It's over

Fuck. I think I might have given myself a testicular torsion. Went for a swim at the beach this morning and my balls started feeling weird whilst in the water. When I got out I noticed that one of my balls was not in it's usual position and was a little swollen.

Now I'm sitting at home with a stabbing pain in my abdomen and a ballsack that has swollen even further. I really don't want to go to hospital right now anons. Don't want to get the 'rona but I'm scared of losing my balls.

Is there a way to self-medicate a testicular torsion? Can I reset my ballsack?

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doctor here, you're dead buddy

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Good luck fren, it might be blue balls from cooming
Also you can try a manual detorsion but that shit's painful as FUCK, it is what it sounds like- try and untwist that shit

Reading this shit is giving me anxiety. I hope your ball is saved. I don't think there's much you can do on your own.

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If you can figure out which way they're twisted you can literally just untangle them.... But you'd want to be careful!

Btw this was almost definitely caused by sitting at the computer too much.

The thought of untangling your balls holy shit.

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Dont try it yourself, it could make it worse. The faster you get to the hospital the more likely you'll save your balls

>testicular torsion
>during a pandemic
I don't know how to help you user and I definitely would not want to be you right now. Godspeed.

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happened to me last year. have a shower and try ease the painful one back into positionby rotating it. you'll feel the most pain if you turn it the wrong way but naturally it will want to turn back in the right way

Go over to /lgbt/ they'll show you how to cut that badboy right off yourself.

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