/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2746

► Detected: 783,278 (+59,887) ► Died: 37,744 (+3,679) ► Reset: 02:22:36

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 203 countries and territories infected —
— 2.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,241 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
French nurse calls out French government
youtu.be/jh5tXWJcNms

Lawsuits being filled against Bill of Rights violations
archive.is/iGBnq

CBC investigator calls out Canadian government
youtu.be/HbJaxNi-qxI

Japan finance minister calls out WHO, praises Taiwan
archive.is/x49YJ

UK to begin reporting people who died outside hospitals
archive.is/E8n4G

>RESEARCH
Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
archive.is/EKuej

Bodies must be cremated
archive.is/kdBtS

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after "recovery"
archive.is/UA3g1

>REMINDER
Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/6ajdF

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
archive.is/0pqdp

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:36: 50 new cases and 2 new deaths in Tunisia.
23:30: 5 new deaths in Russia, including 4 new deaths in Moscow and 1 new death in St.
23:14: 634 new cases and 124 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
23:06: 219 new cases and 13 new deaths in Georgia, United States.
22:37: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan.
22:06: 231 new cases and 8 new deaths in Florida, United States.

>SOURCES
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washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/china-researchers-isolated-bat-coronaviruses-near-/
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Godspeed corona chan!

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Where's my bunker husband?

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Here I am sweetie

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I'm sorry, but did you already get infected? Oh, that's right. The coronavirus hasn't even killed that many people yet. I mean, it's only been, like, 4 FUCKING months now. Does 99.9 percent of people not having caught the coronavirus after FOUR MONTHS count as a happening? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the stock market hasn't even crashed? The Dow is still stable right now and it has been going up overall for how many years now? In fact, Trump is doing a great job handling one of the worst media campaigns we've ever had on any president, who just happen to maintain high ratings because they're feeding off the energy of deluded, libtard sheeple like yourself. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking presidents we've ever had, the Dow gained, like, 3000 last year and would have kept on going up if the media wasn't rigged, causing all this panic. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins. Oh look at that, Biden just forgot his name again when he needed to remember it, just like Hillary did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this sub again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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reminder that there is no discord and anyone that shills one is a redditor parasite that should be reported on sight

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I love 殺なちゃん

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Former Corona-chan supporter here, this is fucking hilarious watching her crash and burn. But in all seriousness, we can't let her get to mutate in brazilian bats.

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I want to die please!!

>44 DEATHS IN ONE DAY
44 DEATHS IN ONE DAY
>44 DEATHS IN ONE DAY

Our schools are still open. Our trains are still running. Boomers are still going to ski resorts. And our government says putting Stockholm under quarantine is "impossible".

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checked.

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Thank you Pajeet, /cvg/ is never whole without you.

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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
37,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

Literally no one, at any point, has ever seriously stated that it would be an ELE you dumb paki.

Why are there so many fags calling the virus a hoax?

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There was once a king in India who was a big chess enthusiast and had the habit of challenging wise visitors to a game of chess. One day a traveling sage was challenged by the king. The sage having played this game all his life all the time with people all over the world gladly accepted the Kings challenge. To motivate his opponent the king offered any reward that the sage could name. The sage modestly asked just for a few rolls of toilet paper in the following manner: the king was to put a single roll of toilet paper on the first chess square and double it on every consequent one. The king accepted the sage’s request.
Having lost the game and being a man of his word the king ordered a bag of toilet paper to be brought to the chess board. Then he started placing toilet paper rolls according to the arrangement: 1 roll on the first square, 2 on the second, 4 on the third, 8 on the fourth and so on.
Following the exponential growth of the toilet paper payment, on the fortieth square, the king placed 1,000,000,000 rolls of toilet paper. And, finally, on the sixty-fourth square, the king placed more than 18,000,000,000,000,000,000 rolls of toilet paper which is equal to about 210 billion tons and covered the whole territory of India with a meter thick layer of toilet paper, killing everyone.

Japanese government is currently arguing if issuing a quarantine is "constitutional". Abe literally cant do anything other than beg people to stay inside.
>"If we enforce a quarantine we'll be just like the nazis!"

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at least 1 million, because it is fucking China, where people are considered as insects

They became poor overnight

>21 phone users disappeared
>The world's biggest sulfur dioxide emition was in Wuhan some time ago
100k at the very least.
Btw does anyone have the link to that thread with the swedish guy talking about the second point?

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>3710 dead
Wow

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>CBC investigator calls out Canadian government
>youtu.be/HbJaxNi-qxI
This is a giant nothingburger, they didn't call out the Candian government, which is liberal, they called out the Ontario provincial government which is conservative and therefore literally hitler according to the CBC.

