Why is Reddit like this?

Habbenings canceled. UK faked initial data points

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> using a high-powered microwave

The food must be tasteless.

She stabbed him after that right? That’s the only logical response.

Powerful.
Just the thing we need to show our solidarity against the DRUMPF (get it? Le drumpf? XD) regime.

tbqh I usually microwave at intervals of 11 because it's more efficient to just mash the same button twice and press start.

People ask why I always microwave things for one minute and 28 seconds, I usually make up some lie about preventing electrical infetterance

I do this because it's easier to double tap a button. 33 for 30 and such

So she married a cock sucking homo. She should be proud.

Holy shit, this is genius. My life will never be the same.

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3000 iq move, are you Qanon? I would only expect to see such power from an entity of supernatural origin.

She doesn't look very white tho.

trust the plan
indictments soon
Q

Faggot

Niggers tongue my anus.

I think it's called Twitter now.

WH*TOIDS CAN'T GET OVER THE FIRST BLACK KANG PRESIDENT.

I now too will only cook for 44 seconds.

Nope it's cope, watch how close to the time we're supposed to be getting back to normal they go "Oh no it's worse! stay at home", and then they'll repeat "It's actually ok in 2 weeks" and do it over and over for a few months.

It's so you don't get bored and think that soon things will get back to normal.

women can't cook worth a damn anymore, so their husbands have to microwave food

YO LIL DONNIE, I JUST SHIT OUT A PILE OF NUTS .SO I MICROWAVED IT FOR 44 SECONDS BEFORE I ATE IT, SO IT WOULD REMIND ME OF OBAMA INSTEAD OF YOU. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, HOSS ?

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Delicious. Cant wait for them to get divorced.

This

They're such weenies, that it's painful

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And that brave husband's name? It was none other than Albert Einstein.

i do 44 seconds instead of 45 because pressing the same button twice is easier than pressing two buttons once

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Well hopefully that due was murdered by her after this post, because holy fuck is that pathetic

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Stop posting that retarded cope

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well, at least she was in the kitchen

What's the difference?

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No personality. Programmed thoughts.

I spent my isolation time reprogramming my microwave to display an 8 in the third digit space.

So now everything gets nuked for 14:88, and I just pull it out when I think it is ready.

LMAAAOOOOO

mental illness

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This is how I know the post is fake

>not having the microwave where start button also adds thirty so you only have to press one button

Imagine being this mentally ill that numbers threaten you.

I don't get it.

She's bragging about not cooking for a husband who prefers black men.

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Powerful

he is lying, he does it because he's lazy. If you want a minute, press 66 and then open it six seconds before you make less movements than if you were to press six and and then move your finger all the way to zero. It's the most efficient way to use a microwave. I consider myself an expert on this kinda thing becuase I eat so many pizza rolls and popcorns that have mastered the art of the microwave oven.

Fpbp
Get lost fag

hahaha lolzz so quirky!!! holds up spork! :3

>nukes obama
Fucking based

i have never understood what the :3 is supposed to represent. Is it a cat? dog? mustache?

Nice stolen adam corolla joke fagit

can someone explain this?

The answer is because it's easier to push "4" two times than moving your finger. Dumb bitch.

blag blag blag
no like no like
blag blag blag
I'm a legit retard

digits confirm, I hope, I hope, I hope!

44th president. Basic internet karma whoring. Like an 8 year old having an existential crisis over Trump's election and the impact it will have on poor minorities.

This also stops the loud microwave beep meaning less chance of mom and dad waking up and bitching at you for being a 29 year old virgin who still lives with them and stays up till the crack of dawn every night.

who microwaves things for 45 seconds?

Microwaves are used in most advanced and semi-advanced societies to heat food more quickly than a stove or oven. You just put food in a ceramic or glass "microwave safe" dish, pop it in anywhere from 30 seconds to a few minutes, and it's hot. Obama was the 44th President.

thats the girl watching her mom suck a plastic dick on a birthday cake girl, right?

it's an uncomfortable grin / or a cute grin

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i microwave oatmeal for 45 secs

They want their life to seem quirky because they watch too many sitcoms.

Microwaving food... What a tard.

That's what I do.
Also sometimes I'll set it for longer and stop it with however many extra seconds left instead. (Like 66 for 45 and stopping with 20 seconds left)

just like defusing a bomb

>muh parents hate adult kids living with them
>all this anglo projection
my parents essentially bribe me to stay home b/c they're lonely.

I do this because i couldn't be bothered moving my finger over to another number

Drumpf is finished, its over

Bc Chet is gay

I think i just overdosed on soi from reading that

Well i do it for Hitler so..

Well i just tap use the “+30s” button, unless you have some pleb microwave. I also open the microwave on the last second, not b/c I live with my parents but because it is annoying.

Miele crew report in btw