Why would you ever rent? Buy a cheap house you can afford, fix it up, sell...

Why would you ever rent? Buy a cheap house you can afford, fix it up, sell. Repeat until you're in a house you like living in.

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 3 rolls per day. If you have a family of 25, that's 814 rolls a week. Over 6790 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.,,,

DAmn, open heart surgery .

most people dont have 500k for a house
and if you have to take a loan, you dont own anything

I can buy a fix-up at auction for $30k, spend $30k working on it, and it’ll be nice, and worth $140k when I’m done.
It’s a shame millennials and zoomers never learned any handyman skills, you could do the same and get yourself a cheap house. But, have fun renting forever, I guess.

three rolls per day? how big are these arses?

Built for BBC

Teach me senpai.

>its only 30k bro
working at 15 bucks an hour still doesnt net you 30k in a year. not like the young can afford to save anyways. Cost of living is at least 1k a month just to live on the brink society. it would take the average wagie 4 years to comfortable save enough and buy even a 30k house and still have enough money to put renovations in. This pretty much applies to everyone under 40 who didnt get spoodfed a career from their rich relatives.

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This is what my friends and I did during college, twice. Paid for our tuition.

poor thot had open heart surgery

If you buy a house you pay taxes. If you sell a house you pay taxes. A lot of taxes. And you can't just buy a house as private person and sell it some weeks later, that's business and guess what? You have to pay even more taxes.

If it would be easy like you say, just try it.

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What the fuck? Is this guy serious? Firstly, your math is completely wrong. Nobody here has 25 people to a family; if they live on their own, then it’s themselves and their hand. Secondly, what the fuck do you mean only three rolls per day? Dude, you’re never gonna make it. I use five rolls per day, MINIMUM. Unless you want to walk around with liquid shit dribbling from your ass all day, that’s what it takes to stuff yourself after the main poop flow is over. You don’t want to be unsanitary, you gotta change those papes and empty out regularly unless you want to die of toxic shock or something.

>$30k
where do you live that you can get anything beyond a beaten down shack in a ghetto for this cheap? a fixer upper where I'm at (north GA) is at LEAST $100k

How do I even start on fixing up my house for cheap? I feel like it would be better to just bulldoze it and build a new one. House is a POS but it's on decent land.

>cheap house
>Britain
You can't even get a garden plot for 100k

Dude of course i would! Incredibly important to do some of the work yourself to prove you're worthy of being the man of the house. I would love to do it and Bingewatch the Mandalorian! By the way this is my favourite scene from the Mandalorian.

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You're out of paper you use water go wash yourself retard, it's not essential.

I actually think you are a retard

>it would take the average wagie 4 years to comfortable save enough and buy even a 30k house and still have enough money to put renovations in
this isnt new, and its why home ownership has been and still is the best vehicle of wealth store for the average american by far. there is no action that affords greater social mobility. itll take 4 years to get that first house, but once you have it itll take a year to sell it and get the next one

American sized

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>Buy a cheap house
>picrelated cheapest house

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built

>brief-style pantsu
FUCKING DROPPED

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4 years is fine. Any less than 3 and you won't get the 250k tax exemption when you sell.

only 4 years?

Seems like a easy choice to make for setting up the rest of your life, people spend more studying than that for the same reason and they gain less, I honestly do not see the issue if its a choice like that even for those that work for 15 bucks an hour

>I feel like it would be better to just bulldoze it and build a new one
very, very rare that a demo + new construction would be cheaper unless you're talking about flood or fire damage in the existing structure. does your property have some sort of big pain in the ass, like popcorn asbestos or knob-and-tube bullshit?

took me 30 seconds

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>get fucked on zoning restrictions, taxes, planning permits from the municipality, not owning the plot surrounding it, foundation rot
>have to spend more money than you add value to just get it into a half-decent condition
>while living a fair bit out of town even by the standards of a small town
If we didn't have like a million ways to fuck over house flippers here I would though.

built for tp

Umm, hello, Based Department?

WTF she had massive over chest surgery.

Not everyone lives in a place where there is such a thing as a cheap house. And before you “move” remember the rest of us have more aspirations in life than being a fucking house flipper.

>what are back taxes
>what are demographics

where the fuck you gonna live for 4 years while save the money? i was pretty generous with the 4 year things. I didn't account for shit like car breaking down or paying for unforeseen accidents. Realistically with housing the way it is the middle class doesn't exist and the poor live in community hubs while working or sponging off their relatives to afford basic amenities. The housing market needs to pop and there needs to be new housing made. Not this draconic style where they strategically build homes to keep the prices inflated. If you were a real smart cookie you would just avoid the house flipping market entirely and just buy a plot of land and build the house yourself as you get the funds.

did you pick the shittiest possible home you could? its sitting uneven on its foundation

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Op is right. I started out in an apartment in a nigger infested hellhole. Had a child, spent the next few years moving around making low paying arrangements with friends and family. Had another kid. Finally busted my ass for a summer and was able to save up 40k while I lived in a camper trailer with two small children and a wife. I am now living in my two unit house with a relatively large plot of land in the city. The unit I live in is very basic but has everything I need. I'm remolding the second unit to command a high rent. I have no sympathy for faggots who don't know how to sacrifice vidya to grind for a few years and get a house.