The Canadian feds have bungled this from day one.

Literally any event that gets mainstream attention gets called a hoax

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 162,761 (3,127) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 87,956 (7,716) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 66,885 (645) France 44,550 (3,024) Iran 41,495 (2,757) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,922 (359) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,618 (108) Canada 7,428 (86) Portugal 6,408 (140) Israel 4,695 (16) Brazil 4,579 (159) Norway 4,445 (32) Australia 4,364 (19) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 3,001 (23) Ireland 2,910 (54) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Romania 2,109 (65) Poland 2,055 (31) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,717 (21) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (43) Iceland 1,086 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Peru 950 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,270 (+544) Italy +4,050 (+812) Spain +7,846 (+913) China +31 (+4) Germany +4,450 (+104) France +4,376 (+418) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom +2,619 (+180) Switzerland +1,093 (+59) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) Turkey +1,610 (+37) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +830 (+22) Canada +1,108 (+21) Portugal +446 (+21) Israel +448 (+1) Brazil +323 (+23) Norway +161 (+6) Australia +201 (+2) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +184 (+7) Ireland +295 (+8) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +182 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Romania +294 (+22) Poland +193 (+9) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Ecuador +42 (+4) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +120 (+7) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) South Africa +46 (+1) India +227 (+5) Greece +56 (+4) Mexico +145 (+4) Peru +98 (+6) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+3) Colombia +96 (+4) Serbia +44 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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they want to end our republic as we know it with this bioweapon

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chink shills and bots

>no spanish posters since yesterday

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Sorry I'm not gay.

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The quarantine can be justified even by an anarchocapitalist. By not enforcing it you are actively endangering the lives of other people in a significant manner, therefore breaking the NAP.

CEOs is old news. Most had a feeling a new recession was coming regardless of the wuflu, and got out early.

Sweden is so shit, they want to end themselves before anyone else does it for them. The future is here.

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Are full face respirators actually necessary? I see healthcare professionals surrounded by covid-19 patients in hospitals and loading up dead bodies into trucks wearing nothing but surgical masks.

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Of all States fucking this up astronomically I never imagined that Sweden would be one of if not the worst one.

There is no greater hell than going through Japanese bureaucracy. They really haven’t learned anything since Fukushima

>Detected: 783,278 (+59,887)
Have we flattened the curve? The numbers are going down

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How should China be punished for their role in creating, propagating, and lying about this disease, among their numerous other crimes against humanity prior to this outbreak?
Economic sanctions? Geopoltical exile? Dissolution of their government and handover of their lands to other nations? Nuclear surgical stirke retaliation on their government and military? Every non-chinese citizen of this planet who has died from this engineered bioweapon's uncontrolled spread demands justice. China MUST pay. The question is, how much?

>The urns suggest maybe 1-2 million
1-2 million people who have next of kin that can afford an urn, sure. You're right to assume it's higher, perhaps even higher than the 20 million phones.

THE SPACE VAMPIRES

SWEDEN YES!
EVEN TOLERANT AGAINST DEADLY DISEASES!

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GUYS THOSE NEW VIDEO FROM WUHAN ARE FUCKED UP
THANKS TO THE CANADIAN user FOR POST THEM

twitter.com/charles984681/status/1244678522494304260
twitter.com/charles984681/status/1244707319713165312

It may not be the worst of pandemics, but I have a gut feeling that there are other things currently in motion behind all this confusion and it's surely not pretty.

>she isn't getting a quicker breather before going mutation second wave jutsu

Recent Alex podcasts are literal fire.
The man is back in shape.

Chad purple corona

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It's a far more merciful end than drowning beneath the brown tide and continued desecration of their people and culture

Sup bro

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37775

No, they're not. It's kicking off in America, the UK and France

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Bro, lighten up
Clown world is going to climax
This is the grande finale
Its all a joke
Stay and laugh with us

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does anyone know where to find timelapse maps in this style of nyc, cali, usa by county maps?

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washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/china-researchers-isolated-bat-coronaviruses-near-/

Just more news supporting what we all knew back in December.

It was a good run Sven, it's shitskin time now.

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but those are from brazil

I work as a teller at a bank in Arkansas. At the rate things are going I'm concerned that my city will soon become the next New York (TWO MORE WEEKS BROOO)
As I understand, we just passed laws that give the unemployed MORE than I make currently working a full time job. Why the fuck am I working when I could be paid more to do fuck all? So can someone help me out in how I can take time off from work for safety while still claiming unemployment? Legally, I can't be fired for wanting to stay home at this point, but they won't fire me and they aren't going to send me themselves. Is there some way I can file for unemployment and stay home while this blows over? Or am I going to be forced to be a fucking wagie?

