/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2753 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 503,274 (+32,306) ► Died: 22,342 (+1,064)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 199 countries and territories infected —
— 3,893 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
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Record 3.28 million apply for unemployment in the US
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New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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Chinese company amassed Australian supplies and shipped them out
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Virus affects blood circulation
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Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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Virus inhibits body's immune function
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Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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>REMINDER
Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
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White House admits they lack tests
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
16:41: First death in Kenya.
16:34: First death in Honduras.
16:29: 171 new cases and 5 new deaths in Ecuador.
16:15: 65 new cases and 4 new deaths in Algeria.
16:07: 560 new cases in Pennsylvania, United States.
16:04: 108 new cases in Mississippi, United States.
15:59: 138 new cases and 1 new death in Georgia, United States.

>MORE
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The Russian Asuka poster is my bf

>500000 infected
>30000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Is someone makeing the updated gif?

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The "reopening" is all the graves we're digging up to make room.

Oh sorry for misgendering you sweetie

CONGRATZ ITALY ON 80K!

FUCK KIKES, FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK SPICS, FUCK GOOKS
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK JANNIES.

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Add a F40PH train hitting some furfags.

Spainbros, redpill me on Miguel Lacambra

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You guys excited for your inheritance? Money from life insurance. Houses, cars, family heirlooms. We are the generation that gets wealth from the incredibly rich boomers.

>Wuhan, China. Circa 2020, colorized.

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Cheers

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We need to stop him, brazilbros!

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yahoo.com/lifestyle/patient-denied-prescription-refill-due-205716857.html
>“I called every pharmacy with no luck. I was told by one pharmacy tech that doctors were prescribing it to themselves, friends, and family as a preventative which is causing a shortage,”

pretty disappointed by the poor sportsmanship shown by the American in falling behind Italy.

As the pandemic worsens:
Gathering sizes will continue to shrink, people will be further shamed for gathering in any number.
People who put others at risk of infection either by lining up too closely in lines at the grocery store or by taking an elevator too closely together or sharing a vehicle or heaven forbid, touching each other, will be further shamed and accused of putting the lives of health workers, who will have to tend to them once infected, at risk.
Dependant on government subsidies and afraid for their lives, citizens will increasingly report one another to the authorities for disobedience.
As the pandemic worsens, "essential" workers will become ill leading to more social services becoming unavailable including emergency services.
Old people will increasingly die alone, their families forbidden to visit them on their death beds, and nihilism will explode in such populations as people consider life to be increasingly meaningless.
Further vilified for non-compliance with social distancing, homeless and poor people will die off, quietly.
Landlords will lock out their past-due tenants with impunity.
Those too poor to benefit from this Orwellian nightmare will attempt to resist or even rebel and riots will break out leading to further explosions of infection.
There will be a new genre of "terrorist" act borne out of this situation, as mass shootings and the like are no longer a feasible means of airing one's anti-social grievances.
War will break out between many countries, possibly the US and China after having accused one another of having started the virus.

And, believe it or not, in the midst of all of this, a fake alien invasion will take place.

#alonetogether, ha

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FORTE AUMENTO!!!
NUMERO DI INFETTI IN FORTE AUMENTO!

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Reminder: a natural peak is not possible in Italy due to the lockdown. If people left their home it would be astronomical. These numbers are only relatively steady because of the lockdown. Italians would need to stay home for months.

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New York morgues are FULL, hospitals are FULL. Old patients are having their ventilators removed and left to die to treat younger patients. Level 3 chimpout soon.

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Italy peaked already. Wew, the happening sure lasted.

6153 NEW CASES IN ITALY

NOTHINGBURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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You didn't answer my question.

Are you guys saying that Corona-chan is trying to make the world a better place to live?

Planet SARS-CoV2

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Imagine not immediately cremating like China.

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What's he doing now?

All countries have to do is repent and turn back to Jesus, this doesn't have to go on for months........

Translate pls

/comfy/

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stay strong, pastabros

Please do not trust any flags other Italian ones for the new numbers.
I know people who work in the press and Civil Protection or whatever give numbers early to them.
Obviously I post them here like I did in the last thread

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16%

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I would, If I knew how could you make a gif from a couple of jpgs

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The world's most dangerous man is at it again

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21 years old with a healthy body died of corona.
NOBODY IS SAFE!

