>Was it THAT bad?
Millions of homes were TP'd
HEY GRANDPA!
Ethan Stewart
Carson Walker
Say that to my face virgin
Jack Morris
It was horrible! It made your grandma’s coochie stank really bad
Sebastian Wright
Lets just say it finally opened enough eyes to finish a 1945 job once and for all. Thats also the reason you're white btw youre welcome
Evan Robinson
The coronavirus marked the end of the American Empire and the EU and enabled CANZUK, the Russian Empire and Iran to form a new hegemony to save the world from neoliberal tyranny.
Nolan Mitchell
>pic related
Ian Lee
>Yes little one, it was terrible
>There were only corona threads
>There was no more discussion, no sharing of information
>Many happenings werent brought to our attention
>It was just kung flu this kung flu there
>Other than that i didnt really realize anything else
>I had my tendies and coomed 30 times a day
>The corona posting stopped eventually when it revealed itself to be a nothingburger
>And so i continued my lonely basement dwelling life
>Why am i talking to a puppet?
>Oh right, i am pretending to be a father again
>Time to take my meds
Luis Walker
>daughter isn't half white half asian
yeah no
Joseph Walker
Well honey they werent able to cremate all of the bodies which led people to start questioning the holocaust. Once we figured our that it was literally impossible to burn 1.1 million bodies in 5 years with an average of 3.5 crematoriums we had an actual purging of the Jews.
>is that why all of the Jews were forced to live on Mars grandpa?
Yeah Mars right.......
Mason Ross
Tracy, I ate people. You tell me how bad it was
> Grandpa all the historical figures put it at 3% fatality rate
>All of the fast food places were only closed for 2 months and my school holovid said that although luxury foods were not always available the grocery stores you depended upon for non printed food had all of the items needed for sustenance. They only lacked bleach and paper that you used to use to wipe your butt after going to the bathroom
>Weren't you just bragging to me last week about how your terroristic dimensional picture warned you about it and you had a full year stock pile?