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>UK government unveils aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053914
>NHS uses tech giants to plan crisis response
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52053565
>Police get new powers to enforce protection
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053527
>Coronavirus cough attacks a crime, says prosecution chief
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52052880
>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498
>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003
>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896
>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767
>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845
>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709
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>tfw government still refuses to provide corn studded shitlogs
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on omegle hunting that idf gril
Beware
Laters lads, I'm clocking off
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So whats up with Eddie, what was the spark that caused the realisation he was a nonce