AUS/POL/ - TUESDAY EDITION #3

Good afternoon gents,
>6 Baggage handlers test positive, advice is to "wipe down your bags"
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/coronavirus-live-updates-covid-19-australia-restrictions/12104716

>Billionaire landlord stands firm on rents
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/coronavirus-queensland-business-landlords-small-business-rents/12101808

>Virgin Australia seeks $1.4 billion coronavirus bailout, Qantas says if that happens, it wants $4.2 billion
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/virgin-seeks-coronavirus-bailout-qantas-warns-against-payouts/12105654

>Civil liberties concerns over Australian police powers to issue fines for coronavirus rule breaches
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/31/civil-liberties-concerns-over-australian-police-powers-to-issue-fines-for-coronavirus-rule-breaches

>Coronavirus cannot be kept away by face masks, says WHO (Stop wearing face masks, they dont work, doctors need them.)
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-cannot-be-kept-away-by-face-masks-says-who--c-901591

>UN warns of potential global food shortage
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-could-result-in-breakdown-of-global-food-supply-chains-un-warns-c-900380

>Stock market swings to heavy losses after strong morning trade. Down 2%.
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-outbreak-asx-200-swings-to-heavy-losses-after-bright-morning-for-australia-traders/ed998e26-99f5-4855-a3c6-5c47e986e412

>Electronic tracking, 10 years in jail under tough WA plan to tackle COVID-19 crimes
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/wa-coronavirus-crime-plan-for-jail-terms-and-electronic-tracking/12104286

>Victoria bans guns after permit applications more than double amid COVID-19 pandemic
9news.com.au/national/victoria-bans-guns-firearms-during-coronavirus-pandemic/c79be725-280d-4173-b761-e364d4544433

Keep it civil lads
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I'm moving to Australia.

Praise him

full

ok

where is my 750

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Have any of you cunts get word of the $750 payment yet?

Based latvian poster. Hurry up and get over here mate i'll shout you a VB or 3.

truck of peace when?

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>Centrelink online accounts are currently unavailable
right as we hit midnight
it's happening lads

Cancelled. All bonus neet money is cancelled.

Cancelled.

give it two weeks and suburbs will in flames

it was the jews wasn't it

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food riots when? (my guess is the police have been given AR15s on the quiet for just such a happening)

been like that all day, useless fucks

Nah you just didn't want it enough the government cancelled it.

Love that video.

>lose work, no money added to account for too long
>get charged $5 account service fee
banks doing their part I see

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nice picture :DD

yeah nah its been doing that since yesterday at least. rest assured you shall recieve your corona bux.
>copy and pasted from the old thread
>They’ve split it into 17 different waves that will be sent out over the next couple weeks.
After that, the additional 500 Scomobucks a fortnight will be added to your regular payments.
They are simply allocating additional funding into the system, as well as the ability to make substantially more payments than they have ever done in Centrelink’s history.
The payments are sent out, wave by wave, at midnight.
If you wake up and it’s not there at 6 am in the morning, don’t bother checking again for the rest of the day, just to check at 6 am the next day

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checked and wrecked

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hey lads, coronabux has been cancelled!

haha april fools

Remember them doing this to you in the coming months, when the civil unrest starts ...

Bankers will be hanging from the streetlamps in coming months.

tell them you're on centrelink, they'll waive the fees

>on the quiet
lolwhat they literally told everyone that they were given AR15s

>WA Police to be armed with semi-automatic AR-15 rifles by spring
perthnow.com.au/news/wa/wa-police-to-be-armed-with-semi-automatic-ar-15-rifles-by-spring-ng-b88887365z

>Victorian police to be armed with AR-15s
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7808123/Police-officers-armed-AR-15-assault-rifles.html

kek ...

