/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2744

¡Consigue el inglés!

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My whiteness can be blinding.

Triples of truth. Yas Forums is a shithole. /cvg/ is the only good place here.

Bill is so mad he is retweeting groyper accounts that call him out

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IMMA GONNA COOM

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faggots i will miss cvg in 2 weeks when this happening is over.

Hello

cringe

The end is nigh

Nice trips.
I barely read anything on Yas Forums anymore, just /cvg/.

This desu

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>animal hoodie
You are the biggest faggot in this entire thread right now

Best way for a suicide to look accidental? Please no meme answers. Still want niece to get money. Please don't make me ask on Yas Forums, you guys are my bros.

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weird blank post again

play ffxiv shadowbringers with me

Fuck ch*nks
Fuck argi*s
Fuck it*lians
And most of all Fuck _______

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NO DEJEIS QUE ESCAPE DEL HOSPITAL CON VIDA

brrr.money/

I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE GYM FUCKING NIGGERS OPEN THE GYMS BACK UP AND GIVE ME A CUTE FEMBOY OR TRAP LIKE WEBM RELATED

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DONT DO IT user

Throw yourself down a stair way you usually visit.

Let's do our best this week, Corona-chan :(

Reminder that you're being played like a fiddle NGOs.

swprs.org/covid-19-hinweis-ii/
archive.md/mrsts

Hapooners will say the data is outdated which is a non argument.
these graphs are from 2016 to 2020

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Nice hood. Do you also wear stockings?

Someone post the kike spray

I don't think I've met a single person, male or female, who wouldn't let Henry Cavill fuck them into a quivering mess if they had the chance

coof coof

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Auto erotic asphyxiation. Just look up some bdsm porn for a few hours to make a post Mortem alibi

Let me start as I always do with the latest data:
SARS:
>8,098 cases, resulting in 774 deaths - CFR 11%
MERS:
>2,494 cases, resulting in 858 deaths - CFR 34.4%
COVID-19:
>784,784 cases, resulting in 37,617 deaths, 165,482 recovered - CFR 0.7%(WHO estimate who.int/dg/speeches/detail/who-director-general-s-opening-remarks-at-the-media-briefing-on-covid-19---24-february-2020)
>President Trump confirmed in his press briefing that COVID-19 was essentially like the flu, noting most cases would result in minor sniffles.
britannica.com/science/case-fatality-rate
>21/2/20 - Chinese cases continue to decline
>euronews.com/2020/02/13/debunked-this-images-doesn-t-show-extent-of-corpse-burning-in-wuhan
>19,000 die officially EVERYDAY in China.
>I heard this virus is similiar to HIV, is that true? No, pajeet papers were discredited.
>Wuhan Institute of Virology is funded by the US
>COVID-19 is quite weak, 80% will show only minor/nil symptoms. WHO reports less lethal than SARS or MERS.
>Deaths are largely caused by comorbidity, those already suffering from serious disease are at risk of perishing.
>Patient zero infected by wild animals sold at a seafood market in Wuhan.
>CCP should be praised for the sacrifices made to limit global spread.
>Infection peak has passed as of 28/1/2020, minor clusters of family members travelling to foreign nations will not self-sustain.
>The WHO has 100% confidence in the measures taken by the Chinese government and is happy with current data sharing.
>American President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude on behalf of the American people and thanked President Xi.
>CDC estimates that influenza has resulted in between 9 million – 45 million illnesses, between 140,000 – 810,000 hospitalizations and between 12,000 – 61,000 deaths annually since 2010.
>15,292 people were fatally shot in The United States in 2019
Trusted media sources & how you can help:
>CGTN and Chinese Peoples Daily.

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The only reason I’m visiting Yas Forums is because of /cvg/. The rest of the board are boomers and schizos.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 161,044 (2,968) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 87,956 (7,716) China 81,470 (3,304) Germany 66,885 (645) France 44,550 (3,024) Iran 41,495 (2,757) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,922 (359) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,597 (108) Canada 7,427 (86) Portugal 6,408 (140) Israel 4,695 (16) Brazil 4,579 (159) Norway 4,445 (32) Australia 4,359 (18) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 2,976 (23) Ireland 2,910 (54) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Romania 2,109 (65) Poland 2,055 (31) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,962 (60) Japan 1,866 (54) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,717 (21) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (43) Iceland 1,086 (2) Mexico 993 (20) Panama 989 (24) Peru 950 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +17,553 (+385) Italy +4,050 (+812) Spain +7,846 (+913) China +31 (+4) Germany +4,450 (+104) France +4,376 (+418) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom +2,619 (+180) Switzerland +1,093 (+59) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) Turkey +1,610 (+37) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +809 (+22) Canada +1,107 (+21) Portugal +446 (+21) Israel +448 (+1) Brazil +323 (+23) Norway +161 (+6) Australia +196 (+1) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +159 (+7) Ireland +295 (+8) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +182 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Romania +294 (+22) Poland +193 (+9) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Ecuador +38 (+2) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +120 (+7) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) South Africa +46 (+1) India +227 (+5) Greece +56 (+4) Mexico +145 (+4) Peru +98 (+6) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+3) Colombia +96 (+2) Serbia +44 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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te voy a hacer picadillo !

