Mine was shot when he tried to rob two dead comrades.
/Jew jokes/
Yes, that they aren't involved in the targeted individual program or human trafficking.
How do you fit 6 million jews into a single car?
The ash tray (btw this is a common joke here, nobody cares about anti semitic screeching)
Now that I think of it, my other grandfather was also shot because he tried to rape three dead comrades of his and my greatuncle took his own life when he saw a four man necro orgy.
Made me chuckle.
Jew walks into a bar, and sees that the bartender is Oriental." Hey Ping Pong, got any Manischewitz?"
The Chinese bartender replied,
>"Why yes sir, I do stock Manischewitz, but why did you call me Ping-Pong? My name is Chang Laung."
The Jew replied back, "Ping-Pong, Ching-Chong, what's the difference?"
The Chinaman replied, "I'm sorry sir, I can't serve you on account of you sinking the Titanic."
The Jew scoffed, "What? You blame Jews for sinking the Titanic? That was an iceberg!"
The Chinaman replied, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
The best joke is
>DEATH CAMP SURVIVORS
Catholic, Protestant, and Jew arguing over how much to give to the church.
Catholic:" We draw a circle on the ground, throw the money into the air, all money that lands inside the circle goes to the church."
Protestant:" All the money that lands outside the circle goes to the church."
Jew: "We throw the money into air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"