Brit/pol/ 'are Sunak edition

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>UK government unveils aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053914

>NHS uses tech giants to plan crisis response
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52053565

>Police get new powers to enforce protection
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053527

>Coronavirus cough attacks a crime, says prosecution chief
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52052880

>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498

>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003

>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

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rt.com/uk/484089-declassified-uk-intelligence-pandemic/
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twitter.com/elonmusk
youtube.com/watch?v=OHbwkZgkBIU
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based timing

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>tfw government still refuses to provide corn studded shitlogs

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I'm doin ma little dance

sunak sunak sun sunak sunak sun sunak sunak sunanana

on omegle hunting that idf gril

Beware

Laters lads, I'm clocking off

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So whats up with Eddie, what was the spark that caused the realisation he was a nonce

he was talking to kids about cocks live on twitch

Evening / morning Styx

>we full techno-Stasi now.
Can we report Polticians and other public figures through it?

Nothing wrong with that, teachers get paid to talk about sex education, Eddie was just doing charity work he's that based

nonce

anyone tried cutting their own hair before?

my hairs a fucking mess.

should have got it cut before this all kicked off.

If anyone knocks on your door and asks to stick their fingers up your arse to test for coronavirus, don’t do it, It’s a scam. I feel so stupid.

>why yes i support /aretommeh/

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FRRIm8hYfBo

fuck is "pube doesnt know any better" supposed to mean

you're hunting kids you fucking nonce

What species is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=DkqPUfY4_rw

>/aresunak/

How exactly?

Hunt for me

i'm skip children

nothing wrong with being a nonce

im a young jon jones

dont trust you with my face

cunts fucked his life again lmao such an inspiration

Gass yourself

why is Sheffield so infected?

British

He's gonna be the next Tory leader after Boris, bet your fucking house on it

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you wot

I won't show me either

jon jones lmao

Quintessentially British Lol

it's just not cricket

>244,000 in the queue to look at boots website


this really is end times

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Probably, imagine the memes

pube doesn't know any better

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We didn't go down the "Threads" timeline, so it's overdue a purge.

>It's happening
We're in for a long emergency I think user. The virus is just the start, the economy is next.

I'm going to bed w/ my based space princess
So see ya
And fuck you manhands

Buzz it lad, may as well

mobile.twitter.com/ajdhenry/status/1243309659911569414

Lol, if you hike they’ll nab you.

But not if you rape.

yeah he's a mong and would've got battered by cormier without steroids

good lad

That's what I thought last week but it was too late.Thinking of buying an electric razor online and go full Sinead O'Connor

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Full of cunting students
>Source: A student

no he wouldnt you fucking spastic you're intimidated by me and him

fucking jones just got caught drunk driving again and shooting off his gun lmao and you envy him

>buy online

good luck with that
a lot of places aren't delivering non-essential items until end of april

why are you hiding pube

Sickening. Thank god our police are actually useless.

>UK security agencies have done ‘no planning or intel gathering’ on pandemic threats, despite ample warnings, analysis finds
GCHQ glow niggers too busy reading our shit posts and arresting faceberg users lol

rt.com/uk/484089-declassified-uk-intelligence-pandemic/

"pube doesn't know any better"

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This 100%. Middle class Pakis/Indians are their new voter base after pensioners die off.

The Tories are fucking evil. Scamming native Brits for decades with vague promises of saving our national birth right only to abandon us when we finally become irrelevant electorally.

>still no bog roll in the supermarkets

this is starting to make me angry.
why can't they order more?
what the fuck is there problem?

the toilet roll makers have made it clear their is no supply shortage.

when you run out of alcohol now
you really run out of alcohol

>stopped by police
>clear throat while talking to them
>arrested for coof crime
>no trial
>straight to the nut house with the nod through of a doctor who was struck off for incompetence but returned because AR EN ACHE ESS
>die alone in a hovel 30 years later because nobody remembers you are locked up.

was brexit worth it?

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im not hiding i've introduced myself right fucking here fucks this supposed to mean you fat virgin

This Pajeet is going to be Prime Minister one day isn't he...