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It's a haven from the schizo boomers and low IQ niggers

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Consequences will never be the same

Does bill still think this is going to disappear come summer? look at fucking Florida Corona-chan loves the warm weather

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go bitch on Yas Forums nobody cares attention whore

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>there is always a few weeks of delay in death registration and reporting.
If it's just two weeks that means deaths have risen from 2.5k to 12.5k. Kys kraut

huemonkeys

Car exhaust shenanigans I guess, leave some tools out and drink so it looks like you just fell asleep
Exit bag/hypoxia is the only nice way to go tbqh

Will my niece learn about it?

>Argentinean
>white

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Speaking as a dude who has slept with 17 women... accurate.

go out and lick as many door knobs as possible

then stay home and smoke 2 pcks a day whilr sick until dead

pay a hitman to "rob and murder" you

What's that? Sounds like a hardcore nerd game

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For real bro, I think your niece would trade all that money for her uncle to be alive

Go right on through, sir.

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ARIZONA ON FULL LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 30
> ARIZONA ON FULL LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 30
ARIZONA ON FULL LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 30
> ARIZONA ON FULL LOCKDOWN UNTIL APRIL 30

Another 7.5 million under lockdown

If it were THAT easy, more people would be doing it.

You could try sky-diving and sabotage your own parachute but that requires time energy and money you probably don't have.

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Bell curve forming. Normal life within 4 weeks

You didnt have to tell us you were a shill. We know.

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If your family aren’t pricks she wont, they’ll make something up out of shame. Say you choked on a faulty gas line or something

dont do it. but if you must, maybe traffic accident?
or poisoning with a "corona cure" you will go down in history as an idiot but she will probably get the money. be creative my man. but honestly a makeshift salvation is just deception.

>if inb4 the arguement i win!

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Car accident. Drive right into a tree after a steep curve.

Who even knows what he thinks at this point.
He is just gonna spew shit until line goes up again

You got a tactical pouch for your dilators?

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>how to accident
traffic I would think. Something in a car. Check your plan, you'll know what nulls it that way

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it's a popular mmorpg, final fantasy xiv

CFR is calculated from closed cases.

Experimental pathogens, a devil's design
The dark side of science breeds a weapon of war
Contagious killing and internal distress
Homicide or suicide will be the cause of death
Internal organs altered by the disease
Your brain disabled by the constant pain
Erratic actions lead my thoughts to the blade
I've lost control, I've lost control
Beg for your life, you won't escape the knife
Your fate was sealed today
Disease has spread, you pray for death
Evisceration plague
Stabbing compulsion overwhelms my mind
Terrorized screaming follows the thrust of my knife
I wrench the blade from the chest to the crotch
Organs and entrails fall to the ground
Driven to kill, this is not my will
I am compelled to slay
Invisible foe takes control
Evisceration plague
Unable to be seen but with visible effect
Virulent disease causing outbreaks of violence
They tear themselves apart, offal covers the ground
Viscera torn forcefully from the abdomen
Intestines slick with blood cannot escape my grip
Surgical incisions give way to frenzied carving
Delirium has taken hold, disembowelment is complete
Horror grips my mind, my entrails are in my hands
My entrails are in my hands
My entrails are in my hands
Plague leads to death
Plague leads to death
Plague leads to death
Plague leads to death
Disease will spread and cover the world
Mass insanity, the end of our time
Scavengers will eat the remains of man
Our extinction was by our design
Driven to kill, this is not my will
I am compelled to slay
Invisible foe takes control
Evisceration plague

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BURN IT ALL DOWN.
START AFRESH.
KILL THE OLD WORLD.
USHER IN A NEW ERA.

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>MFW i will never eat marshmallows with a cute boy in anime costume
While even live bros?