I SAY WE KILL THE CHINKS!

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Why contain her

This is the hour of the scourge!

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Never been happier to be ol country boy in my life. Cityfags get fucked.

Also America will take the crown

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The price of overpopulation in cities.

No need to imagine user, bodies are going to be sitting on the floor soon.

>no hard measures done
>a person: Nobody respects the quarantine, put the troops in the streets to make the people stay inside
>gobermet deploys the military
>the same person: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU PUT THE MILITARY TO ENFORCE THE QUARANTINE? THIS IS AN ATTACK TO OUR FREEDOM AND RIGHTS, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW

Do you have any schizo friends?

if it topples (((them))) then yeah

wtf does this chick return to normal size every day? she was so tall yesterday!!

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> Washington D.C. on 2021 Lunar New Year

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2020年3月26日下午,一辆大货车停到了静雅厅西侧门口,车上装载的是汉口殡仪馆订购的骨灰盒。司机表示,他这一车一共装了2500多个骨灰盒,昨天已经来过卸过同样数量的一车了

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 32 (THIRTY-TWO) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 32 (THIRTY-TWO) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 32 (THIRTY-TWO) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
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REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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Based and woods pilled, being a rural MOfag ain't too shabby right now

APOLOGIZE Yas Forums
YOU MEMED THIS INTO BEING AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

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need more death and destruction lads

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It's pretty obvious but it's maddening to see people purposefully or idiotically miss the point and use the Italian numbers to call the happening over. This is going to be a happening for a year or two. Buckle up cus we're still in act 1 of this play

>american_citizen_post_covid19_pandemic_apocalypse_world.tiff

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UK NUMBERS WHEN ?????

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>[U
One of my friends gets an aneurism when i even mention the name corona and still thinks corona is just a better flu

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fukken retards its not 400K cases yet if subtract the recovered cases
509477-122226=387251

learn to math

>8000+ dead in Italy
>still need to collect all the dead in the cities.
mother god....

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Why would she care about us? She does what she wants

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suburban northernfag here, kind of glad I ended up in the south several months ago

got my guns around new years, yeehaw and all that shit

I sure hope so

nice. but even though your chance to catch the virus is lower, if you get severe symptoms you also have lower capacity.

>original is her holding a cheeseburger
well okay then

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What's Italy numbers for today?

ezgif.com/maker
If you update it, i'll look forward to it

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yes
but not for humans

Realistically how long will this quarantine last Even if everything goes back to normal, won't people start infecting each other again?

You can do it with the timeline widget on photoshop (if you have it). I'd do it, but I'm supposed to be wage-ing.

If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying. You know, I've been waiting, we've been waiting for Miami spring break for a while, about two months we've had this trip planned, and we're just out here having a good time. Whatever happens, happens.

Rual NC myself, the closet person to me is miles away.

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>UNITED STATES OFFERS 15M$ FOR NICOLAS MADURO'S HEAD

UH OH GUYS

Based. /ourgirl/ hates fags

lel

wouldn't taking HIV medication make them less susceptible to Coronachan because of her aids genes.

Also, fuck faggots. I hope this disease cleanses us of all aidsniggers and fatsos.

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Imma roll for anarchy.

Tripies for UK
Dubies for Canada

OMG BIG BAGS OF FAT THAT'S PIXELATED I'M GOING TO COOOOOOM

Going to the hospital right now is like diving into a pool of viruses, aids and gay cum.
Only go to the hospital if you need things like oxigen, a respirator or a ICU bed

Who's Mal'ganis?

Also deaths are low today because Piedmont Region death numbers are missing.
You need to add +50 to the daily death toll, 712 today to be precise

>WORLDWIDE DEATHS GOING TO BE DOWN FROM YESTERDAY... AGAIN
>ITALY DEATHS FLAT LINING
>FRANCE ALREADY PEAKED (AT A LOW POINT TOO)
>SPAIN PEAKED
>UK NOT EVEN GOING TO PEAK, YESTERDAYS DEATHS WERE HALF OF THE DAY BEFORE
>NO OTHER COUNTRY GOING TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR ITALY'S DEATH RATIO
>GERMANY BTFO THE VIRUS
>AMERICA GOING TO IGNORE IT SO NOTHING WILL HAPPEN THERE
>CHINA ALREADY BEAT IT

HAPPENING FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Please stop masturbating to a personification of a virus. This virus is destroying families and making a lot of people upset and you are jerking off to it and giving it a personaity. It is not female, it is not male, it is a virus that hurts people. Please stop.

