This also stops the loud microwave beep meaning less chance of mom and dad waking up and bitching at you for being a 29 year old virgin who still lives with them and stays up till the crack of dawn every night.
Why is Reddit like this?
Kevin Perry
Kayden Gonzalez
who microwaves things for 45 seconds?
Hunter Parker
Microwaves are used in most advanced and semi-advanced societies to heat food more quickly than a stove or oven. You just put food in a ceramic or glass "microwave safe" dish, pop it in anywhere from 30 seconds to a few minutes, and it's hot. Obama was the 44th President.
Ethan Perez
thats the girl watching her mom suck a plastic dick on a birthday cake girl, right?
Chase Powell
it's an uncomfortable grin / or a cute grin
Christopher Martin
William Edwards
i microwave oatmeal for 45 secs
Brandon Morgan
They want their life to seem quirky because they watch too many sitcoms.
Christian Torres
Microwaving food... What a tard.
Jacob Turner
That's what I do.
Also sometimes I'll set it for longer and stop it with however many extra seconds left instead. (Like 66 for 45 and stopping with 20 seconds left)