/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2863

► Detected: 1,005,778 (+70,582) ► Died: 51,633 (+4,441) ► (Reset: -06:08:44)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,649 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb

Israel forces everyone to wear masks in public
archive.is/eV49g

Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

>RESEARCH
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

28 year old doctor dies in Spain, no previous conditions
archive.is/7VOw4

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

>REMINDER
Record 3.28 million apply for unemployment in the US
archive.is/TnQk8

"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
19:49: 267 new cases and 27 new deaths in Connecticut.
19:46: 715 new cases and 16 new deaths in Illinois.
19:34: 180 new cases and 7 new deaths in Wisconsin.
19:33: 236 new cases in Missouri.
19:32: 162 new cases and 7 new deaths in Tennessee.
19:25: 1,457 new cases and 80 new deaths in Michigan.

>SOURCES
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020
archive.is/Db29J
ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/
whitehouse.gov/live/
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-01/china-concealed-extent-of-virus-outbreak-u-s-intelligence-says
twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1243968132152274945
g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2020/04/01/sp-tem-201-mortes-aguardando-resultado-de-exame-de-coronavirus-parte-vai-dar-positivo-diz-secretario.ghtml
noticias.r7.com/saude/com-16-mil-testes-de-covid-19-na-fila-sp-tera-mutirao-de-analise-02042020
pittwire.pitt.edu/news/covid-19-vaccine-candidate-shows-promise-first-peer-reviewed-research
youtu.be/dWNvlyycWzQ
youtube.com/watch?v=J2hI3-KvYZY
archive.is/Gu0h4
twitter.com/EduX2019/status/1245101079102205955
twitter.com/javieradrianzen/status/1244723454814937088
twitter.com/Noticias_crc/status/1244639119256571904
twitter.com/carlopezortiz/status/1245296767853367302
twitter.com/LaRazon_Bolivia/status/1245060317077483520
twitter.com/alexmielesv/status/1244351455785517064
twitter.com/MundosOcultosNF/status/1244261904031326208
twitter.com/PateticosC/status/1244587214539022336
twitter.com/aprachile/status/1245303860354338816
twitter.com/TPU19J/status/1244963971901403136
twitter.com/MarcoTrovatoV/status/1245401867980505094
twitter.com/hashtag/CoronavirusEcuador?src=hashtag_click
washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/china-researchers-isolated-bat-coronaviruses-near-/
streamable.com/fugn80
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

most boring happening ever

Too early

Want to survive?
Be healthy.
That simple.

>Dead: 52,289
lol, still only 52,289.
How many days has it been stuck at 52,289? Four days? Five days?

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Thanks Argie-user! Now that the April FOOLEs Infection is over, and MEGA-Infection has taken place, Perhaps now the Newfags and redditards have figured out to sage anything after 1nd reply in CVGs so you won't have to crank 'em out so fucking quick!
And a big THANKS to evryone who's been digging on this from the very beginning, without which many of us would've been caught unawares.
Yas Forums, The ONLY reliable news source.(mostly...)

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>Dead: 51,578
lol, still only 51,578.
How many days has it been stuck at 51,578? Five days? Six days?

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Not being a nothing burger, but it seems unlikely for the daily worldwide deaths to get a lot higher than 5000 no?

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>government finds out your immune
>boom
>crash
>bang
>they break in and blackbag you
>They run a battery of tests and your blood contains the right stuff but your semen is the most potent
>needs to be milked for the foreseeable future
>They know your tastes
>yes they will even make them dress up as corona/ebola chan
>lets you pick out as many as you want to help in this venture
>pretty soon they can't control corona
>you must impregnate as many as you can
do you fight them or accept your fate as a machine?

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