AUS/POL/ - TUESDAY EDITION #3

nice picture :DD

yeah nah its been doing that since yesterday at least. rest assured you shall recieve your corona bux.
>copy and pasted from the old thread
>They’ve split it into 17 different waves that will be sent out over the next couple weeks.
After that, the additional 500 Scomobucks a fortnight will be added to your regular payments.
They are simply allocating additional funding into the system, as well as the ability to make substantially more payments than they have ever done in Centrelink’s history.
The payments are sent out, wave by wave, at midnight.
If you wake up and it’s not there at 6 am in the morning, don’t bother checking again for the rest of the day, just to check at 6 am the next day

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checked and wrecked

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hey lads, coronabux has been cancelled!

haha april fools

Remember them doing this to you in the coming months, when the civil unrest starts ...

Bankers will be hanging from the streetlamps in coming months.

tell them you're on centrelink, they'll waive the fees

>on the quiet
lolwhat they literally told everyone that they were given AR15s

>WA Police to be armed with semi-automatic AR-15 rifles by spring
perthnow.com.au/news/wa/wa-police-to-be-armed-with-semi-automatic-ar-15-rifles-by-spring-ng-b88887365z

>Victorian police to be armed with AR-15s
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7808123/Police-officers-armed-AR-15-assault-rifles.html

kek ...

> april fools we burnt down your cities when you didn't pay up coronabux

its all part of the jewish trick

>have a 10 dollar direct debit come out and fail
>bank puts your account into negative 10 dollars
>bank then rejects direct debit
>bank charges you 40 dollar fee for going negative 10 dollars
>now bank account negative 50

Just remember you fucking Australian kangaroo riding cunts

We love you, be safe

>lolwhat they literally told everyone that they were given AR15s
yes yes, but its not like they told the boomers ... you have to yell it for boomers to realise