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So whats the deal with the virus compensation bill? Last I heard Nancy shot it down and then tried to add a bunch of shit like whites get no money and shitskins get it all, airplane shit, and the ability for democrats to control elections.

Today Italy's numbers:
+999 (10361) recovered
+662 (8165) dead
+4492 (62013) new cases

He wants to end the quarantine. Corona-chan is just getting started here. He has no idea what he's doing. He literally said "it's just a flu". We're fucked.

>Do you have any schizo friends?
yes, i'm not pro-government or pro-police whatsoever, but i've been called a bootlicker multiple times by friends because i've held that the police have every right to clear out public gatherings in quarantined states. these same friends have commended south korea for "squashing this thing in the bud" while completely ignoring the massive privacy rights violations they utilized to do that

It's not

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Powerful and checked

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checked for cityfag purge.

Do you know what really strange right now?
The call of prayer "Azan" is called out 5 fives a day. Since our gov had forbidden any group prayers inside mosques, no azans were sounded afterwards.

It is a strange kind of feeling, like a part of your life taken away. I know you westerners can't relate (unless you are bongs and swedes) but it is what it is. I am sure you are missing SOMETHING from pre-corona times.

carpetbagger GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>The price of overpopulation in cities
Until the 1900s, cities were so horrible that they depended on a steady influx of people from the countryside to keep their numbers up.

3% of all deaths in a single day, quite impressive.

Singies for US

Assuming the death rate for Italy of between 30-40% will be the same for the US, this is going to be devastating if it spreads. Currently the 80,000 cases in Italy are only about 0.1% of the total population, so that's why no one is taking the deaths seriously. But if the cases can grow from 0.1% x10 or x100 and the death rate keeps up that's an easy 1million + deaths just in Italy. In the US, that's catastrophic. Maybe not apocalyptic but the signs coming from New York today show the death rate/recovered is following in line with Italy.

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Based

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Rolling

Spanish flu lasted 4 years and made 3 waves.

Italy - 99% of deaths over 50 years old with the vast majority having 3 or more pre existing conditions
NYC - 95% of deaths over the age of 60 with one or more pre existing condition.
Global death rate for people under 40- 0.4%
I mean I worry about my parents but why are we all locked down again?

fuck off fag

If I do get sick I will know it's coronachan because I haven't been sick since Xaolin Showdown as on tv. ( only oldfag will remember those memes)

>live in a village in bumfuck nowhere
>garden where I grow vegetables
>basement full of supplies because I'm a paranoid wreck
>0 infections in my village and the village next to us
>not a touristy place, so city people rarely come here to spread their germs
>no problems and there won't be any

The way I see it, this is a city problem like virtually all problems in the modern world. Stuffing 1000s of people into dystopian concrete nightmares is simply not the way humans are supposed to live. How are they going to survive quarantine stuffed into their one bedroom appartments with nothing but bad air and grey around them?

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That's why trump is a cuck that lost Venezuela strategic territory to China and Cuba, thanks for remind me how cucks murrricans are.

Haha no way fag, I believe in guns even if I don't have a unintelligible accent

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singles for stinky europe

I am a NEET so no

>UK NOT EVEN GOING TO PEAK, YESTERDAYS DEATHS WERE HALF OF THE DAY BEFORE
m8

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Just cremate them like the Nazis did, how is that so hard?

el aberración...

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which makes it more fun to masturbate

ITALY STOP

Why isn't it slowing down in Italy? Why isn't the lockdown working?

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>person admires a country that does something but gets mad when their country does the same
This virus might be a good thing after all. I hope it mutates and becomes unstoppable.

Who's the artist then?

