>HEY GRANDPA!
>We're learning about the coronavirus pandemic in school
>Was it really THAT bad?
HEY GRANDPA!
Luke Cook
Connor Peterson
>yeah, lots of shills flooded Yas Forums daily
>i called this one guy a faggot tho
Joseph Campbell
Yes. It drove the people known as the Amerimutts to extinction.
Xavier Stewart
Yes. I couldn’t go to the gym for 3 months. At least when the aliens invaded they provided me with hard labour so I could keep my gains.
Jordan Turner
>white granddaughter
ah yes the Coronavirus wiped out all chinks, niggers and jews and now we have the 4th Reich and all is good
Adrian Campbell
The worst thing about covid19 were the cannibal trannibals. The best thing about covid19 were the cannibal trannibals
Isaiah White
Lol what are you saying dear, you're just a robot!
You already know this dummy.
Caleb Foster
> there was something far more evil and deadly, dearie. It is called the Jew
Grayson Reed
Lol they're going to call the years from 2020 to 2027 "the Tribulation"
Get it right
Jordan Wright
Every single person in this thread is going to die a virgin.
Ethan Stewart
>Was it THAT bad?
Millions of homes were TP'd
Carson Walker
Say that to my face virgin
Jack Morris
It was horrible! It made your grandma’s coochie stank really bad
Sebastian Wright
Lets just say it finally opened enough eyes to finish a 1945 job once and for all. Thats also the reason you're white btw youre welcome
Evan Robinson
The coronavirus marked the end of the American Empire and the EU and enabled CANZUK, the Russian Empire and Iran to form a new hegemony to save the world from neoliberal tyranny.
Nolan Mitchell
>pic related
Ian Lee
>Yes little one, it was terrible
>There were only corona threads
>There was no more discussion, no sharing of information
>Many happenings werent brought to our attention
>It was just kung flu this kung flu there
>Other than that i didnt really realize anything else
>I had my tendies and coomed 30 times a day
>The corona posting stopped eventually when it revealed itself to be a nothingburger
>And so i continued my lonely basement dwelling life
>Why am i talking to a puppet?
>Oh right, i am pretending to be a father again
>Time to take my meds
Luis Walker
>daughter isn't half white half asian
yeah no
Joseph Walker
Well honey they werent able to cremate all of the bodies which led people to start questioning the holocaust. Once we figured our that it was literally impossible to burn 1.1 million bodies in 5 years with an average of 3.5 crematoriums we had an actual purging of the Jews.
>is that why all of the Jews were forced to live on Mars grandpa?
Yeah Mars right.......
Mason Ross
Tracy, I ate people. You tell me how bad it was
> Grandpa all the historical figures put it at 3% fatality rate
>All of the fast food places were only closed for 2 months and my school holovid said that although luxury foods were not always available the grocery stores you depended upon for non printed food had all of the items needed for sustenance. They only lacked bleach and paper that you used to use to wipe your butt after going to the bathroom
>Weren't you just bragging to me last week about how your terroristic dimensional picture warned you about it and you had a full year stock pile?
Jordan Wright
Based bruder
Anthony Baker
Imagine trying to explain all this degeneracy to people who never lived it after we removed it all from Earth forever in the boog. no one will be believe us.
Ethan Perez
HOLY SHIT
who the fuck are you and what are you doing on my porch
Colton Morgan
hits pipe
Gavin Diaz
We all panicked because of fake chinese psyop vids created by the ccp. Country was shut down for a year. Turn out to be just a flu bro. Now go do your chores, Billy.
"My names not Billy, grandpa."
BILLY!
Caleb Jackson
Yes, many people lost their minds when they had to stay home, sweetie.
Luis Ramirez
It was really fun. I stayed home played Slave Management porn games and got paid to do it!
Jonathan Jenkins
How dare you ask me that? Spankin' time. Get over here...
Brayden Stewart
Nah, it was just a flu *inhales fibrosisly*
Jack Bailey
I’m so FAT! my entire ab rack has completely vanished and I look like Vladimir putin riding a pony, I need to sneak out into the woods to dance it off.
Robert Cox
Yeah it’s only killing 16% (with respirator interventions available) so tsk! All a big muffin booger innit. It’s not even close to 100% deaths. so what, are you afraid of a little flu. Do you really have to breath so much it effects my sheckles?