Because landlords have either bought all the houses, or driven the cost of a house up beyond the means of those not willing to rent or flip

It's actually amazing how quickly Yas Forums adapts to memes and neutralizes them. A month ago Mutt's Law was the latest shill tactic to sow discord and slide threads. You post it, the Americans then argue with everyone else, and the thread slides. Now it's become so ironic to post it, it's completely ignored, and posted ironically by non Americans. It's like Yas Forums has an anti-shill immune system that works by taking over memes.

>Buy a cheap house
JOTTO MATTE!!!

Please Giorno, tell me how I can get a house for Cheap?

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Cheapest house around here is 250k.
Can't afford moving out of the state yet.

>build the house yourself as you get the funds
this is how you get foundation issues like has

If you live in the house for 2 years, you pay no tax on its sale dipshit

>north georgia
No. Also augusta is like 90% black btw

Obviously he’s not serious you fucking retard. 6 roles is the average for a man and 8 for a woman.

A bunch of kike speculators have driven the prices up beyond what anyone but other kikes can afford, and the only people who seem to realize this are braindead tankies and cryptokikes who are really just butthurt that they can't get in on the racket.

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Thats an easy fix you fucking worthless sack of shit. look at those nice french doors, double stainless steel sink.....

The cheapest house you can get in my area is 215,000 and that's in the nastiest ghetto. No one can afford a house here where the highest pay is 13 per hr.

>I can buy a fix-up at auction for $30k
You either live in Detroit or the some random town in Missouri

Its 30k bro what do expect. If you're mechanically inclined a couple years worth of weekends would have that place looking prime

i picked the first home on the list after searching for augusta GA under 30k. there are 170 other results. this is typical for pretty much the entire country outside a few dense urban hotspots

Live like a student for a few more years, car is a luxury IMO, I can't afford one before I buy a home either, and what a huge cost a car is? No one saving money will have one unless they need to in order to make money, and by need I mean you can't move or take other jobs for whatever reason, and at that point I might point out you can't make sure everyone gets the same end result, but those that stop trying to fix everything else but instead focus on what they can do for themselves in their current situation will most often manage just fine

people get hit by cars too, its a fallen world we live in senpai

the foundation issues of the house are not an easy fix, theres a reason its priced so below any of the surrounding houses

>Not leaving

when you don't get offended over everything, they have no power. The power of Yas Forums is that we'll eventually make fun of everything

> It's like Yas Forums has an anti-shill immune system
I think he's onto something

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What makes you think there are foundation issues? Are you just making shit up?

give me a better zip code and I'll find similar results. better yet, search yourself. can pretty much always find a decent home in a shitty area or a shitty home in a decent area for around 30k.

>car is a luxury
not in burgerland, fren

in a functioning free market, most people would rent because it would be cheap and convenient. There would be ample supply and competition.

There is no cheap houses where I live, also I rather rent and invest in stock than tie my money up in the house I live in which would bring me no return on my investment. Also if I were to buy now I would buy the top of the market and it would rapidly decline in value so fuck that

I want to saw her head off

NZ got fucked by Billionaires buying land there. I remember back in 2004 I was working a £10 pound an hour job with a newzealand guy. He was telling me where he is from there are more sheep than people. And he could buy enough land with £40k to start a farm. Was he full of shit?

I make too much money to waste time fixing a house. That’s for Mexicans and small brains.

I can't afford to. I gotta take care of my mum.

AUTISTIC take

You can get along fine in the northeast without one. Cities and even some suburbs and small towns still have those pre-war neighborhoods where you get around easy by walking or biking. In houston or atlanta though? Yeah, youre gonna need a reliable car

Yes and this month’s attempt is anti-rent threads. As you can see, the immunity isn’t quite up to date yet

>Foundations not an easy fix.
I grew up in a house that was on jack stands. I'm 30 furlong years old and the slumlord still hasn't fixed the foundation to the house m mom used to rent. If you are willing to do the work yourself it is incredibly easy.
I was able to purchase a house with foundation problems for 15k. $150 in cinder blocks, 3 $80 house jacks and 48 hours of manual labor and I had the foundation issues sorted out. I sold the house a month later for 60k Stop falling for that kike bullshit that foundations are rocket science.

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