Not allowed to work

fuck staying home, I'll need food and I'll have no income and no way to access savings

I hope you can. I don't think normies are reliable enough for this lockdown to work. You need china style commie suppression to make it work. Fuck that

Lol lockdown cuck
We have lockdown too but can go anywhere we want. Just have to stay away from each other at least 1.5m away

i work for an it consultancy firm that provide infrastructure, cloud hosting and a bunch of other shit for a load of companies. Im on the service desk and its usually really busy, full inbox of complaints and constant calls.
Right now, most of these companies are shut, im working from home and have nothing to do.
Im get 33K a year and at the moment all i do is shit post and watch netflix.
No doubt sooner or later they're gonna start laying people off, but until then, weeeeeeeee

govt benefit is pitiful, will only cover rent maybe, depending on what I qualify for.

honestly bro, if you want to go for a walk, just try your luck, if you get told to go home then go home, but I don't see any harm in trying by yourself.

>WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO
Just print your own money, mate. All the cool kids are doing it now.

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>another "muh landlord" thread
why don't mods ban this obvious commie spam?

No but I think there's greater risk of the virus spreading by going to the supermarket, which I'm still allowed to go to, than visiting my parents who I saw yesterday anyway. Also want to make some soup for my grandma and drop it off tomorrow

Better than nothing