> april fools we burnt down your cities when you didn't pay up coronabux

its all part of the jewish trick

>have a 10 dollar direct debit come out and fail
>bank puts your account into negative 10 dollars
>bank then rejects direct debit
>bank charges you 40 dollar fee for going negative 10 dollars
>now bank account negative 50

Just remember you fucking Australian kangaroo riding cunts

We love you, be safe

>lolwhat they literally told everyone that they were given AR15s
yes yes, but its not like they told the boomers ... you have to yell it for boomers to realise

MMmmMmm SNIIIIIFFFF

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piss off cunt

big kiss burger bro
also fuck off cunt

cheers mate.

don't worry, the jews here will be swinging from the yard arm by years end

>digusting fat rolls
>disgustingly monster sized ass
>g banga

cmon now, who would take this hideous fat bush pig seriously

Thanks I'll give them a buzz tomorrow. It should be waived anyway after my payments start as it will put me over the threshold for waived fees.

You mean we need a Tiannemen square?

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They’re unplugging the raspberry pi they have a server and upgrading it to an old MacBook they found in a filing cabinet

i worked with a guy who had "BRAAAP" tattooed on his hand and i asked him why he had that and he said it was because it's the sound a motorcycle makes
if only he knew

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Wait, really? Banks waive fees if you're on centrelink?

Yeah, I thought it was 1k, what happened?

my 750 scomobux will be in at 4am

Victoria police ordered 600 AR-15’s (at some insane mark up, between $6k and $25k per gun depending on who you believe, for something you can buy from Colt directly for 500 bucks) last year, I’m not sure if they’ve been delivered yet

gday cants

well the catch 22 is, if the police and military are deployed to do that, then segments of their weapons will end up in general circulation as a result of the conflicts.

They don't want military grade hardware in the hands of the populace given how things might play out, so they'll be very hesitant to use any of it because (a) it justifies massive retaliation from civilians in their own heads, and (b) once the hardware is in the hands of the populace, theres no going back to normalcy.

Their hands are tied

scarnon ya fuckin doorg

>it will be down for 5 more years
what the fuck?

>I’m not sure if they’ve been delivered yet
any bets?

There’s actually a brand of bikes in Aus called brapmachines, I shit you not

If any of you fuckers actually read the articles about it, you would know that it’s being sent out in waves over the next two weeks
See:

Considering how incompetently they fucked up the pricing, I wouldn’t be surprised if they haven’t seen a single unit yet

Like 5 guns MIGHT end up in circulation.

And they would just track down the people that were in the riot and get the guns back.

Nah, they're gonna use an old thinkpad laptop that some junkie left at a cenno office.

yeah most big 4 banks don't charge fees if you're a concession card holder etc, i went to commbank before and told them ive been on centrelink, ended up getting previous fees refunded

Nigger fuck you you talking bitch arse talk

Why the fuck would any of this niggers read anything when faggots like you will tell them the answer?

Kill yourself.

I like the Honda Grom desu, looks awesome but for a normal sized guy you look like a clown

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Cheers cunt, but I'd rather not open MSM articles when mad cunts such as yourself can distill it for me.

why tf doesent battlenet download
network error? fuck me

> riot
i'm not talking riot, I'm talking about what comes AFTER the riots. When movement through the cities is on the terms of civilians rather than the law.

...

Battlenet is chinkware

Thanks.

sounds like my kind of ride

great china firewall

i want to open packs and then uninstall

go and have sex with a woman

lads, i need some advice. i fucked this nigger a not too long ago and now she's pregnant. i don't believe in abortion but i can't ever acknowledge the kid as mine.

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i dont want corona faggot

> go have sex with a corona zombie roastie
pass

are you sure shes pregnant or has she simply got ebola

the two get confused often

I think I’m starting to understand why people use the phrase dole bludgers so much

I said it in the last thread, post pics

the kid isnt yours. do a DNA test, you can do it before the kid is even born.

You fucked a nigger, your choice. Take responsibility cunt. You've dug your own grave.

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how fast is your net lads?
im pushing 8 MB/s rn

kek. nah she's pregnant, the pregnancy test was positive

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Marry the negress or run and start working for cash in hand payments/get paid by centrelink.

what about the aids test?