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>DUP councillor: Same sex marriage and abortion to blame for coronavirus
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/dup-councillor-same-sex-marriage-and-abortion-to-blame-for-coronavirus/02/04/?

>RFA Argus sails for the Caribbean today ready to provide medical support if needed
savetheroyalnavy.org/rfa-argus-sails-for-the-caribbean-ready-to-provide-medical-support-if-needed/

>Loan and credit card payments to be frozen for three months in UK
theguardian.com/money/2020/apr/02/loan-credit-card-payments-frozen-uk-financial-regulator-coronavirus

>WHO says clean your room
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-get-up-for-three-minutes-an-hour-and-do-chores-who-says-in-new-lockdown-advice-11967440

>Comedian Eddie Large dies, agent confirms
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52136768

>Coronavirus: Almost half of NHS Scotland staff absences Covid-19 related
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52133634?

>SALUTE THEM NHS tribute planned for tonight ‘should honour bin men and supermarket workers too’
thesun.co.uk/news/11308916/second-clap-nhs-honour-bin-men-supermarket-workers/

>UK refuses EU request for Belfast office
rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0401/1127912-eu-belfast/

>Wheelie bin fire at Eastwood
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-fire-at-eastwood_35635.htm

>Bin lorry catches fire after hot ashes left in rubbish
msn.com/en-gb/news/world/bin-lorry-catches-fire-after-hot-ashes-left-in-rubbish/ar-BB122gfB

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fist

Was he right lads?

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Peter Hitchens

DID YOU CLAP FOR RNHS

I FUCKING DIDN'T

I state for the record I would never do anything against our government, armed forces, police or private forces hired by said organizations.

My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.

I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.

My IP is my digital Signature and everything I have stated here is true and may be used as evidence with my total and unwavering consent.

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Nice one edge lord

Are nhs

I'm still clapping.

Will Lee die from corona?

kek

Wales is getting fuck all in PPE and what we do have is being recalled because of the dumb fucking apes in England spreading it to eachother.

I'm gonna fucking say it lads...


The NHS isn't that great and needs improvement.

The only disappointing thing about this whole rebirth-of-local-communities thing is that so many places are wogged beyond redemption now.

It must have been so great to return to Britain after WW2 and having that feeling of togetherness etc around people who shared your genetic and cultural heritage. Clapping in a street half wogged just feels different, and worse.

WTF BROS I WENT OUT TO CLAP FOR ARE NHS AND I GOT FINED WTF???? IS THIS LEGAL????

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>Peter Hitchens
This austistic chad literally cucked the woman above him from speaking at all
youtu.be/p4xsk-SMA_8

Piers was SEETHING

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#ClapForNoHead

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nth for DRUIDS T B H

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You’re a cringy cunt lad

state of that screen

reported for crimes against are ennaychess

Shut up sheep shagger, you are second class goyim to be concerned about

Is that Moloch?

yes i listen to metal, how could you tell?

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lol what would be the mecca of r nhs

I miss Brexit

Inshallah

How the fuck are we already on over 500 deaths a day. Either we weren't actually 2 weeks behind Italy or we're giving people the wrong drugs. Also does anyone have a source for average age of death in the UK?

wtf are you on about, all hospitals are getting it you shit lord sheep shagger

I have never met any t b h

What are they like?

>fireworks
hahahahahahahahahaha

I'm so proud of how brown our country is becoming lads. Really inspires me to pitch in and help.

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Lads was thinking of going bupa, but first i need to know: is it true their nurses give happy endings?

2 weeeks, jeez lads thats optamistic, we're one week at best

Based, take the looting pill

I've only needed one for the old in-n-out. Blowjob, footjob, handjob all without.

Guys Hospital

This. It needs less admin, less diversity managers, less diversity full stop.

the ravens never left the tower user

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you might want to check, all the private care has been drafted into the nhs

>Lads was thinking of going bupa
BURN THIS FUCKING HEATHEN

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Early places like Italy that got it had it contained in a small location for a while.

Later places that got it had the infection appear at lots of places at once so the growth is much faster.

That new hospital they've knocked up in London named after a WOMAN

Nooo you can't mention experts who disagree with the prevailing narrative
Noo peter that means that you are a bad stupid silly man
Nooo stop being unhelpful by making people have reasonable doubt about the forcefed propaganda messages coming from the WHO and the government

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Thieving drug addict scum, mostly.

