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My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.
I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.
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Wales is getting fuck all in PPE and what we do have is being recalled because of the dumb fucking apes in England spreading it to eachother.
Camden Nguyen
I'm gonna fucking say it lads...
The NHS isn't that great and needs improvement.
Jason Evans
The only disappointing thing about this whole rebirth-of-local-communities thing is that so many places are wogged beyond redemption now.
It must have been so great to return to Britain after WW2 and having that feeling of togetherness etc around people who shared your genetic and cultural heritage. Clapping in a street half wogged just feels different, and worse.
Jaxson Nguyen
WTF BROS I WENT OUT TO CLAP FOR ARE NHS AND I GOT FINED WTF???? IS THIS LEGAL????
How the fuck are we already on over 500 deaths a day. Either we weren't actually 2 weeks behind Italy or we're giving people the wrong drugs. Also does anyone have a source for average age of death in the UK?
Ayden Carter
wtf are you on about, all hospitals are getting it you shit lord sheep shagger
Joshua Carter
I have never met any t b h
What are they like?
Asher Williams
>fireworks hahahahahahahahahaha
Charles Cook
I'm so proud of how brown our country is becoming lads. Really inspires me to pitch in and help.
Early places like Italy that got it had it contained in a small location for a while.
Later places that got it had the infection appear at lots of places at once so the growth is much faster.
Blake Cruz
That new hospital they've knocked up in London named after a WOMAN
Robert Gray
Nooo you can't mention experts who disagree with the prevailing narrative Noo peter that means that you are a bad stupid silly man Nooo stop being unhelpful by making people have reasonable doubt about the forcefed propaganda messages coming from the WHO and the government
>metal is black because it incorporated elements of blues yeah and a Luger is Chinese because it requires gunpowder
Aaron Bell
each reinfection is always worse than the last one. you experience more and more organ/nerve/brain damage each time and the virus uses your immune system against you each time.
Is it worth applying for Universal credit if I'm a NEET who hates interacting with people? I have a diagnosis of depression and anxiety from my GP, but, from what I gather that won't help for shit with them.
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>Druids are You ok? > Blairites Can I have some of whatever you smoke?
You should, KYS unironically, don't believe NHS, BoJo or Shlomos will be able to help you anymore
Nathan Rivera
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Luke Bailey
pushing NHS worship is essentially pushing the diversity agenda and how fabulous multiculturalism is. expect lashings of propaganda flooding the media about how diversity is the strength of the NHS and has saved lives of useless white people who can barely feed themselves without noble brownfolk who come here to save us from ourselves and all we can do is be racists, shame on us etc
I'm a member of the Tory party and there are a lot of rumours that we will have to have an election after the crisis because we'll need a new manifesto to deal with the aftermath. So probably another election next spring. None of the spending promises etc can be kept when we're about to enter a great depression due to these lockdowns.
Andrew Morgan
the nhs and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Lucas Brown
Opinion manipulation, via fake media outlets >Very kosher move Goldenshtein
Xavier Bailey
Different countries have different mortality rates for the flu/cold. It varies every year, depending massively on the country's demographics as well as its economic situation and infrastructure. And yet health officials don't really mention this? They're all assuming each country will have the same response. Makes literally no sense.
Matthew Perry
I’d say he’s a bigger spastic for pretending to care about his friend now he might have caught it, when he listed other reasons to reach out and tell him to sort himself out.
The guy is an utter arse but he had right of way (he was on his side of the road and had no easy avenue to pull over judging by how far back the car behind him is) . The coach driver was a fucking moron.
Aiden Davis
Can you stop spamming druids, braps, clapping, and /cvg/ predicted this. Thanks bros.