Not enough ventilators or highly trained nurses to operate them

You know nothing about what you're talking.It's painfully obvious you've never worked in a hospital or even emergency services.
An if you have you need to go back to training.

>tooling doesn't just pop out of you mouth like bullshit does.

Could you explain tooling and why it takes so long? I mean isn't it possible for the government to just pay some people to work 24/7 to bring as many people together as possible to solve this issue?

lol

Yep. Apparently if it's bad enough for you to end up being on a ventilator, there's only a 12% chance that you're going to make it, and if you do, your lungs will most likely be severely damaged. Most people who get intubated die.

Ventilators don’t use bellows to operate these days. They use a series of either electrically or mechanically (pneumatics) controlled valves that are opened and closed on demand.

>a series of either electrically or mechanically (pneumatics) controlled valves that are opened and closed on demand.
You mean bellows?

I may love my grandpa but I ain’t doing that shit nigga

>bring back the spitboy
Finally something I can get behind

Concur. (From the tech that repairs these machines)

They are doing it wrong. After u squeeze air into the body u must squeeze the penis to exhale