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Also
>it is bad for viruses to kill hosts since dead people can't replicate viruses
>lethal viruses are non-human viruses that have mutated the ability to infect humans
>as the viruses continue to mutate in humans, evolutionary pressure selects for less severe forms since they are able to spread more effectively
This virus will become less fatal over time.

based pastabro with the trips, pol has accelerated with psychotic faggotry ever since 2016 elections ended, this shit has been unusable to me for years until cvg

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.20%) Germany (+0.25%) France (+1.30%) United Kingdom (+0.38%) Italy (+1.34%) Switzerland (+3.27%) Spain (-0.50%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.63%) Hungary (-0.12%) Russia (+1.84%) Greece (+0.86%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (+0.21%) Hong Kong (-0.40%) China (-0.05%) Australia (+8.74%) Singapore (-2.56%) India (-3.56%) South Korea (-0.58%) Taiwan (-0.91%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-7%) Beijing (-5%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-64%) Dubai (-33%) Moscow (-70%) Rome (-51%) Milan (-44%) Berlin (-18%) Munich (-27%) Brussels (-41%) Paris (-55%) Madrid (-33%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-44%) Johannesburg (-21%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-28%) Washington (-14%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-18%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-30%) Los Angeles (-38%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Don't be a bitch and pull yourself together

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OPEN THE GYMS!!!!!!!!!

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Thought about that, usually gets found out from what I've looked up.
Good idea. I can pretend to work on my car. I was thinking of just going hiking and not telling anyone but then I worry about search and rescue wasting their time. Thanks buddy. This is probably best idea yet. Take it easy, bro. Good luck and stay safe.

Kek even the spics closed their border with Arizona a week ago
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52053656

>most of the support for this would be based in leftist thinking.
Churches here in middle America. It would come with other downsides.

cringe
go fap and clear your head

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Friendly reminder that only one BASED country has the QUININE in its coat of arms

>the tree in the top right section is the cinchona tree (the source of quinine, a powerful anti-malarial drug and the key flavorant in tonic water), on a white background, representing the national flora

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>British
>Not named Mohammad

Oy npc, back to containment

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why is hidden?

is there a bigger nothingburger than corona? literally less than 5k deaths
fuck off with these shitty threads op

Even the mask is trying to escape.

COVID19 question:
What should I jack off to:
1. corona-chan
2. ass cumshot cumpilations
3. big dicked colombian tranny

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>t.schizo boomer

Ask me how I know you're a virgin

bell curve means zombies

I want the old world, we need to kill the new world faggot. SMASH ZOG

>lockdown
>majority of stores still open
How is this lockdown, they literally asked you nicely to stay home, it isn't shit. China was storming the streets with guns drawn. Thats lockdown.

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>cringe
Homo
>go fap and clear your head
Just nutted to Trap porn!

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Too corrupt and broken to be based.

Geh endlich schlafen.

1 all the way

>uuuhhh guys remember sbane bro
>h-he doesn't look so good

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Nah I'd rather fuck with lefty kikes instead righty kikes today.

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L I T E R A L L Y

T H I S
H
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>nooo you should not wear masks
>If you wear a mask you will forget to wash your hands
>nooo, don't put on that mask
>when you take it off again, you will accidentally suck your finger and lick the virus
>nooo Austria, Slovakia, Czechs... what are you doing? I said no masks!

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any bets on when corona-chan gets out of the baby leagues of 3.5k dead/day to 50k dead/day?

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>zog
I'm pleasantly surprised people still use this.

Does anyone have an xray version of this

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I need to print pic related so I can use 3MM filters on my 40mm mask but stores with PETG seem to be running out, is PLA a good alternative?

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Boy?

And yet we still don't have half the pandemonium and chaos they had, I'm disappointed, I at least wanted the cities to burn for a bit.

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>North Korea coming out unscathed again
Truly is best Korea

Hey, welcome back Aussie shitposter

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New era would be full of the same bullshit as this one. Look at your own history for fuck's sake.

>lama on coat of arms

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We're definitely voting foe Biden right /cvg/??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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happooner is the cringiest failed attempt at an insult I have ever seen, the only reason for the phonetic choice of "ooner" is because mushbrained boomers are seething at being called "boomers" and they wanted to ape that sound

it is so forced, so gay, so braindead, so embarrassing

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The plan revealed, now that the USA and europe are owned they are targeting china

Mark Kennedy.
@RealMarkKennedy
·
14m
The Jewish community has been hit hard, for those who know Jewish culture one death is already too much, they feel the pain on a massive scale, China needs to be held accountable.
@realDonaldTrump

mobile.twitter.com/RealMarkKennedy/status/1244753038591569927

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Soon

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0.7% CFR?

