How are you holding up bros?

Holding the fort for my boomer parents with knowledgeable advice and spending time with degenerates models.

Attached: 20200330_215919.jpg (2343x3000, 3.81M)

pornhub is giving free subscriptions

Made a homemade fleshlight
5/10 it was ok just nice to cum without using my hand

10l plastic water jugs are 10 kg full, and most have a handle
If you have a backpack anywhere you can stuff it with books and use it as a weight for pushups, pullups, squating, etc.
You have more at your fingertips than you think

Attached: hoard.jpg (960x720, 95.27K)

If I was a tranny, I would be in support of these things, degenerate.
wtf is it with you people dilating and butt stuff?

Attached: corona scale.png (1200x10000, 74.17K)

Still gets me after all this time

Attached: 15232436749683452.jpg (1284x980, 388.6K)

Something like this. I work from home and visit my Mom on Thursdays and take her shopping on Sundays. I'm perfectly content to remain home at all other times.

I have all the provisions I need including, thanks to Yas Forums, a lot of stuff that simply isn't available now.

Attached: Census2020.jpg (512x122, 10.92K)

>t. switch owner

Nigga Fleshlights are boring as fuck. Me personally I go with a Tenga.