Please help me get out of my cage.

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SCUBA/full surround helmets > Full Face > Half Face + Goggles > N95 > Surgical

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nice render

Yes.

Corona gets in through your nose, mouth and eyes. You can't scratch your eyes. And it's airborne, I mean, "aerosol transmissible".

What's up with nothingburger fags?
It's like they expect a 9/11 bodycount for each day. The world had to literally shut everyone in their homes because having this spread everywhere would fuck everyone in the ass

There is more to a situation than "but how many people died?", we can't fucking go out and we won't go back to our normal daily lives we had once this is over, people are dying WITH lockdowns in place without mentioning that this destroys the economy of a country, it also causes unrest between the goverment because they need everyone to go back to work but can't risk their entire population to get the coofs

nothingburger fags are the real schizos who need to have something happening every 5 minutes else they stop paying attention

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The Dutch are worse. And then you've got the EU.

No idiot it was the gay frogs

1.5 chinklilon because they slant eye lie about everything

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Well shit

This may be some burger jfc

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Cant you cunts just wipe them out

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.05%) Germany (+0.07%) France (+1.30%) United Kingdom (+0.20%) Italy (+1.34%) Switzerland (+3.27%) Spain (-0.50%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.63%) Hungary (-0.12%) Russia (+1.84%) Greece (+0.86%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (-0.24%) Hong Kong (-0.40%) China (-0.05%) Australia (+1.05%) Singapore (-2.56%) India (-3.56%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-0.91%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-23%) Tokyo (-27%) Beijing (-49%) Wuhan (-35%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-1%) Moscow (+1%) Rome (0%) Milan (-1%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-2%) Paris (-2%) Madrid (-33%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-6%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-26%) Washington (-13%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-17%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-27%) Los Angeles (-48%) Seattle (-41%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I'm not even sure we can make them pay. America can barely get North Korea to budge despite being globally shunned. What chance do you have with china?

Board is mostly Americans, and conspiracies are our national pastime:
>Nearly 80% of Americans believe in at least one unscientifically proven idea, according to a new INSIDER poll.
insider.com/here-are-the-unproven-theories-americans-believe-in-the-most-2019-7

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>only responding to image
You missed my main point that was tangent to this.
This is agenda 21, I no longer care if you believe it im telling you they hid it in plain sight. They always hide it in plain sight
youtu.be/GXrtvO-GZ5A

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usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus? the Party correct ?

What's the latest growing corona-chan picture that has been drawn? Last I checked it was at 500k but we've passed 600 and 700k now.

You can go to each state's page for the virus, they should have one. As for animated ones, I dunno.

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All crisis are used to take a little bit more freedom.

This may sound like a stupid question but what exactly counts as a coronavirus "death"? Killed by the virus or simply happened to have the virus at the time of death?

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Spanish tiles??

Whites are told they'll go to jail for attending church service during #ChinaVirusOutbreak

Blacks:

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checked

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Japanese autistically follow the constitution. It doesnt say anything about pandemics, so issuing a quarantine is seen as a breach of personal liberties.
Realistically, the government just doesnt want to give out worker compensations.

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Guys a little comedy can't hurt

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
It's a nothing burger

Nothingburgers can go off themselves.

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It looks like Lombardy went under partial lockdown at the end of February when they only had 229 cases. Lockdown was called because of a sudden spike in deaths. If locking down with 229 cases ends up like the present in Italy, then I don't see how cities with a thousand + cases which aren't locked down yet stand a chance in 3 weeks.

>just wait 3 more weeks bro

>lil TV
>lil GameCube
>stack of banger games
>tfw the early 2000s video game culture is gone forever

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And they're getting infected.

>twitter.com/charles984681/status/1244678522494304260

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This gentlemen is an impostor. Be wary of the "spanish" poster for he is not what you think as true Spaniards are indeed rareflags now.

I share your shock dear fren.

>It's like they expect a 9/11 bodycount for each day
worldwide we already have a 9/11 bodycount for each day and in a few weeks we will get a daily 9/11 bodycount in muttland alone.

It's like a mercy kill at this point.

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well its the shitskins that are dying lol, societal autism is saving us

Jesus christ. How are we the largest contributor to the WHO and let them be cucks to China?