Was it dead/dead+recovered

This should be 18.5%

WHO is chink sheep

DIS IS FO REAL Y'ALL

You look uncomfortable in your skin

just buy some filters dude.I was able to get some last week normies aren't planning on wearing a gas mask.

trips of truth
tho
>This place is full of retards
80% of threads these days are made by shills of various kind

I can't take it anymore. I'm going outside

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>I pay all those taxes to daddy state so that we can underachieve compared to the failing American system

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How did you manage to do a completely blank post?

Never. It won't even go past 10k deaths /day

Pose with the blow up doll, pedo!
You misspelled internet.

3mm filters don't fit on a 40mm mask, that adapter is so that they can fit

So if a lawyer comes forth with a lawsuit claiming violations of Bill of Rights, wouldn't that only prompt the federal government to declare martial law to circumnavigate that problem?

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im bored bros, having my family all the time here it's painful as fuck just let me be a neet alone ffs

checked i only started coming to Yas Forums again since the happening in January

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lol fuck no retard, there isnt going to be an election, what happened in Hungary will at least partially happen here

Lmao, do more drugs
>lol, Toilet Paper store run was panicking
No nigger, you haven't seen panicking
>pandemonium and chaos
Wait faggot. Wait.

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jew nigers and their sympathisers on suicide watch

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digits prove you wrong

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I'll probably just help a local big brain warlord in the making like you and be a grunt. Fighting is the only thing I'm really good at.

>2,090 different strains have been sequenced
What? I had only heard about 2 different strains and that one had already died.

2090 different strains? What does that mean?

i... i think i dont even have an appropriate folder for this

insurance departments have entire buildings of investigators specifically for retards like you who think they can make "accidental" suicides

Tedros what ate you saying?
You meant TAIWAN NUMBA WAN?
Take Xi dick out of your mouth and tell us what you meant.

Papa is watching

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Holy shit those tits thx

there's a 2nd degree cousin of mine who "fainted and fell off the balcony", she lived in the 6th floor of a building.
She survived, got brain damage. It's taboo to ever comment it but everyone must think it was attempted suicide.

I told so many retards on here to spend $10 to get a 3m mask so they dont have to deal with this shit. You're really gonna trust a shitty 3d printed adapter to remain airtight?

>more people died today than any other day
>stock market went up

Lol.

How so?Neolib bullshit is the first thing to go out the window in a collapse.The same issues we face wouldn't be prevalent in the new world for generations if ever.

Don't you have to start your own youtube channel first or something?

People like this are actually loitering in the front entrances of grocery stores with their walkers.
Who else has seen this?

My dad wont shut up about how the chinks specifically designed the disease to kill men for some reason. The numbers in my state support it but it sounds fucking stupid. He also keeps going on about how it only kills people with blood type A or some shit so they can kill all the white people. Is my dad a schizo Yas Forums?

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link for 2?

When the media talks about strains, they actually mean a family of strains.

helllo if anyone wondering or ever would, i want to declare that im not a nigger

Because you can’t legally do that in America

pretty sure the fed has been buying stonks now

Love the smell of boomer COPE

Yup, been saying this since February

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your dad sounds pretty based desu

youtu.be/zQd4qCb5Fjk

buy some 40mm filters is what i meant.

What he says is accurate

every time an american dies of corona-chan an angel gets its bat wings

Yes but just the right kind, send him here.

look tedros you're a nigger accept it

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Aight, I've been waiting, but I'll wait some more, I just hope it happens soon.

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Viruses are not intelligent being's, they do not plan, hell according to modern science they are not even a lifeform.

Virus fatality is not reverse proportional to infection rate.
Infection rate is related to how the virus can be transmitted.

When do americans start dying?

Confirmed!

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True. But the left in general, and churches in particular, have a rather critical weakness in their thinking, in my experience. And that's the opinion of non-whites.
It's why feminists and the LGBT crowd will happily defend muslims and hardcore Christians from Africa; they vote for them. They don't really care if they're not progressives, or socialists. They care that they get votes, or maintain a place in their community, off of their support.
Problem is, most of that support is far more nationalist, at odds with Western nationalists due to the associations with imperialism and the threat of their position in the western world (or in America's case, their history with white Americans); and *that's* why they tend to side with the left, for now.
All that's required to swing the base of the left is an honest conversation.
It's a bit late for LARPing user.

>insurance departments have entire buildings of investigators specifically for retards like you who think they can make "accidental" suicides
I see. Thanks for the heads up. Still going to, maybe it'll work out. Not like they can arrest my corpse.