>>THE CORONA IS GOD BANNING GLOBALISM AND THE RULE OF YOU KNOW WHO IS OVER
>>>EXPECT THEM TO TRY TO SHILL YOU OUTSIDE TO DIE TO HONOUR THEIR DEBT CONTRACTS THEY TRICKED YOU INTO
Fuck off you dirty ***** is what I say.
Alexander Stewart
> the first time was not so bad dear
> (((they))) repeated it every year until our world government was formed
Nicholas Gutierrez
Come sit on my lap little lady, let uncle Joe tell you all about it. It was the worst time of my life. We was all cooped up, it felt I was on the beaches of Normandy all over again. I was antsy, like I had ants in my pants. I was smelling shampoo bottles and rubbing the hair on my legs just to stay sane. Then I tried to give a speech to raise the moral of the American people and some gosh dang intern messed up my cue cards, I looked quite the fool. The worst part was... what was I talking about? Uh... I'm done talking about that. Why don't you come sit on uncle Joe's lap and let me have a smell.
Noah Scott
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ALIENS ARE DOING, TOO BAD THE ENTIRE SPECIES HAS TO SUFFER FOR THE ALIENS TO PUT THE SCREWS TO FIRST-WORLD WOMEN. MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ON TRIAL BECAUSE THIS IS A MANS UNIVERSE.
Christopher Watson
Yeah I was up to my knees in normie guts and tears but I treaded on
Xavier Sanders
>I played Exanima for 12 hours a day for a month
>It was great
Isaiah Smith
Delusional
Charles Hernandez
It's actually the IGCN. It's a corporation, run by a specific race of aliens.
Bentley Gutierrez
Mother nature does only good child.
Now go out and milk the cow
Dominic Davis
>I stayed inside, shitposted on the chans, and had lots of sex with your grandma it was super cool
Zachary Rodriguez
>she slowly fades away as you realize you did not procreate
>you see your pill container on your kitchen counter
>it’s closed
Nicholas Howard
Kek
What about corn pop
William Gutierrez
Come sit on grandpa's lap and I will tell you about it as I sniff your hair
Connor Stewart
Is there a breeding program for when the aliens come? And how do I make sure I'm part of that?
Jacob Clark
PushupMAXX brother. 100 a day minimum. Sets of 10 or 20
Nathaniel Moore
I've already had sex, checkmate
Isaac Bell
>>Was it really THAT bad?
Only for the sportsfags, normies and economists my black child.
Joseph Barnes
no, people are just soft and freak out easily, now go get me another joint
Juan Lee
>Why were you guys be so hysteric about the flu that year?
Caleb Brooks
No, it was actually great ! “Worked from home” (read, played Civ6) for a couple months and was bretty comfy tbqh.
Nicholas Reed
Very cute, would raise with care and love/10.
Logan Reyes
It saved the west darling, it saved us all from globohomo
Gavin Thompson
I was going to make a coom/pedo joke but I felt bad because she’s too cute
Adam Rodriguez
William Baker
>I manage to have kids
and Yas Forums told me you couldn't 'breed' boipucci
Evan Smith
Why dont you come sit on grandpa's lap and I'll tell you all about it .
Lucas Green
This chick is in 7th grade in case any of you pervs were thinking anything.
Luke Evans
>HEY GRANDPA!
>We're learning about the coronavirus pandemic in school
>Was it really THAT bad?
fixed picture
Liam Nelson
>implying
That little niglet is getting gassed in the world to come
Juan Wright
Baby. The virus was a meme. Unfortunatley literally everything became a meme after 2016. We meme'd too hard, tore a hole in the fabric of time/space and collapsed the timelines onto eachother.
This is why I am both your grandfather and your father.
Bentley Gonzalez
Checked and kek'd
Brody Richardson
No sweetheart. The Avian Flu killed 40% of the people that got it. The Covid-19 virus was so weak that most people didn’t even get checked out, they stayed home and let it go away on its own, and most people never even knew they had it.
Oliver Gonzalez
I> say, kid, those damn idiots were buyin' up all the 9mm and toliet paper they could find!
>Yayo here had to depend on a revolver and an ol' USP .40sw instead!
>and your great grandpa had his own funs too!
>Now you wanna play some Halo Dear?
John Miller
Oh god fucking damnit I messed up my greentext
Julian Myers
>But grandpa where are all the ashes and bones we
Alexander Long
Built for BBC
Angel Russell
I don't get it
Jaxson Diaz
I mean, all that shit has happened before in the Weimar Republic and we know how that turned out.
Xavier Sanders
>coof