campfire? And how are the police not bothering you?

Hugged!

Now we include the numbers of people dying in retirement home

Old numbers were people dying only in hospital :^)

>tfw reaching Italian/Spanish levels

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>i came to a virus
have I reached peak coomer?

sorry. meant to reply to

What just happened in France? did it mutate?

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Where’s the pasta sauce?

Hang yourself leaf

Many countries already aren't or are starting to doubt China. Everyone believed the chink numbers and thought that this couldn't get any worse in their country.
Almost everyone were mistaken and fooled by it.

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Thanks

REMDESIVIR FOR EVERYBODY.
This has the only proven efficacy in the World at the moment you neets have to do everything to push Gilead to release it for every laboratory in the World. It will hurt my stock position but fuck it, this Works and everybody needs it right now!

They are now counting deaths that happened outside a hospital. The UK will start doing the same soon or in a few days

ISRAEL IS GUILTY
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We all know he did. It's factual information. I think the biggest thing is where do we go now. Trump will never admit he was wrong neither will his cult. We need to actively address this situation. I dont care if they pin the blame on Obama or Hillary if it meant we finally stopped fucking around.

He's really earning those diarrhea checks.

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The French are leapfrogging to top.

genderqueer otherkin btfo

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They added 800+ deaths from nursing homes, they didn't all die today. Basically every country is only logging deaths in hospitals, but there are many more unrecorded domestic deaths and at nursing homes, which are hard to test and count right now.

Au revoir, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys

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So the frogs are fucked too?

>wan million

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>University of Pittsburgh
>Professor Gambrotto
Still waiting on his SARS vaccine.

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First time in a /cvg/? Or just fishing for (you)s?

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Underrated

Roasted garlic Alfredo :)

Thats right, halp I know theres an imgur of corona-chans would an user kindly assist me I retardedly deleted the pics

Chinks did the same with SARS and nobody cared

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When?

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I want to cum to Corona-chan to reach peak coomer but am straight grill. What do?

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I am going to keep a count of all the vaccines, cures and treatments that have been announced... tomorrow

>February
huh?

he likes the attention
he will do whatever it takes to get it

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+1,355 deaths
wtf FRANCE

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Short hair like your is easy to cut. I accidentally went after fucking up my hair while cutting it(I have long hair and its easy to fuck up).

Read the replies to some of his tweets, I can't tell if they're bot accounts or other actual retards. It's crazy how easy it is for these echo chamber hot spots to form on Twitter where you have congregations of simpletons who all think they're smart and in-the-know because they're exclusively seeing content from other like-minded simpletons who never disagree with them. It's honestly fascinating

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Excellent thanks

it is Still due to restrictions, many more have died but not millions….

kek
130+ IQ here
> also I know this is a joke
> is it?
> or maybe not?

went bald*

Read from bottom to top, it gets spookier as you get to the present day

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did this to at least visualize how fast it's growing and how consistent it has been with its growth

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From now on they count deaths that happen outside hospitals as well

Show dog on string

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based billy living rent free and dabbing all over happening retards

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HAPPENING OVER...FUCK OFF FAGS

pittwire.pitt.edu/news/covid-19-vaccine-candidate-shows-promise-first-peer-reviewed-research

Police (not Seattle) don't know or are preoccupied with chink aids damage control, I use a butane stove from Walmart. Fire too risky because IMO others may be coming innawoods soon if bat breath virus worsens

I saw estimates of 40000-60000. Seems about right

We've been talking about it for awhile lol

I want to hug her, she's adorable, but I do want to fuck Coronachan, she's so thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck

Thx bro.

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When I've been in Italy in '17 I noted a lot of Ecuadorian immigrants there.

How the fuck are you alive?

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Imagine thinking China were honest about their Corona cases. .

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>#2863
The thread creation rate is dropping faster than the interest for this invisible meat. Corona Chan btfo, try again in some years

>+705 deaths in US
ok, u have convinced me. this faggot virus is not gonna do much damage. im waiting for the great depression 2.0 boogaloo instead

stop moralfagging brainlet

REMINDER THAT BILL IS ON UNIRONIC TERRORIST WATCH FOR THREATENING FAUCI LOL

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GET BCG VACCINE NOW IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

My family personally knows the lady in this article, was a very bubbly social person which is exactly the type this virus would find quickly.