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wait for a few years until china's real numbers get out there

Atleast 10 000 000 by the virus
Another 20 000 000 from accidents, breaking quarantine, dissidents, lack of hospital care, bat soup starvation etc

It’s real I know someone who works at a hospital. She’s scared now out of nowhere the patient rooms are full at her small hospital in Ohio near the pa border. I want her to quit her job

Italy?

>Germany +4,450 (+104)
Germany's death rate is finally going up

their brains are fried by hollyjew kike programming that told them the happening had to be exciting with explosions and people convulsing on the streets by the millions and hospitals being literally overrun with literal mountains of bodies and zombies

>china in for 2nd wave
Let it begin.

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Death by viral pneumonia and myocarditis

youtube.com/watch?v=aBWcEQqQ5vM

Thanks for the effort bro. Enjoy it for me.

You know that the Swedish health care system will handle this fine?

They will just reduce the triage age so the system can cope, and give the rest morphine.

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Any help on this or am I forced to keep working for less than unemployment is worth?

based hand corn

Damn, I didn't realize chink runes were so common in Brazil that they're used on Marquees for stores.

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Germany took fucking long today to release numbers.

Why do chinks call it "America Virus" when the facts show it came from Wuhan?

healthcare professionals are expendable goys, so they only give them shitty maks

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I'm getting bored of this shit.

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BAN NIGGERS

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How is it that you have about the same number of cases as Australia but so many more deaths?

Maybe because Australia is so spread out so our cases are across multiple cities?

fuck china
fuck the ccp
fuck xi jinping
fuck the WHO

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The balls on fucking Chipotle...

oh the first video is brazilian, 2nd one is china
didnt click 2nd link

Secretly hoping corona-chan will kill more people so I have a higher chance of finding a job when this finally blows over.

>¡Ahí está el inglés! ¡Cosiguele!

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RARE
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Check out based chinaman tweet

mobile.twitter.com/ziyoufeng8964/status/1244157664352845825

Real outstanding stuff right there.

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wow

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He's merely pretending.

fuc k your dog

The urns are temporary disposables (cardboard boxes basically)

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USA will officially pass coronavirus deaths in China tomorrow.

Imagine thinking your economy will be back up and running by easter. Boomer obsession with the DOW has condemned thousands to an early grave.

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g'day mate

How many of those diarrhea deaths, which happen mostly in India, cause the underfunded NHS hospitals to go past their point of maximum capacity?

812 deaths in Italy curve /flattened/

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I want my bunker tomboy gf, I don't want Trumpbux!

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Ignore chloroquine, it's a red herring because it's toxic and easy to overdose on. They should be investigating hydroxychloroquine the RA/lupus drug and zinc, adding azithromycin in more serious cases to counter inflammation and opportunistic bacterial infections.
>They've been using hydroxychloroquine in South Korea since the beginning. It costs about the price of two beers to treat a patient for a week.
Hydroxychloroquine is the 8th most prescribed drug in the world, cheap, and generic. It's safer than being sedated and being put on a fucking ventilator. It has a case history spanning 6 decades.
>Hydroxychloroquine’s side effects are well researched. It's relatively easy to produce. It's relatively quick to produce and production capacity can be ramped up to meet any conceivable demand in a matter of weeks. It doesn't need to be a miracle cure, it just needs to reduce case severity, alleviate pressure on the healthcare systems and and buy time for the immune system to figure out what the fuck is going on and fight back.
It probably doesn’t work well on very late stage, elderly, severely stricken cases; but then that’s the same for most diseases and most treatments. The miracle is this potential, investigative, very promising treatment combination costs next to nothing and is already available everywhere.
>Side effects are minimal over the long term and rare in the short term. No-one should take it without medical supervision and certainly not put a heaped teaspoon of fish tank cleaner in their husband's fucking tea. Allow docs to prescribe hydroxychloroquine, zinc and azithromycin off-label to coronavirus patients they think would benefit.
Some studies:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4182877/
>twitter.com/aknappjr/status/1244076221563977740
docs.google.com/document/d/14XqG9eCefzu93kSVueiCRqMDX8jMjGSopHFeUi0oaGs/edit

No seriously unemployment is worth 50% more than my current pay weekly

They wouldn't roll out a similar order nationwide, would that? That's just too long. I don't think I'd survive it!

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But polls are all fake user. Hillary was predicted to win.

Try talking to an Australian like i am doing

Supposedly 750k but it seems to be post poned to 1m

mama mía!!!

Is there a compilation of videos of what it's like inside hospitals or video leaks in general?

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YES SWEDEN!!

