Dear religious people

I was religious until about 17.
I remember all I ever prayed about was toys and shit. Id just pray and ask for something, and id say that if he gave me it id never ask for anything again. And then id never get it because in retrospect i was just talking to myself and not actually doing anything to get what i want.
Im glad as hell i didnt carry this into my adult life. I cant imagine not actually realising i need to work to reach my goals and just talking to myself, not ever acomplishing anything, just hoping god would give me what i wanted.

He answered my prayers and destroying NWO and degeneracy with Corona. What more to ask?

The virgin athiest and the chad theologian

What nihilist Buddhists are you talking about? I mean there are a few but it's certainly not common.

except most people who pray don't ask for material things.

You can get the attention of cosmic entities and ask them for stuff, and you'll get it IRL if you do it right.
I wouldnt reccomend doing it though.

You are going to get yourself and others killed, upkeep your fucking car you idiot.

>mother puts her infant in the microwave
>says god told her to do it
How do we know the difference between you and her?

How can you do it?

>Atheism leads to hedonism and psychopathy
>I talk with an omnipotent god and pray bcs the omnipotent god gonna help my on my daily shit

Sure the atheist are the hedonist psychopaths not the faggot who telepathically talk with munchkin overlords believing that he is helped by him just because a 2000-year-old book created by farmer coomers in the desert said so

FUCKING hilarious, they waste their time and not only that, they even pay money for some made-up bullshit. How stupid can they be? Kek