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About time

ty

I'm gonna im gonna COOOOOooooOOmmm!!! I'm CooooOOOoomMMing

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Yes. The lockdowns are to prevent healthcare systems from being overloaded. But, every government is operating on numbers that are two weeks behind the reality so every government is late as far as prepping our healthcare industries to take the brunt of it. hopefully with the measures taken things settle down to a manageable point but I have no faith in that happening

They are the active cases, lad.

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>I worry about my parents but I love Starbucks more

Lets hope this last till there's riot everywhere

Based, so that why Trump put Pence in charge

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Tbf those retarded cultists in South Korea helped propagate it much faster than it would have otherwise

Then the mentality of people changed that gaining easy money was worth living in earthly hell. I couldn't imagine myself to life in a city at any point in life.

She is a superorganism

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Is it like Phantom Arm Syndrome when someone loses a limb?

And she's bisexual. She fucks man and womens as well... even a pedo.

Give it to me straight lads.
I was going to study abroad in Spain in september.
Probability of it getting canceld?

Any spainfags?

work at grocery store. called off today and they gave me shit. 100 degree fever.

sunday i had a tickle in my throat that came and went. yesterday morning/afternoon i had joint pain minor headache throat tickle my temperature was fine though. while going to sleep through my nose started getting stuffy and i had to breath through my mouth/blow my nose. this morning i had a fever of 100. just now despite my nose no longer being stuffed i can BARELY taste anything.

o boy

>t.

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same reason its not working here.

21 years old with healthy body died of corona.
NOBODY IS SAFE!

No.

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>Detected: 503,274
did you forget to update the numbers? we are already at 510k, bro.

>I will coof on you
>I doubt it

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>cvg isn't cheering in delight over new italy numbers
looks like the fear is starting to creep in

Because you could infect your parents and kill them while u might not die

I know this is a nothingburger but if you let it run, you’ll get a collapsed health system in your hands. Here’s the thing, though. The minute you lift the quarantine shit collapses either way. They are prolonging the inevitable.
It’s a two month hellish ride then it all goes back to normal.

Lies! Deception!

Great dumb post

worst case scenario, fully airborne.

Consider the rates of heart disease, diabetes, asthma, obesity, and smokers lungs in America. When this becomes more widespread, you'll realize how fragile a majority of the US is.

I'd rather COOM than CONSOOM

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Burger education and IQ ....
Go on goolag now and check what AIDS means ...
There is no immune system to speak of in an AIDS patient. Imagine getting a virus when your immune system is BTFO?

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I'd think that being immunocompromised would be the bigger susceptibility factor than being on HIV meds.

So many fags were disappointed she did not had a dick. Get the fuck out of Yas Forums you degenerates, there is no place for you here. Male, and Female. Nothing between, no nuances. GAS GAS GAS

this is obviously missing today 6000 but it is no longer growing like it used to
also lots of people were dodging lockdown

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100%

NORTH KOREAN GOVERMENT SAYS THERE IS NO CORONAVIRUS CASES

SOUTH KOREAN GOVERMENT SAYS 180 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS ALREADY INFECTED

WHO TO TRUST

uh oh...

Splitting ventilators
NY is fucked

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>In a few days time there will probably be 10,000 total confirmed deaths in Italy

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GIMP can do it pretty easily too. Post em and I can do it if you can't be bothered.

Well i wouldnt count on it.

north korea is secretly asking for help on testing
they are obviously lying

Locusts eating crops are going to cause food riots already. This makes it much worse.

It's actually working but you will not experience the full result for awhile. Also every lockdown have a lot of stragglers, that will delay the result.

Stop spamming this shit. We all know his first and last name because you keep posting it. The irony of it all is that a young man dying is so uncommon you know everything about him.
>0.2% official death rate and it’s probably lower

No fear here, only enjoying god's wrath

Ahem.
Fornicate Semites! Fornicate those whom pertain to African American persuasions! Fornicate anyone of Latin American background! Fornicate those of Southeast Asian heritage!
However, upmost and most importantly of all FORNICATE THE JANITORIAL STAFF!

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Oh fuck those digits.

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Black guy here with a message for you white people.

