/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2746

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I want to die please!!

>44 DEATHS IN ONE DAY
44 DEATHS IN ONE DAY
>44 DEATHS IN ONE DAY

Our schools are still open. Our trains are still running. Boomers are still going to ski resorts. And our government says putting Stockholm under quarantine is "impossible".

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checked.

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Thank you Pajeet, /cvg/ is never whole without you.

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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
37,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

Literally no one, at any point, has ever seriously stated that it would be an ELE you dumb paki.

Why are there so many fags calling the virus a hoax?

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There was once a king in India who was a big chess enthusiast and had the habit of challenging wise visitors to a game of chess. One day a traveling sage was challenged by the king. The sage having played this game all his life all the time with people all over the world gladly accepted the Kings challenge. To motivate his opponent the king offered any reward that the sage could name. The sage modestly asked just for a few rolls of toilet paper in the following manner: the king was to put a single roll of toilet paper on the first chess square and double it on every consequent one. The king accepted the sage’s request.
Having lost the game and being a man of his word the king ordered a bag of toilet paper to be brought to the chess board. Then he started placing toilet paper rolls according to the arrangement: 1 roll on the first square, 2 on the second, 4 on the third, 8 on the fourth and so on.
Following the exponential growth of the toilet paper payment, on the fortieth square, the king placed 1,000,000,000 rolls of toilet paper. And, finally, on the sixty-fourth square, the king placed more than 18,000,000,000,000,000,000 rolls of toilet paper which is equal to about 210 billion tons and covered the whole territory of India with a meter thick layer of toilet paper, killing everyone.