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Because if they don't they'll suddenly be declared infected by health officials and get thrown in the ovens
I'm willing to bet a good chunk of people being thrown into the ovens (still alive, btw) don't have it but are known political dissidents. You could not ask for a more perfect environment to disappear anticitizens right now. Every death can either go unreported (like many disease deaths) or be lost in the tide of reported deaths. No one will bat an eye, everyone else is dying in droves.

Is it slowing down?

>Believing China numbers

quit?

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We made your constitution though after flinging shit at you during World War 2. You guys honestly should just man the fuck up and revise it since it's technically not "your" constitution.

wtf are they saying, no clue why this would be postes

(ﾉヮ)ﾉ_ -･ﾟCowona Viwus-chan wuvs u~ (ω) youtu.be/3B5XNM_wVnw
Wuhan! (Got You All Infected) youtu.be/eVF5ce10ltlJ
Go! Go! Corona Chan!!~「COVID-19パンデミック」 武汉瘟疫 youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0
" Just a flu bro" youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM
Coronavirus - its just a wu flu bro! youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc
DON'T PANIC.mp3 youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM

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mmmmmm bat soup

>US 1
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM

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Should of had savings bro. Then could just stay at home say you're sick and wait it out.

I want a bunker Hanekawa gf desu

more deaths than yesterday

You guys realise there is no way to beat the nothing burger fags? If the lock down measures work, which they will, they will simply start saying they were right all along.

>well its the shitskins that are dying lol, societal autism is saving us
Your government just removed the official PPE demands for health care workers regarding the Chinavirus, so the new standard will be what the local hospital have in stock.

If a hospital have no masks, then no masks are needed. If there are no bodybags, the dead blessed by coronochan stops being infectious.

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first two are ded bro

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Speak for yourself.

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Here's a higher quality version of the pic you used for #2743, Argiebro.

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We'll go back to work and the second wave will force us into quarantine again.

>it broke 60k new infections
NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY NOTHINGBURGER BROS

Interesting

in Spain yes, at least the media said that but I don't trust I don't buy that, they're scum

>no way to beat the nothing burger fags
its autism vs. autism.
all we can do is standback and let them do there thing.

>twitter.com/charles984681/status/1244678522494304260

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Just times both numbers by 100

>landlords demanding merchants still pay rent despite no income
Who are we supposed to support here, the landlords or the merchants?

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Bed Bath & Bodyworks
>nani

whiskey is so manly. its what men used to drink.

I heart this post.

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>How is it that you have about the same number of cases as Australia but so many more deaths?
We're not testing nearly as much as other nations.

Half the world is in lockdown, nothingburger fags will never recover from that fact alone

Polls were wrong because they measured nationally (which were right). Models were wrong, but those aren't polls. It's fairly hard to fuck up scientific polling.

Now I will explain to you the causes of high mortality in Italy and Spain.

The main reason is a violation of the basic concepts of antiseptics. Pirogov described these method even before Lister , but for European medicine they are unattainable, apparently.
1. It is unacceptable to contain patients with infectious diseases with other patients, including other infectious diseases. That is why Italy has such a high mortality - weakened patients in intensive care were infected with covid and died.
2. Most attention should be paid to the protection of medical personnel. If protection of medical personnel is not possible, it is better not to carry out treatment, because a sick doctor will not be able to treat anyone else and will become sick himself.

Speculation is best source for facts.

Whut? tldr

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>literally everyone else: its a transformer duuuh
>local: yes I saw the ufo last night no further comment...

You dont get unemployment benefits if you quit.

>xanax bars are literally bars

Huh.

It's honestly the best job I've ever had, which isn't saying much, but I'd really like to keep it/return to it when things are better.

where was this?

300k at the bare minimum.

ayyy
but for real those "night lights" or whatever you want to call them have been happening a lot recently

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The merchants, obviously, they actually do something productive.

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Fuck is this ?

Isn't a merchant just a person who sells things? It doesn't always mean da joos

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so how are u entertaining yourself in the quarantines?

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Microsoft CEO didn't step down. Bill Gates left the board of directors, where he was doing jack shit anyways.

What do you think the real infection and death rate in China is? I listened to a BBC4 podcast on the virus recently and they had some scientists on that believe Iran is downplaying their cases significantly. Some of them think at least 100k cases minimum. Possibly a million. So what the fuck are China's real numbers?

Low quality bait

nevermind all sports being post poned cancelled no euro 2020 they will never cope suth that

>+19,988
Jesus fucking Christ, guys. I knew America makes everything better.

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any info on it

Furlough your self
Profit ?

Nice digits, but those missing people just never returned after the new year, they are living with relatives in Canada and Australia.

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fasting