You created a virus that terrorizes the world. You thought you were safe with your fancy hospitals and old white ass docs. Lol now you see in that this virus doesn't do shit in Africa or to black people. Not one black person died probably or almost none.

you got it coming racist lowlife faggots

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Tust the north, its a well known fact that communists never ever lie, ever.

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intersex aberrations do exist, though

There will probably be travel bans until a vaccine is issued. Unless they want it to spread again.

>WHO TO TRUST
Best Korea of course

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Won't be canceled but for sure it'll be a "different" experience.
Expect to be here during the second wave and see the level of retardation

Its gon be gud

"Hug the chink" event wasn't such a good idea.

Sadly we will never get the first place for total cases because I'm sure tomorrow the USA will overtake us. We were so close.

Two months is the projected peak (1st wave peak - there will be more). Back to normal is not going to be a thing.

Why don't you listen to Yas Forums? In two months we will be here telling you we were right again.

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Stop being virophobic, it's 2020

somebody have the 5G bat vaccine corona meme compilation?

trust no one you moron, and press CAPS once.

NK probably got it from chinese smugglers.

>imagine being so government trusting that you believe every lie they tell you
These fags deserve to starve.

Because the hospitals and healthcare industry being overloaded means you're likely to not get the sufficient care needed for literally anything else that might happen to you besides the coronavirus. And that percentage of young folks dying on top of whatever the usual amount of deaths are for people in that age bracket is in it of itself catastrophic

Thanks

not gonna lie, that made me chuckle a bit

propa long ting

I guess.
Memes aside, I want all of you anons to keep the pressure on your boomer parents and the rest of your families who are STILL not taking this seriously.
This is only the beginning, it will take us a couple of months at the very least before a proper vaccine would be disturbed globally.

I don't think they count as staff since they don't get paid.

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>sexualazing a dissease
>not degenerate
Hypocrecy isn't a good thing meme flaggot.

no one is counting because no one cares about black people

My brother chinese shill is still saying
>it's nothing serious, chinese people are fine, just look at their numbers
Why are people so retarded holy shit

cute pic. artist? google leads me in circles around russian forums and yandex/saucenao don't have anything.

>Seething

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Shut up nigger

One doctor has done simulations with splitting it for up to 4 people. Its not at all approved but its better then nothing
youtube.com/watch?v=uKtEI-fidD0

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>Jan: haha, I'm so smart I'm not falling for the media hysteria, just a flu bro
>Feb: see, the West is so based they don't even have Corona outbreaks, Russia will have one like China because we aren't a transparent democracy
>Mar: holy shit look at the situation in Italy and Iran, there must be thousands dead in Moscow already and the government is hiding it

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This is the lowest effort larp I've ever seen

Someone please tell me how under closed cases that 16% isn’t the dead rate? All kinds of numbers get thrown around all the time like 2,3,6%, whatever, so why would those be right and the 16 wrong?

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Should they not have locked the country down, so that the happening was Spanish flu level there? You fucking spic?

GOD DAMMIT SHIT
AMERICA NUMBER ONE WE WILL BE BACK ON TOP
I COUGH FOR THE US OF FUCKING A

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>got handgun
>rifle coming in soon
>plenty of food
Very comfy.

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Tested positive yesterday. I don't really know how to feel about this.

> actually the virus is so based white people forgot to provide help to africa
> all of africa will die out
> GOD BLESS

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Naisu get

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youtube.com/watch?v=8t-MchxUJvo
Stefan has joined the schizo boomer party

...

> Black guy here

Probably bullshit, but okay.

> Lol now you see in that this virus doesn't do shit in Africa or to black people

Implying they’re testing fucking Ethiopians

> Not one black person died probably or almost none.

The conviction in that sentence there is proof you know absolutely nothing about what you’re talking about. Go back to watching BBC porn.

She is making the world a better place. Some things Corona Chan is doing to make the world better include:
1) Destroying the globohomo world order.
2) Ending the mass immigration problem.
3) Cleaning up the earth, reducing pollution.
4) Making people rediscover the worth of family, friends and children.
5) Encouraging self-reliance and independence.
6) Removing weaker and ill people from the population, promoting genetic well being as a whole.
7) Ending world reliance on cheap slave labour from China.
8) Showing that nationalism and borders are healthy and natural.

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