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mmm bros??

Very nice.

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Who the fuck is bill Mitchell and why is it all i see are tweets from this guy

btw germany is going to get rekt once the system is under extreme stress (which will happen)
those engineers and doctors you've been harboring will wait for that and use it very well

Artist said he will make more

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IT'S JUST THE FLU VIADO

is this the return of midwest farm qt? post your pics again

I heard that they had several deaths from previous days they were waiting to confirm

Here's current state of SARS vaccines

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based

>Corona over 5000 deaths per day

It's finally at a comfy speed. Fuck off.

Because we all want diarrhea check. And he is the literal physical manifestation of peak boomer, a life form thought to be impossible

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What happens if she hits 2b? The boobs will be bigger than her or they reset to flat but she becomes taller (like 2.5meters)?

is hilarious to me how japan is never in this type of list
you weebs are in a surprise the next weeks

10 social credit points have been deducted from your account.

They added a load of deaths from outside hospital, care homes and whatnot.

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Normies actually think wearing a mask is only necessary if you're sick. We're so fucking fucked.

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He is FBI most wanted for threatening Dr. Fauci.

He 100% got visited by the PartyVan right?

Some schizo nobody that lives rent free in the heads of /cvg/ autists.

/r/ing the 1M one

youtu.be/dWNvlyycWzQ

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Glad to see you still shitposting, Gary. You never disappoint

youtube.com/watch?v=J2hI3-KvYZY
UP UP AND AWAY IN MY BEAUTIFUL MY BEAUTIFUL BALOON

They actually found a more severe genome in some people in France. Hong Kong too IIRC.

Hopefully those ones die out.

>CTRL-F
>covid-19
>179 hits

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>based billy living rent free
Another fool confusing a tenant with a circus sideshow locked in a cage out in the garden

Mass production of that drug will bankrupt everybody trying to get it.

Because China bought everyone that could, c'mon user, it's simply money and some useful idiots.

I'm midwestern but not that other user.

French user is this real? You weren't close to these numbers

archive.is/Gu0h4

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rip popo

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How long has it been stuck at one million? five ten seconds? this is such a nothing burger.

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>He 100% got visited by the PartyVan right?
Yes. That's why he's seething more than usual

Based zoomers

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PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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tits or gtfo

Shaolin shakes

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F For Ecuador

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Oh jesus kekking christ

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WHAT HAVE YOU PASTA NIGGERS DONE? THE GODHAND WILL NOW ARISE FROM THE DEPTHS!

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>Press F
stolen from previous bread.

twitter.com/EduX2019/status/1245101079102205955
twitter.com/javieradrianzen/status/1244723454814937088
twitter.com/Noticias_crc/status/1244639119256571904
twitter.com/carlopezortiz/status/1245296767853367302
twitter.com/LaRazon_Bolivia/status/1245060317077483520
twitter.com/alexmielesv/status/1244351455785517064
twitter.com/MundosOcultosNF/status/1244261904031326208
twitter.com/PateticosC/status/1244587214539022336
twitter.com/aprachile/status/1245303860354338816
twitter.com/TPU19J/status/1244963971901403136
twitter.com/MarcoTrovatoV/status/1245401867980505094
twitter.com/hashtag/CoronavirusEcuador?src=hashtag_click

what the fuck when did we surpass 5000 new deaths?

Google NEET, puto

It includes 830 or so deceased patients in elderly homes not counted before

>france 1355 new deaths

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POPE IS INFECTED, I REPEAT POPE IS INFECTED

This was her peak body/form imo

And the shit skin

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It's our third world monkeyland cup, why invite a major asian power?

No only retirement home
People dying at home are not even added

PLEASE BE REAL

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Also Iran

Not a lot of people,normie or otherwise will know what shaolin is

Grim got lazy, he needed help

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How is that possible if there are already 6 million Jews who died from corona?

What's what our rabbi told us.

just drink onions milk and eat onions based products

>holding people accountable doesn't matter
>letting people off the hook and letting them lie for who's to blame for the miserable response is okay

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Bill Fuckhead needs to take his meds.