Yeah it never made sense to me. Certainly there was no way London was behind Italy. In fact it might be ahead

That would be a piss easy way to con spastics 2bh

if someone calls CORONA 'covid', how likely is it that they take large penises up their arse on a daily basis?

o b s e r v e d

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THAT'S MR HITCHENS TO YOU

he was on another podcast twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1245761361998733312

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Threadly Reminder /cgv/ predicted this

Mr Hitchens from the daily mail

youtube.com/watch?v=3-PhZ8PVj5U

me too

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Just hate pakis to be honest.

Rabbi Comrade Hitchens from Tel Aviv

Druidic AF t b h lad

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oops */cvg/ predicted this

Druids are Blairites

>best m8 texts me saying he's showing symptoms
>heavy smoker and overall poor health but not obese

I've told him not to worry but to go get tested, don't want to lose my bro

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>metal is black because it incorporated elements of blues
yeah and a Luger is Chinese because it requires gunpowder

each reinfection is always worse than the last one. you experience more and more organ/nerve/brain damage each time and the virus uses your immune system against you each time.

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Who gave the clap to a nurse today?

Is it worth applying for Universal credit if I'm a NEET who hates interacting with people?
I have a diagnosis of depression and anxiety from my GP, but, from what I gather that won't help for shit with them.

/cvg/ predicted druids?

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n1
youtu.be/c2iYeFq7xFM

>oi mate we're saving lawieves we're just as important as r en h es pay attention to us

THE MAIL ON SUNDAY

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Take your meds schizo

I think I'm in love with Fiona Bruce

Wait, do British women actually belch publicly

FUCK YOU
TAKE THAT BACK IMMEDIATELY ELSE ILL COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND BUILD A HENGE IN YOUR GARDEN THEN SACRIFICE YOU ON IT YOU CUNT

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A hot wet curry fart next my dear?

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>Labour

OH no NO NO NO NO NO

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 54% (+7)
LAB: 28% (-4)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
GRN: 3% (-1)

via
@OpiniumResearch
, 26 - 28 Mar
Chgs. w/ 14 Feb

Scotland voting intention:

SNP: 38%
CON: 36%
LAB: 17%
LDEM: 3%

via
@OpiniumResearch
, 26 - 28 Mar
Chgs. w/ 14 Feb

twitter.com/britainelects/status/1244576965010640898

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>go get tested,
Where, down the local testing shop ya dunce?

Fuck this quarantine I haven't eaten ass in like 2 weeks

it's their equivalent of what mutt women do which is to shart publicly

Don’t we all pal

mustard coloured VW

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>Druids are
You ok?
> Blairites
Can I have some of whatever you smoke?

You should, KYS unironically, don't believe NHS, BoJo or Shlomos will be able to help you anymore

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pushing NHS worship is essentially pushing the diversity agenda and how fabulous multiculturalism is. expect lashings of propaganda flooding the media about how diversity is the strength of the NHS and has saved lives of useless white people who can barely feed themselves without noble brownfolk who come here to save us from ourselves and all we can do is be racists, shame on us etc

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come on lads!
youtube.com/watch?v=6_jIMB7Y6n8

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Why does thia matter when the next election wont be for 4 mor years?

ring your mum up

the blues must be spanish because they use a guitar

ey up lads just ate a pepperami and straight back on the desperados cans

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I'm a member of the Tory party and there are a lot of rumours that we will have to have an election after the crisis because we'll need a new manifesto to deal with the aftermath. So probably another election next spring. None of the spending promises etc can be kept when we're about to enter a great depression due to these lockdowns.

the nhs and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Opinion manipulation, via fake media outlets
>Very kosher move Goldenshtein

Different countries have different mortality rates for the flu/cold. It varies every year, depending massively on the country's demographics as well as its economic situation and infrastructure.
And yet health officials don't really mention this? They're all assuming each country will have the same response. Makes literally no sense.

I’d say he’s a bigger spastic for pretending to care about his friend now he might have caught it, when he listed other reasons to reach out and tell him to sort himself out.

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vile

willy bum

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The guy is an utter arse but he had right of way (he was on his side of the road and had no easy avenue to pull over judging by how far back the car behind him is) . The coach driver was a fucking moron.

Can you stop spamming druids, braps, clapping, and /cvg/ predicted this. Thanks bros.

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>1 million infected long before the peak of the first wave
the second wave is going to be massive.

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The NHS has literally killed and finished off the Pub industry Ted.

um okay racist
we're all just pink inside
#InThisTogether

they won't waste a precious test on some filthy white smoking working class scum, user

Yes.

>news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-drive-through-test-site-opens-in-wolverhampton-11955228

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