Seriously? I think ROI is alright... we're not full lockdown yet, the post still arrives atm

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>pube doesn't know any better
are you making excuses for one of the most annoying shit posting cunts on here
Why?!

social media is so destructive to relationships

it's like you have a game show host screaming
>here's what you could have won!
and pointing at a perfect version of that one girl
directly in your ear for eternity

Yes, You're just jealous its not you that gets to finish us off.

be normal

>im a young jon jones
who else fits the criteria bro fucking cmon

suck ur mum

Not if Boris gets arrested for paedophila on the eve of the next general election.

ladies and gentlemen, pubes doesn't know any better

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arent ALL celebrities media figures given a seat at the top. they want control over you before they let you have a national platform.

Because, He doesn't know any better. He even doesn't know what that means, Believe it or not.

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you're all fucking terrified of me

shameful behavior.

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i wish i could buy more alcohol or something but over means over in corona land

these are great kek

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Not useless enough. Anarcho tyranny is the future

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Eddie is innocent.

on the way boss

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You've never drank in your life.

fuck off ed

i have symptoms of corona and i'm currently drunk

why are you so feart ae govan?

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
oh no no no too cocky anti doom posters

thats a REALLY BAD move pal.
you got to stay off the booze until your well.

You've never drank in your life.

Eddie is a Walt. Prove me wrong.

>Eddie is into innocents.

fixed.

Newfag.

Reminder that 1 in 300 girls are nonces by pakis per year

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fucking this

i'm not sensible though am i

He done his tour.

You've never drank in your life.

i was on the fields in the no go ends while he was chilling with his mum at home

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Proofs?

twitter.com/elonmusk

The Imperial College of London pretty much just changed their estimates from "we're fucked" to "oops sorry lol".

Newfag.

The virus is a psyop

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of his uncles pants, maybe.

if i had to chose Eddie or Pube, i'd pick Eddie.
Only saw the part where he was chatting to the IDF bird. I saw a person with a good heart.

i'm more of solider than you could ever be

From wiki on Spanish flu:
Multiple studies have documented that there were relatively few deaths from the flu in China compared to other regions of the world.[23][24][25] This has led to speculation that the 1918 flu pandemic originated in China.[26][24][27][28] The relatively mild flu season and lower rates of flu mortality in China in 1918 may be explained due to the fact that the Chinese population had already possessed acquired immunity to the flu virus.[29][26][24] However, a study by K.F. Cheng and P.C. Leung in 2006 has suggested it was more likely because the traditional Chinese medicine played an important role in prevention and treatment.[26]

How do they keep getting away with it? And lol at the last sentence.

Nonce

Why is Elon Musk retweeting about are en aich ess

of uk nurseries and primary schools

You’re a two-pin DIN plug

Coronavirus predictions lads?

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ofcourse you'd side with a terrified spastic like eddie, you fear govan after all

do you think he clapped

Considering you can't spell it i'd say you probably are.

its actually one in every 286 girls. Suffrajets would be proud.

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Im 52 and a life long smoker so I predict I am fucked if I get it.

>We're in for a long emergency I think user
Actually the Imperial College of London, whose estimates caused all of this fucking nonsense, just dropped their estimates on the death count from 500k to

youtube.com/watch?v=OHbwkZgkBIU

i genuinely do have a sore throat and shortness of breath i'm not memeing
i've told my family and housemate and gf and everything
but hearing the refined prediction of that top policy advisor today made me reassess

>20,000 deaths
literally no chance that's me

more clapping.
non clappers get a door knock to check their in.
if theyre in they have to clap to.
violence erupts between clappers and non clappers.
police drones deployed to monitor all clapping activity.
non clappers get taken to asylums.

Disproportionate amount of chinks

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Eddie can be genuinely funny and has the balls to do cam stuff, pube is just a boring cunt who talks a good game

We wouldn't have people clapping like retards at their windows if women weren't part of the NHS.

As usual they have to get extra attention for doing their fucking job. Many such cases.

i've had more combat in a single night in govan than you've had in your entire tour you LARPing spastic

that's just another forn of racism though

you envy me

Eddie was the very last personality of any worth on this toilet of a general. Anonymongs have driven him off in typical mass hysteria in tandem with their anonytrip collaborators. I'm finished with this place.