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>Lower CO2
>Disrupted supply chains of Coca Cola, Nestle and McDonalds
>Condom supply running out
>HRT pills running out
CORONA CHAN IS BASED BASED BASED

Chinese researchers isolated deadly bat coronaviruses near Wuhan animal market

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H1N1 (from Wikipedia):
>Estimated infected: 700 million to 1.4 billion
>Confirmed infected: 1,632,258
>WHO confirmed dead: 18,036

Corona virus:
>Confirmed infected at this point in time: 1,005,778
>Confirmed dead at this point in time: 51,633

While I am not certain that these statistics use similar measuring methods (for instance, is "WHO confirmed dead" for H1N1 measured in a similar way to confirmed dead for Corona virus?), it still makes me go "hmmmmm...". Especially given that Corona does not seem to be done at all, looking at its continued exponential growth of about 10% extra confirmed infected and dead per day the last many days.

Is Mitchell trolling everyone? Or is he paid for this? Or some other interest? Or just committed all the way?

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He's already on an FBI watchlist kek

Agree

>soon to join the other 51%
kek

Today will be the first time there's +5,000.

>The death of one is a tragedy, the death of millions a statistic
~some random slavnigger associating himself with steel, grey suits and the colour red.

washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/china-researchers-isolated-bat-coronaviruses-near-/

I remember someone was working on this. Where do I see them all?

I give this general till end of April.
It will peak in the mid 3000s

+16%
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I think we've flattened our curve /herd/bros. Soon we'll be at +0%.

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And in other news:
The sun rose this morning

next official updated would be bigger thighs that make her pantyhose finally dissappear, right?

Classic Gary. What a man.

Oof, it wil be really messy then, same everywhere desu.

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Are Georgians even slavs?

Yet another /cvg/ prediction coming true. I would like to know the age of the victims. Probably a lot younger than Euroland.

Imagine yourself as corona-chan it worked for me

We're at 5400 already

how long before we start getting big German death numbers?
they can't hide forever

Percentages decrease as the number gets bigger user. For example, from 2 to 4 its a 200% increase

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Next update will be bigger baby bump.

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ok tranny

HOLY FUCK France, those daily deaths.

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Neat! Now ya’ll just need to hold it like that for 6 months.

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Not too long

sim
so the ita and us rate is prob way higher in the thousand.

the average iq will rise massively when you just leave

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Holy guacamole somebody report this man to the based department!!!

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streamable.com/fugn80
Let the bodies hit the floor

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I don't know why, but even though our case load looks high there are very few deaths. Maybe it's plague immunity.

Everything in our little town is pretty much as usual.

what a percentage is a percentage

How many days has it been stuck at 1 million? 4? 5?

>p-please don't wear masks, they don't help!
>wait, you need to start wearing masks now!
What a shitshow. Millions are going to die. Bodies will be piling on the streets.

lol no one has masks, and they aren't even available in stores.

More like smooth cocoa butter, yum

No they are churkas.

This whole thing has been a debacle.

Both South Korea and Taiwan have done a fairly good job of trying to contain the outbreak, without having to resort to Best Korea methods

Obese people can actually get pretty old and just slowly get health problems over time. This virus is making chronic conditions a week-long death sentence.

I remember a post previously that explained it pretty well:
>get heart condition
>get told you'll live comfortably for 15 years
>get corona and die in 3 weeks

Not so sure

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The ones that survive wave one will wear a mask for the second wave

>obesity is the worst comorbid condition when getting infect
>fat on lungs makes it impossible to breathe

half of america will die

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>OPTICS

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>fed gov

The WHO was the first organization saying they didn’t help. Not a trump fag but I hope journalists start licking doorknobs.

>wear masks
>oh oops wait they are all sold out and there's a shortage and due to disruption of logistic lines we can't supply more

OH NO NO NO ON NO NO NO

not on exponential curve tho, mickey

just a reminder that vaccine is only a few months away!!

pittwire.pitt.edu/news/covid-19-vaccine-candidate-shows-promise-first-peer-reviewed-research

Sold!
To the gentleman in the cowboy hat

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>competing for chink masks that don't work

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It sounds like they are from other days but were only just confirmed today

Dollar Dollar bill y'all